He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
He's had many transgressions
But he's not confessin'
To what we should hear
He's the MOST unfaithful GUY
OF the year!
The holiday season is unquestionably one of the most wonderful times of each calendar year, whatever your family's religious or personal beliefs may be.
What better way to ring in a magical time in our lives than by celebrating Tiger Woods' unfaithfulness and epic horn-dog behavior? Having been linked to Joslyn James last night, his mistress count now stands at eight. Eight confirmed.
Pretty soon, you know he's going to hit 12, opening up some 12 Girls of Tiger potential. But for now, here's a Christmas carol parody dedicated to Tiger ...
We know. It's no slow jam voicemail remix, but hey. There's a time for raw seduction and a time to focus on getting people into the holiday spirit ... Tiger style!