Tiger Woods

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee said earlier this week that she has lots of colored friends. Might she have had an affair with a certain "Cablinasian" fella as well?

You know what they say. Why stop at one celebrity home-wrecking sex scandal? Bombshell McGee is now hinting that she may have slept with Tiger Woods.

Bombshell went on "The Soscia Network" radio show on Philadelphia's 106.1 FM this week, and was asked if she would send Jesse James a thank-you card.

He bolstered her "career," after all, and she's had no shortage of publicity.

After she said she's no longer in contact with Jesse James, the topic turned to Tiger Woods and how he must be so happy that James took the heat off him.

MICHELLE MCGEE: So wrong on every conceivable level.

Jokingly asked if she would go there, she replied, "How do you know I haven't?" Asked to elaborate, Michelle Bombshell said, "I'm not confirming or denying."

"But I'm surprised no one's picked up on that yet."

Uhh ... while it wouldn't be the biggest stretch of all time to think that McGee was among the many Tiger Woods affairs, we just don't see it. Call us crazy.

Blonde, petite, moderately attractive cocktail waitresses? Done, done and done. Chicks whose bodies look like a seventh grader's binder from metal shop?

Not really Tiger's type. Plus the whole Nazi thing.

Breaking news: Tiger Woods had affairs! He cheated!

It's hard to imagine what we don't know about the world's top golfer 121 mistresses later, but People magazine reporter Steve Helling is ready to tell all.

Interestingly, he said he could have blown the whistle long ago, but declined to out Tiger's shady dalliances for fear of having access to Woods revoked.

"Over the years, I had heard rumors of Tiger's partying - drunken nights at the clubs, dirty dancing with other women, phone numbers slipped to pretty blondes," he writes in his new book Tiger, "But I didn't follow up."

The reason? Helling didn't want to be cut off from the golden golfer. That's what makes People different from the stop-at-nothing National Enquirer.

Everyone just looked the other way with Tiger's dealings.

"Negative coverage of Tiger - even positive coverage that wasn't micromanaged - would often result in excommunication from Tiger Woods' camp," he writes. "It was in everyone's best interest to sweep rumors under the rug."

But now the cat is out of the bag - a huge thank you to Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs et al. - and he's ready to tell ALL. Hey, better late than never, man.

"Marriage hadn't changed Tiger's appetite for sex, and he was always on the prowl for women," he writes of Woods, who was apparently looking around as soon as he and beautiful Swede Elin Nordegren said "I do" back in 2004.

"[Tiger] dated a lot of girls even after he was married to Elin. When he was filming some commercials at Universal Studios, he asked out a few girls, and this was after he was married. If they said no, he'd move on.'"

Helling insists that he wasn't the only one who ignored Tiger's infidelities. He claims a club owner in Florida saw Tiger "drinking and dancing with a woman who wasn't his wife" in 2006 and called celebrity gossip weeklies.

Amid reports that Tiger met with a divorce lawyer, Helling says: "It took 13 calculated years to shape his image, and just two weeks to destroy it."

Or one nine-iron to the face.

Tiger Woods recently met with attorney Jeff Fisher, who has represented a number of star athletes in their divorces, according to the New York Daily News.

Based in West Palm Beach, Fla., Fisher made a name for himself handling cases for the rich, but his high-profile nature may clash with the private Woods.

Regardless, a Tiger divorce filing appears imminent as wife Elin Nordegren is currently in Sweden with their two children while he's flyin' solo in Florida.

It looks like he may be single and ready to mingle soon, too. Once a regular on the Orlando scene, Tiger has been in self-imposed exile – until recently.

“Tiger is back out at night and he’s more like the way he used to be,” one source close to him told Radar Online. “He’s been outgoing and flirtatious.”

“Tiger and Elin don’t even interact anymore. She has her own life.”

HEY LADIES: Tiger is reportedly back on the prowl ... kind of!

If Elin Woods is rebuilding her life after Tiger, he's slowly doing the same. While he has not returned to the womanizing that landed him 121 mistresses and a stint in sex addiction rehab, he is no longer isolating himself either.

If she's not wearing her ring, then neither will he.

“Tiger has been out at night more than the public knows and he’s very outgoing,” the source says. “Women love him. They come up and talk to him. He’s not hiding anymore. He’s friendly and outgoing, some would say flirtatious.”

The source made clear that he has not cheated on Elin. However:

“If the marriage ends, it’s obvious he’s not going to want to be alone for long,” the source said. “He wants to go out again, he wants his life back."

"With Elin gone he has not been sitting at home waiting for her.”

