Tila Tequila

It's hard to believe that women named Cocktail and Tila Tequila don't get along.

But after the latter referred to the former's boyfriend, Ray J, as "her baby," and specifically said that she was dating the sex tape director, it's little wonder Cocktail takes issue with Tequila.

In a new video, the For the Love of Ray J champion is sitting on a bar, donning lingerie and sending a message to Tila: step the f$%k off! Watch below:

Cocktail Taunts Tila

Tila Tequila is up there with Speidi in terms of her ability to generate publicity out of nowhere, which makes us wonder if that's all this latest rumor is.

The MySpace celebrity took to her blog this morning to declare her love for her new boyfriend - reportedly none other than fellow reality star Ray J.

A match made in celebrity gossip heaven if ever there were one.

Just last month, Ray J and Cocktail completed a poignant journey of self-discovery and romance on For The Love Of Ray J. But is this Cocktail already on the rocks?

Tila's blog suggests so. Check out what she wrote:

“My baby is Ray J ... and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt every time I see him. I love my baby ... so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!! I think we make the cutest couple ... don't you?????”

She included a sexy video (below) she shot for her alleged new man, and then went on to plug their Twitter accounts, on which they both recently tweeted to each other lovingly. Does this reek of an enormous sham to anyone else?

Who cares, honestly.

Just check out Tila showing Courtneay Semel, Billy Corgan, some random girl and countless others what they're missing on in her alleged tribute to Ray J:

A Very Special, Slutty Tila Tequila Video

They are both occasional lesbians in constant need of attention.

They have both posed nude for well-known men's magazines.

Now, following the news that Aubrey O'Day is likely to take over for Tila Tequila (and The Ikki Twins) on MTV's bisexual dating competition, A Shot at Love, it seemed like a no-brainer to ask readers which desperate woman they'd be least likely to kick out of bed.

The Hills' Lauren Conrad, Dancing with the Stars' Melissa Rycroft, The Girls Next Door's Holly Madison, Fergie, two Hiltons (Paris and Perez) and loads of other stars hit up US Weekly's annual Hot Hollywood Style bash in Hollywood last night.

The celebration of celebrity fashion and the celebs we love took place at the hot new club MyHouse and proved to be a bonanza for gossip and style followers.

Who looked fab, and who looked drab? Who's the Hottest in Hollywood in your opinion? Click to enlarge tons of celebrity pictures from the event and tell us!

The bad news is that Billy Corgan has a penis.

The good news is that the former Smashing Pumpkins singer is just famous enough to create a new set of headlines for Tila Tequila.

The occasional lesbian showed up at Bravo's A-List Awards this weekend, arm-in-arm with someone clearly immune to STDs and/or embarrassment Corgan. The musician has previously been linked to Courtney Love, causing us to ask:

Is Tila a step up or a step down?

There's more of Tequila and Corgan below. Click on each image to enlarge it...

[Photos: Splash News]

The following Tila Tequila traits are fake:

• Her name;
• Her sexual preference;
• Her friendship with Meghan McCain.

But what about the attention-starved celebrity's most valuable asset? Might Tequila's breasts be pumped full of more plastic than a Barbie doll?

Study them for yourself and let us know:

Tila Tequila's boobs are...

A pregnant Heidi Montag may be April Foolery at its finest, but this bizarre BFF pairing was actually spotted on March 28, so it must be legit. And odd.

Meghan McCain and Tila Tequila, the trashy bisexual reality TV star, shared an early lunch Saturday at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.

"You could totally see the girls getting along," a source who observed the strange pairing said. "They seemed to be longtime friends."

During their hour-long lunch, the former nude MySpace mainstay and the daughter of U.S. Senator and former presidential hopeful John McCain were overheard chatting "about everything from politics to pop culture," adds the source.

How did these two possibly hook up?

Rumor has it Tila Tequila, 27, read somewhere that Meghan McCain, 24, looks up to her and burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese for some reason.

"They found each other on Twitter and got in touch shortly after," the source tells Us Weekly. "They definitely seemed to be fast friends."

Of course. No word on whether Meghan McCain's weight was an issue the two discussed at lunch, or whether they will become more than friends. Come on, it's Tila Tequila. We had to go there. You know you were thinking it.

Without Courtenay Semel to make out with in public, Tila Tequila has been desperate for attention recently.

Fortunately, Christian Bale was caught on tape dropping F-bomb after F-bomb on the set of Terminator Salvation. As a result, Tequila has found a new way to make headlines. She told Us Weekly:

"He can talk to me like that any time! I love him."

Of course you do, Tila. We're shocked you haven't expressed love for Osama bin Laden yet.

Sorry, Courtenay Semel.

Tila Tequila has moved on to another pretend lesbian that will help the reality TV star make a few headlines a new girlfriend.

The often-nude, quasi celebrity was spotted outside Crown Bar last night, hand-in-hand with... this enormous woman. Anyone know who she is?

Smoking is bad for your health, lady; but sex with Tila Tequila may be worse.

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those scantily-clad lovers of old men, The Girls Next Door. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #7 … Pretend lesbians!

Remember the days where a woman simply had to be railed on tape by her boyfriend in order to achieve fame and fortune? That notion is so 2007, as the past calendar year proved that the public is almost immune to simple heterosexual sex, no matter how explicit.

As a result, aspiring celebrities had to go the extra mile in 2008... by grabbing the extra breast!

Indeed, faux lesbianism has been all the rage, highlighted by off-and-on pretend couple Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel. As soon as one of these unattractive specimens go a month without making headlines, you can be sure to catch them groping one another in public, eyes searching for the nearest photographer.

Look, there's a camera! Grab my ass!

Other celebs that supposedly traded in penis for vagina - at least for the duration of a headline being written about the switch - in 2008 included Aubrey O'Day, Brittny Gastineau and, of course, Lindsay Lohan.

The outbreak of temporary carpet munching has grown so severe that MTV has created a reality series out of it. The Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki, wouldn't have jobs at the moment if they didn't consider women among potential suitors on A Double Shot at Love.

Will this trend continue in 2009? Millions of guys certainly hope so!