In a display of irony even thicker than his pulled Accenture ads, Tiger Woods talked in an interview just weeks ago about how he always puts his family first.
On November 17, a mere 10 days before he wrecked his car and image, Woods sat down for a chat with New Zealand's Sky Sport reporter Murray Deaker.
During the interview, he raves about wife Elin Woods, and their kids.
"[Having a family] has been great, actually, the best thing that ever happened to me," he says. When asked if a mentality of "family first, golf second" has always been his mentality, the 14-time major champion insists, "Always, always."
Sleazeball. No clue how Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson, Joslyn James, Loredana Jolie, Julie Postle and Theresa Rogers fit in. Probably a close second... through 12th.