Hey, we know Joslyn James is never far away.

We all know the familiar faces on the list of Tiger Woods mistresses - a list so long we lose count. It's a surely incomplete list, but that matters very little.

When you cheat on your wife that regularly with cocktail waitresses and porn stars, the scope of your infidelity remains the same regardless of the total.

Plus, pinpointing the number of total chicks Tiger Woods bedded? Impossible ... for mere mortals. Never underestimate the venerable National Enquirer.

According to that fine publication, Tiger admitted in therapy that he cheated with as many as 120 women while married to Elin Woods - 120 mistresses!

Yet, while coming clean, he reportedly failed to mention the one-night stand he knew would destroy his shaky marriage ... #121 was the really bad one.

121 AND COUNTING: That's what sources claim a sex addiction-rehabbing Tiger Woods admitted he racked up. Solitude in Sweden's looking good now, right Elin?

Could that mean neighbor Raychel Coudriet? The article does not say.

Regardless, the serial cheater hid from therapists - and Elin Woods - this "shocking" conquest, which was the sexual encounter that drove Elin to divorce.

Really, guys? After the first 110 hoes, she didn't see his true colors?

It's worth noting that she has not filed for divorce yet, and the Enquirer claims that she reacted as such only after the Enquirer was revealing the story. 

What total nonsense, yet utterly impossible to disprove. Pulitzer-worthy coverage of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, and accusations of "stunning" affairs between Barack Obama and Vera Baker notwithstanding, this is what they're good at.

Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James claims she was discriminated against by the Charlotte, N.C., Ritz Carlton, which abruptly canceled her reservation on Friday.

James was going to be in Charlotte as part of her Tiger striptease tour, in which she hilariously books gigs in cities were Woods is hitting the links that weekend.

Too bad the Ritz put the kibosh on her Charlotte trip.

Joslyn James was going to be in Charlotte for a three-day stay ending yesterday. She booked the hotel to stay at after performing at a local strip establishment.

Imagine James' dismay, then, when she landed in Charlotte "after a long and tiring journey from Los Angeles," only to learn the Ritz had nixed her reservation.

Poor Joslyn James. Does the Ritz have no compassion?

The hotel says it did so because of she was a high-profile guest and would attract too much media ... but the real reason, posits her lawyer Gloria Allred, is:

Tiger Woods may have been staying at the same hotel.

And, Gloria complains, if Tiger was staying there, "...we are appalled to think [the hotel] might have chosen to accommodate a rich, famous golfer who has admitted lying to his wife ... over a woman whose heart he has broken ..."

LOL. A low-rate porn star, cut-rate stripper adulteress just can't get a break.

NOTE: Tiger missed the cut after a rough start and skipped town early too. The U.S. Open in Pebble Beach begins June 17 ... hopefully Joslyn can get a room.

Tiger Woods is hitting the links this weekend, and wouldn't you know it, his ol' mistress Joslyn James is going to be naked in the same city! What are the odds!

The stripper / porn star is appearing at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., tonight and tomorrow while Tiges competes at the Quail Hollow Championship.

Joslyn James, who linked a violent, dirty string of Tiger Woods text messages last month, also stripped at a Georgia club near where Tiger played the Masters.

Here's a promotional advertisement for the class act's visit to N.C.:

HER FAVORITE WOOD: Good one, Jos!

The stuffed tiger is a cute touch, as is the "wood" play on words. Although presenting his texts on an Adobe Flash "iBone" on her website was way better.

Interestingly, Joslyn says that Tiger's BFF and part-time pimp, Bryon Bell, arranged for her to rendezvous with Tiger during this exact same event in 2007.

He won it that year.

Heck, with a Tiger and Elin Woods divorce reportedly imminent, maybe he should arrange a quickie tonight for good luck ... mofo's currently tied for 61st.

Elin Nordegren is so over Tiger Woods. That's the consensus from everything we've read, and it's hard to blame the woman. But is Tiger over his wife, as well?

All indications are still that a divorce is "100 percent happening," and it's not just the endless parade of cocktail waitress mistresses that solidified their fate.

"The writing is on the wall," says a well-versed source close to Tiger. "He committed to several additional golf tournaments, which effectively says eff you, Elin."

"She was not in support of him returning to golf. His self-imposed hiatus didn't last; he screwed up at the Masters and left his calm, collected image in ruins."

The insider, who has dealings with Tiger Woods both professionally and socially, believes an official divorce announcement could be a mere few days away.

Still, this is Tiger Woods Inc. Even the specifics of how the divorce will be announced has potential to be quite the protracted battle between Tiger and Elin.

