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Courtenay Semel isn’t a household name, but she should be.

She’s friends with all the Krazy Kardashians, y'know, and more importantly, she's rumored to have introduced Lindsay Lohan to the vagina.

Half a Nipple Exposed

Apparently Courtenay Semel is a notorious playgirl - she even supposedly stole an LA guy’s girlfriend away from him a few years back.

Until recently was, Courtenay was dating Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Semel’s an heir of sorts herself - her dad Terry was the CEO of Yahoo! But it looks like her most recent relationship has ended.

Why? A possible fling this week - with Tila Tequila! See below. Seems like these D-listers were caught getting a little flirty, huh!?

This girl-on-girl duo was bound to happen. When you think about it, Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila make the perfect, unattractive lesbian couple.

The twosome partied together at the Roosevelt Hotel in New York City, then hit up Crown Bar where they ran into - who else - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, who sat in a corner laughing at the lovebirds for much of the night.

Semel told the New York Post, "I don't comment on my personal life."

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For reasons mostly unknown, Tila Tequila graces the cover of Supermodels Unlimited this month.

Guess Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen, Marisa Miller, Selita Ebanks and thousands of others were all busy.

What an Absolute Mess

Anyway, within the issue, Tequila speaks on constantly being on the lookout for love. She even has the incredible realization that it might never take place in front of reality TV show cameras.

“I think I will always be looking for love until the day actually comes when I won't have to look anymore,” Tequila, who was recently rejected by Kristy Morgan said. “Love is important to me, and being able to share it with someone special is even better.  Maybe I should stop looking and that's when it will happen!"

Tila Tequila is looking for love. Have you seen it?

In another stunner, despite possessing over three million MySpace friends, Tequila continues feel alone, albeit hopeful.

“I've been going to sleep lonely for 26 years so it is something I have adapted to and learned to make the best of,” she said. “I hope to be married and traveling the world, saving the endangered species."

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Tila Tequila nude photos.

That's what people expect to see when they visit this vixen's MySpace page. That's how she became famous in the first place.

Suddenly Shy

Earlier this week, however, those visiting the online home of this reality TV star were greeted by the following, bitter poem:

Can't wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..â€"- you. My â€".
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can't deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I'll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it's over â€"â€"….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.

The words and threats are likely aimed at Kristy Morgan, the winner of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, who proceeded to reject the key to Tila's heart in front of the entire world.

Fortunately for Morgan, Tequila's anger may already be fading. Following the poem, she posted this promise on her MySpace blog:

Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile….brings another day!

Hang in there, Tila. Hang in there with all your might!

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Kristy Morgan who?!?

Despite being rejected by the aforementioned former Playboy model on the second season of her reality show, Tila Tequila keeps her head (and fake boobs) held high during a visit to MTV's Total Request Live this week.

Failing to Sing

And why shouldn't the MySpace vixen be feeling good? A third season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is pretty much guaranteed now, assuring the reality TV star at least 15 more minutes of fame.

Hang in there, Tila Tequila! True love is one more season of reality TV away!

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Kristy Morgan should date Brad Womack.

As millions of shocked women know, the latter reality TV star actually turned down both finalists on The Bachelor a couple seasons ago, making him the scorn of all female existence.

T Squared Photo

Last night, meanwhile, Morgan pulled a Womack.

She was chosen as the winner of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila... only to reject the show's star because the script called for it in order to ensure a third season of this dating competition she was confused.

Kristy Morgan once posed nude for Playboy. She really did seem like the perfect mate for Tila Tequila.

One might wonder why Morgan remained on the series given her feelings, or lackthereof.

But that would only be apt if one first accepted the premise that a woman (Tila Tequila) who was famous for posing naked a lot and having a lot of MySpace friends was actually on reality television to find true love (in either a man or a woman!) and not to simply garner as much publicity for herself as possible.

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During a recent interview with King Magazine, Tila Tequila spoke to critics that question her sexuality. Here are excerpts:

Do you ever find being bisexual to be totally exhausting?

Twitting Twit

Not really. People have a misconception that just because you're bisexual, you're turned on by everyone everywhere you go. That's totally not true. I think it's more fun being bisexual, because sometimes you want to get away from guys. And then you go back to girls and you get something totally new and different. Then, after a while, that gets boring, so you go back. It's always nice to have so many options.

Tila Tequila has a crude message for all that question her bisexuality legitimacy.

What about the people who say you're not really bisexual, that you're hetero and just pretending for the show?
They can suck my dick...

If you're faking bisexuality, then you'd be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I'm not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they're male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they're really ignorant, and it makes me cringe.

Here are more Tila Tequila photos from the magazine's shoot. Click on each one now for a larger version...

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Tila Tequila is more than a reality star, with a million MySpace friends, that likes to pose naked.

She's a symbol of social justice!

Nutty Tila

After all, the bisexual claims her MTV reality show - A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - played a role in California recently dropping its ban on gay marriage.

"It is because of me â€" I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement," she said. "Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships].... Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

This is unequivocally true.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have Tila Tequila to thank for their upcoming nuptials.

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If Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are afraid to go public with their relationship, an expert on cooked up, same-sex romance has some advice for the rumored couple:

"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," Tila Tequila said at the MTV Movie Awards last night. "Just go all out with it! If you're going to do something, do it all out."

Train Wreck City

Look, Lindsay and Samantha, if you don't follow the wisdom of a reality TY star who says her ideal mate is "someone who can help me carry my purse and my lip gloss," then who are you gonna listen to?

When Lindsay Lohan is through with Samantha Ronson, maybe she should give Tila Tequila a call.

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Tila Tequila is a busty busy woman.

The MySpace vixen and reality TV star is in the middle of penning Hooking Up With Tila Tequila, an advice book that promises in-depth thoughts on love and family.

Twitting Twit

Somehow, though, Tila found time to pose for a photo shoot in Blender this month. Here she is on the cover of that magazine:

We're set to give you more than just this one shot of Tila Tequila, though.

Click out the following thumbnails, the first three of which are also courtesy of the Blender photo shoot - and the fourth we just tossed in to be nice...

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The second season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila will have "a lot more drama" than the original. So says the bisexual at the center of this reality show.

What else did Tila Tequila have to say about her taste in men and/or women?

A Shot of Tequila

"Well, I'm really not into bimbos," she said in a recent interview. "Male or female. People don't believe me when I say that, but it's true. I like smart people I can relate to on an emotional and mature level."

We've heard that's also the reason why Reggie Bush is dating Kim Kardashian.

As for which gender she prefers, Tequila makes Bill Maher look like a conservative with her open-mindedness:

"I'm more into the person than the gender. Girls are soft, and we get each other and can have deep conversations. Men are nice, too, because they feel strong and secure."

More than anything, the person who will get to see Tila Tequila nude on a regular basis must be grounded.  This MySpace celebrity isn't looking for the biggest party animal:

"People have this perception that I'm a wild party girl, out every night. But the truth is I'm at home, watching the History Channel."

Right. The History of Sex Channel, we bet!

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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