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On the same day we confirmed Elin Nordegren and Jamie Dingman are an official item, Tiger Woods and his longtime companion have parted ways.

Dude fired caddy Steve Williams after 13 years!

The high-profile celebrity breakup was announced via Tiger's website, which says, "I want to express my deepest gratitude to Stevie for all his help, but I think it's time for a change ... I wish [Steve] great success in the future."

No word if Tiger was cheating with another caddy or 20.

Stevie says he's shocked by the move, especially because he stuck by Woods' side throughout the stunning cheating scandal of 2009-10.

"After 13 years of loyal service needless to say this came as a shock," he says.

"Given the circumstances of the past 18 months working through Tiger's scandal, a new coach and with it a major swing change... I'm very disappointed to end our very successful partnership at this time."

Stevie went on 60 Minutes last year to say he never knew anything about the golf legend's affair with Rachel Uchitel or other assorted VIP hostesses.

by Free Britney at . Comments

MSNBC, Fox News and the UK's Sun are reporting that the Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren divorce is final, with only a filing in Orlando County Court remaining.

"Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court," says an inside source. "She expects to sometime in the next seven days."

Timberlake and Biel Photo

The settlement Elin is to receive, which has become the subject of much debate in recent weeks, is reportedly valued in the neighborhood of $750 million.

Yes, three-quarters of a billion dollars, believed to be the biggest payout of a celebrity divorce ever. There are conditions, however, according to reports:

  1. Tiger may not bring any other females around their children.
  2. Elin can never publicly speak about his various mistresses.
  3. Elin gets full custody of the kids but they share legal custody.

That means Tiger will share decisions about the kids, and as such, Elin will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden anytime soon.

Tiger's main caveat, though, was that she shut yer yap - for all eternity.

Tiger and Elin in happier, pre-car crash times.

A pal said: "Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. The price of that sum is her silence."

"Complete confidentiality. No interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she'll lose the lot."

Basically, Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Joslyn James, Devon James and the dozen other hoes we know of ended up costing Tiger about $37.5 million per.

One report suggests that Elin Woods ended up with double the sum she sought after her lawyers determined Tiger is worth much more than $1 billion.

Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets." We would have to say that's the case if the sum is correct.

While it should be noted that The Sun is a British tabloid, the $750 million figure has been reported by more than one source over the past few weeks.

Let's just say we wouldn't bet the under on $500 million anyway.