Tiger's marriage status resembles his face in this awesome doctored pic.

"Even [the divorce] will be negotiated," the source says. "Does [Tiger] take the high road and 'allow' her to file, or can he not stand the idea of people thinking he wasn't in control? What will the statement say regarding custody?"

"Right now, you'd think he'll be bargaining for joint physical custody when she'll surely want to piss him off and file for sole custody. As for spousal/child support? I daresay things are about to get even juicer than you think."

Really? We're thinking pretty juicy stuff.

If we were Elin, we'd take a cue from the Sandra Bullock-Jesse James divorce and get the ball rolling ASAP. What's the use in dragging it out? Give up. Move on.

She supposedly wants to start over in Sweden. Hopefully, if Tiges respects his soon-to-be former wife and kids, he'll just bow out and let her do it up.

This would make sense from a business standpoint, too. His PR blitz wouldn't exactly get a boost from preemptively ditching the wife ... if she does, though?

Maybe, just maybe, the public sees Tiger Woods as a sympathetic figure, or at least a guy who got what he deserved and can now move on to better things.

Like the Orlando cocktail lounge VIP scene. HOLLA!

Updating previous reports, Tiger Woods’ wife Elin supposedly wants to return to live in her native Sweden, according to sources close to the situation.

Elin is currently in that country with the couple’s two young kids. Tiger said he spent time with family after the Masters, but he's certainly not there.

While he lives the single life in Florida and resumes his golf career, Elin is making plans for a life after she divorces Tiger, a source told Radar Online.

“Divorce is openly discussed,” the source said.

"And a deal will be worked out."

It looks like time may be running out on this marriage.

Tiger and Elin’s marriage took a turn for the worst in recent months after the embattled couple seemed to get closer when Tiger came out of sex rehab.

While no Tiger Woods divorce papers have been filed yet, they barely talk to each other and live separately, although they have been extremely civil.

If Elin does wish to move back to Sweden, however, that is sure to concern the world's #1 golfer, who does not want his son and daughter so far away.

The issue has not become a problem yet but is now looming over the divorce situation as she keeps building what looks like a new, independent life.

Elin Woods and the children are currently on vacation in Sweden and she has begun extensive renovations on the home she recently purchased there.

What should Elin Woods do?

Tiger Woods posted a statement on his website today, detailing his return to golf, praising rival Phil Mickelson, and saying he's been spending time with family.

Wait, what?

At the end of the statement, the embattled star mentions taking time off to be with his "family" after The Masters, although he does not name any names.

Family must not include Elin Woods.

That was as personal as Tiger got, which in itself is a telling sign. He truly seems focused on golf, which is fine, but fuels reports that a divorce is happening.

BYE, ELIN: Tiger Woods returned to golf, but it looks as though he bid farewell to what was left of his crumbling marriage for good at The Masters earlier this month.

He and Elin have spent little, if any time together this month. He did see his kids following The Masters, but not his wife, who's traveled extensively solo.

Elin is in Sweden with their children and plans to be gone for weeks. Tiger has been living the single life in Orlando ... sans cocktail waitresses of course.

He's been spotted on the city's nightlife scene, partying backstage at a Nickelback concert and playing golf with friend Michael Jordan twice this week.

A good time, yes. Time with family, not so much.

We hear Sweden is lovely this time of year.

Too bad Tiger Woods won't get to experience its natural splendor. Instead, he's livin' the swingin' single life while the wife and kids vacation there.

Elin Woods whisked away their two kids Sam, 2, and son Charlie, 14 months, for a trip to her home country earlier this week to visit her family.

An insider says "nonstop construction" continues on a house Elin purchased last year, prompting speculation that she's moving home for good.

"Working hard" to speed up renovations, "She and the kids are going to be spending most of the summer there," a source says. "Without Tiger."

As for beyond the summer?

At the top of Elin's to-do list is divorcing Tiger Woods, the world's #1 golfer and likely its #1 philanderer of moderately hot cocktail waitresses.

"It's 100% happening," the insider says of the divorce, which is ridiculous, as the source has no name, and neither Tiger or Elin confirmed it.

"Elin and her mom met with a lawyer."

Well, that clears it up, doesn't it?

Don't get us wrong, we fully expect them to split up. But to call it "100%" at this point is absurd, given the amount of things up in the air and lack of concrete information to go on. At the very least it's a ways off, as the source acknowledges:

"It's going to take a long time to go through. [But] she will go through with it. She is all about being a mom. She will do it slowly and carefully."

What SHOULD Elin do?