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Lindsey Vonn put a baby squirrel on the neck of her boyfriend Tiger Woods at the Presidents Cup yesterday, instantly making for the top sports moment of the week:

Lindsey Vonn, Squirrel, Tiger Woods

The story behind this awesome photo?

Tiger and the U.S. team are playing the International Team in Dublin, Oh., at the biannual golf event. His match finished early, so they were watching his teammates.

During a rain delay earlier in the afternoon, U.S. assistant captain Davis Love III befriended the critter, who he nicknamed "Sammy," apparently for good luck.

He began carrying Sammy around the course with him, and showed him to Lindsey, who went gaga over the little fella and playfully put him on Tiger.

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Even uber-serious, oft-maligned, down-in-the-dumps Tiger Woods had to laugh off an incident in which he was attacked by a flying hot dog while putting Sunday.

Yes, this actually happened. And it was not Joslyn James.

A male fan ran toward the 7th green where Woods was lining up a putt, screamed out "Tiger!" and - relish the thought - threw a hot dog at the golfer.

It missed. By a lot. He was pummeled by security.

Tiger Woods, Hot Dog

Insert inappropriate joke about Tiger Woods and meat-slinging here.

Reports say the perpetrator dropped to the ground in waiting-to-be-arrested mode upon letting the frank loose. Woods, who was never in danger, could only laugh later.

"Some guy just came running on the green, and he had a hot dog, and evidently, I don't know how he tried to throw it, I was kind of focusing on my putt," said Woods.

"Next thing I know, he was just laying on the ground, and looked like he wanted to be arrested because he ... put his hands behind his back and turned his head."

He probably should have thrown a hamburger, given that the San Martin, Calif., PGA Tour event where this took place was ... wait for it ... the Frys.com Open.

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To the surprise of no one, it turns out the Tiger Woods sex tape being promoted by Devon James is a fake - according to the dude who co-starred in it!

Teneal Goyco, a vague Tiger look-alike, says he was paid cash to “pretend to be Tiger Woods” during a taped two-hour tryst with piece of work Devon.

The man claims he was paid $1,000 to impersonate Woods in sex scenes with James, who had him "dress" like Tiger, complete with Nike hat and vest.

OUTTA THE WOODS: Tiger is no sex tape star. Of course, he's still being spoofed in a sex tape with a woman he once slept with and a dude dressed up like him.

Devon James, who also lied earlier this year about Tiger Woods fathering her love child, is charging $25.95 for a video that's on sale now and ships November 15.

But Goyco's account pretty much nixes any remote chance that the video - featuring “Tiger Woods playing all the holes” with his former mistress - is legitimate.

"I was in it to make a few bucks and have sex with a pretty lady,” he says. “I thought I was just fulfilling this woman’s fantasy of having sex with Tiger Woods.”

Easy to see how that misunderstanding could happen.

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Mark Palin of the UK's Daily Mail already had the coolest golf photo ever. In a one-in-a-million shot (in more ways than one), Tiger Woods duffed a chip right into him.

But the true brilliance of this image from the Ryder Cup wasn't the errant pitch from Woods (who won the match), but the dude in the background on the far right.

World, meet Tiger Woods Cigar Guy.

Amazingly, Tiger Woods really hit this shot - and Cigar Guy really saw it.

While the miraculous image of the ball heading straight at the camera first grabbed public's interest, it was a mystery cigar-chomping fan who really seized it.

The photograph has become a sensation, and Tiger Woods Cigar Guy, whoever he is, has been parodied across the web. Follow the jump to see what we mean ...

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If there's anything worse than being outed for X-rated dalliances with porn stars and other assorted sleazy women, it's them going on tour to remind everyone of it.

Is this a great country or what?

Bad Teacher

Yes, three of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, one of Jesse James' cheating partners and women tied to David Boreanaz and even Reggie Bush are coming together.

No pun intended.

Stars like Joslyn James, Holly Sampson and Devon James (Tiger) are teaming up to tour the U.S. and remind everyone of his lowest moments. With reinforcements.

Remember Devon James? No? She's Tiger mistress #1,145! Come on!

Melissa Smith (Jesse), January Gessert (Reggie) and Demi Delia (Boreanaz, apparently) and others will appear at the "eXXXtacy 2010" convention in Chicago in July.

The roving band of porn stars is planning to blow into other cities as well, reports Joslyn's manager Gina Rodriguez, herself an alleged mistress of David Boreanaz.

Man that guy got around. So underrated.

Rodriguez tells us she's booked the cheaters circus for the next few months, not unlike Joslyn's traveling strip show, although she wouldn't reveal specific dates.

Please, tell us Orlando is on the list.

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Tiger Woods' return to competitive golf at The Masters ended with a respectable tie for fourth and took the focus off his personal life for the first time in months.

With the exception of some hilarious, random banners and a controversial new Tiger Woods Nike ad, very little was made of the golfer's sex scandal at Augusta.

Actor Christian Bale, however, has some opinions to share.

The Nike commercial features a voiceover from Tiger's late father, effectively asking fans to be open minded, promote discussion and ultimately forgive Tiger.

In the classic spoof below, Bale's infamous on-set tirade from a few years back is dubbed over it, and is hilariously appropriate when taken in this new context: