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As if trying to pass a controversial health care reform bill and escalating a war while trying to instill a sense of world peace weren't enough on Barack Obama's plate.

Now he has to deal with being lumped in with the world's most famous duplicitous sex-addict sleaze on the cover of Golf Digest! The POTUS cannot catch a break ...

Fortunately (for Barack), this is Photoshopped, and not a real image.

Golf Digest says it has no plans to pull the issue in light of all the scandalous recent Tiger Woods news, and despite the wealth of unintentional comedy therein.

The cover story, after all, is "10 Tips Obama can take from Tiger." LOL. Number 10: Look ... let me be clear ... you need to please your name off your phone!

There's also a complementary list of 10 Things Tiger Woods could learn from Barack Obama. Not cheating on your wife with seven-plus mistresses, maybe?

That list could probably be increased to a few thousand things.

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Firefighters in Orange County, Fla., responded to a medical situation at the home of Tiger Woods this morning after a 911 call was received at 2:36 a.m.

And you thought this story couldn't possibly get any crazier.

A radio log showed an adult woman was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla., via ambulance. The patient initially refused transport.

She was later listed as an advanced life support patient.

Several sites have reported that Barbro Holmberg, the mother of Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, had arrived in the area to be with her yesterday.

It is not known if she was the patient, but video from the hospital showed a middle-aged woman (Barbro is 57) being removed from an ambulance ...

Stretcher

A woman was taken from Tiger Woods' home by ambulance today.

A black Cadillac Escalade was seen leaving the hospital shortly after the ambulance arrived. Its tag was similar to the one involved in Tiger Woods' crash.

Woods owns a second black Escalade, for what it's worth.

The mysterious 911 call and hospitalization comes on the heels of reports that Tiger's wife moved out of the Isleworth, Fla., mansion she shared with Tiger.

The number of Tiger Woods mistresses we can identify has reached seven, while some sources say the actual number may be at least 10 if not higher.

Several celebrity news  sites said Elin Nordegren Woods had enough and moved out of the couple's $2.6 million home and into another nearby home.

That home is also owned by Woods.

UPDATE: ESPN has confirmed that the hospitalized woman was in fact Barbro Holmberg, Tiger's mother-in-law. More details to follow shortly ...

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Could perennial Sports Illustrated cover mainstay Tiger Woods grace the pages of an entirely different magazine in the coming weeks - and in the buff?

If Playgirl can authenticate alleged nude pics of him, then yes.

This is far from a done deal. We'd even call it far fetched. But after what's gone down in the last two weeks, we also wouldn't be altogether shocked.

Following a report that explicit Tiger Woods pictures are being considered for publication by the magazine, a rep for the magazine cleared the air:

"We're in the process of authenticating photos," said Daniel Nardico of Playgirl, which just made a big splash last month with Levi Johnston nude.

Given the hype the magazine received regarding Levi, one can only imagine what the acquisition of naked Tiger Woods pics would do.

Tiger Woods may soon be showing us an entirely different shaft.

"We have to see if they're real," he added. "You can take photos of anyone but what would it even be worth without a way to truly identify him?"

"Our attorneys are looking into the possible monetary worth."

Perez Hilton also reported today that another of Tiger Woods' mistresses reached out to Playgirl with alleged cell phone shots of the golfer's wood.

So to speak.

Nardico said the woman offering up the photos is "another [mistress] that is going to come out. She's not out yet. I don't have any [more] info."

We suspect if the Tiger Woods nude pics are real and actually get published, Elin Woods moves out on him that very second if she hasn't already.

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Tiger Woods' wife Elin has moved out, according to reports.

This development follows the explosion of Tiger Woods' mistresses, which currently number seven (and counting) and have ruined the golf legend's reputation.

Elin Nordegren's New House

Elin Nordegren, who wed Tiger in 2004, has had enough, and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger say.

Radar Online reports that Elin is still living nearby, but in another house.

It has not been confirmed that she will end her marriage to Tiger for good, although if she had any self-respect, that would certainly be the logical decision.

Tiger Woods with his wife, Elin. He cheated on her a lot.

The week before last, Tiger’s affair with Rachel Uchitel was revealed. Several other women then came forward to tell their stories of sex with the married star.

He crashed his Cadillac SUV into a fire hydrant and tree in a bizarre one-car crash November 27 after arguing with his wife about his extramarital activities.

Since then, his marriage has (understandably) been on the ropes.

Tiger and his camp are trying to keep Elin’s status under wraps and hope she will come back to the house - and to Tiger, despite his rampant cheating - ASAP.

It was reported last week that Elin's prenup with Tiger may be renegotiated to guarantee her many millions more if she stays. But at what point does it matter?

Money's great, but this wasn't an isolated incident. Can Elin really remain Mrs. Woods after a duplicitous Tiger led this double life and nailed so many bimbos?

You tell us ... Elin Woods should:

 

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Tiger Woods' mistresses keep on piling up. The count is currently at seven as far as named flings are concerned, with several others waiting in the wings.

What began with just Rachel Uchitel has escalated into the wildest sex scandal in recent memory. Just today, we were introduced to #7, Holly Sampson.

But how do Rachel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Holly (in order below) stack up? Which would you rather ...

Vote in our survey below!

UPDATE: Joslyn James, identified mistress #8, has been added to this poll! She'll be getting a late start, but in this crowded field, she's got a chance!

  • Rachel Uchitel Bikini Pic
  • Jaimee Grubbs Bikini Pic
  • Kalika Moquin Photo
  • Jamie Jungers Legs Photo
  • A Mindy Lawton Picture
  • Cori Rist Image
  • 3 Mistresses
  • Joslyn James Picture
  • Loredana Jolie Naked Pic
  • Postle Pic

Which of Tiger Woods' mistresses would you rather ... you know?

 

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How pissed is Jaimee Grubbs right now?

The first Tiger Woods mistress to publicly admit - and embrace, and leak a voicemail proving - her affair with the golfing legend, she was soon brushed aside by Kalika Moquin ... and Jamie Jungers, Cori Rist, Mindy Lawton and Holly Sampson.

But the 24-year-old cocktail waitress, who went public after Tiger's affair with Rachel Uchitel was exposed, isn't about to crawl back where she came from.

She recently revealed to Us that during her 31-month affair with Tiger Woods, the 14-time major championship winner never wanted to use protection.

"He didn't use a condom," says Jaimee Grubbs, adding that Woods didn't ask if she was on birth control. "It wasn't discussed. He just never used one."

Tiger Woods keeps his woods protected by covers, but not his wood, according to Jaimee Grubbs. On a side note, that was easily the worst golf pun of all time.

You would think that since he seemed determine to nail every cocktail waitress in the western hemisphere, this might have crossed Tiger's mind. But no.

He also didn't use anything while bedding Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton's sister, Lynn: "She said he never wore condoms," Lynn said this weekend.

"I was so worried she might get a disease ... we suspected he was promiscuous."

Try downright dirty. The CDC should quarantine him, pronto.

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Holly Sampson, a porn star from Los Angeles, has become the seventh woman identified as an alleged mistress of Tiger Woods, according to UK tabloids.

Despite her profession, Woods may rival Holly in terms of career sex partners the way this still-unfolding scandal is going. He's averaging like one a day.

The 36-year-old "actress" has not articulated specifics of the affair as of yet, but if her filmography is any indication, we imagine they were into kinky stuff!

Film credits of Holly Sampson include:

  • Descent Into Bondage
  • How I Did Your MILF
  • Diary of a Horny Housewife
  • Flying Solo 2 (featuring Carrie Prejean)
  • OMG Stop Tickling Me (Tiger's favorite) 

Holly Sampson nailed Tiger Woods. Who hasn't, though?

This news comes just after alleged Tiger mistresses #5 and #6, Mindy Lawton and Cori Rist, were revealed over the weekend. Talk about prolific boinking.

We should start a pool for what the final tally will be.

Tiger and his wife, Elin Nordegren, have reportedly undergone intensive couples therapy (i.e. prenup renegotiation) since his alleged affairs were exposed.

Let's just say she stands to make a lot of money off of this.

Mistress #8, who has allegedly surfaced in Orlando, but has not yet gone public with her name or details of an affair, should be doing so any second now.

We should hit double digits by close of business tomorrow.

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As we reported yesterday, Cori Rist was rumored to have had an affair with married dad-of-two Tiger Woods. She did not confirm or deny the allegation.

Well, two separate New York tabloids ran cover stories featuring Rist this morning, "confirming" her as the sixth Tiger Woods mistress (and counting).

As for where the New York Post is getting nine, it's including a former porn star, Holly Sampson, and two as-yet-unnamed rumored flings of Woods.

That's weak, but they were clearly itching to to make that Back 9 joke for days, which we can understand, and let's be honest, it's probably true.

If you're Tiger Woods, and clearly you'll do anything that moves, what's the difference between six affairs and nine ... or nineteen?

Cori Rist Image

Cori Rist joins an illustrious club of Tiger Woods mistresses.

So who is this Cori Rist chick? According to reports, she is a “Manhattan club-goer" who had a six-month fling with Woods after they met at club Butter last year.

After meeting his latest piece of tail, he allegedly booked Cori into plush hotel suites next to where he was staying, before sneaking her into his pad at night.

Friends say she moved to New York because she was determined to become a fashion model, but the closest she got was modelling swimsuits in catalogs.

She eventually got her big break: Sleeping with Tiger Woods.

Cori Rist was married once, to Neil Santos, but they divorced in 2008 after six years of marriage. They are still battling in court over custody of their son.

Sounds like a class act. Then again, compared to these trashy Jamie Jungers pics, she seems to be par for the course (booo!) for sleazy Tiger Woods.

Sorry, Tiges. Your chances of keeping a lid on your many, many mistresses are slim to none. We doubt Cori Rist will be the last to come forward, either.

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The way Tiger Woods and his many affairs dominated the news last week, you knew Saturday Night Live would go there in some way, shape or form.

The pleasant surprise? It was actually pretty funny.

Appearing in press conferences on SNL's version of CNN's The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, Tiger tried to vaguely apologize for his "transgressions."

But he only dug himself a deeper and deeper hole.

With Kenan Thompson doing his best Tiger and beautiful Gossip Girl star Blake Lively a bit more convincing as the scorned Elin Woods, the SNL skit offered a new take on what went down between the golfer and his wife after his car accident ...

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Rachel Uchitel was the first mistress to be linked to the married Tiger Woods, and the one whose romance with him led to his car crash November 27.

After Woods wrecked his car, his reputation followed suit. Thanks, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton and maybe Cori Rist!

Rachel Uchitel and Husband

But it was Uchitel whose relationship with Woods was deemed the most dangerous by the golfer's camp - and that's why he decided to pay her off.

Rachel was about to hold a press conference last week when she pulled the plug at the last minute after a secret phone call with Tiger Woods' reps.

Tiger's camp believed she had leaked the story of their affair, but on the phone, Uchitel convinced Tiger she had nothing to do with the publication.

He believed her, but also believed that in hiring attorney Gloria Allred, Uchitel was going to cash in now or later. Tiger decided to buy her discretion.

Reports suggest Rachel Uchitel got at least $1 million from Tiger Woods.

Tiger felt it was important to silence Rachel Uchitel more than any other woman because his relationship with her was current and the most intense.

Woods knew there would be little doubt about the intensity of their relationship if the "hundreds" of explicit texts and emails he sent became public.

Fortunately for us, before the affair was exposed, she showed a friend an email Tiger wrote about having crazy Ambien sex and threesome dreams.

If that's any indication of what their relationship consisted of, there's no telling what we don't know. And that's why Woods wanted her to shut her yap.

Despite advice from some people in his camp who didn't want to give in to Glorida Allred or pay Uchitel, Tiger took control and made the call to pay her.

Now, we will never know what happened and he can begin rebuilding his images. Well, except for the fact that he's got five other mistress and counting.