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Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice walked hand-in-hand this morning into a Newark, New Jersey courtroom to answer charges levied against them yesterday by a federal prosecutor.

The reality stars are facing the possibility of 50 years in prison for counts that range from mail and bank fraud to lying about their income when applying for bankruptcy.

Witnesses tell Us Weekly that Teresa and Joe were "very solemn" throughout the hearing, looking "professional" as they appeared before Judge Cathy Waldor.

Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice Hold Hands

As for the results of the mandatory court date?

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey are "On Thin Guid-Ice" as the retreat continues. We recap the drunken hugs and apologies in our THG +/- review.

Dr. V score some points as she quickly reduces Joe Gorga and Teresa Guidice to sobbing puddles. Plus 12. That didn't take long at all.

Hug It Out

But I wouldn't expect tearful hugs from everyone.

The good doctor marches back downstairs for her next victim and assures them all that she's not murdering anyone upstairs.  I don't think some in that crowd would have a problem if she were.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey gives us "Scum One, Scum All" as the team builders run for cover. We recap all the therapy and mysterious black tar in our THG +/- review.

We pick up right where we left off with Joe Gorga calling sister Teresa Giudice scum. Minus 20. That really was out of line.


Sexy Time

Then Tre runs out to Juicy Joe who storms in looking for a fight but before he gets halfway there, Gorga charges him like a bull in a pasture.

Minus 30 because I can't tell what there's more of in that room, testosterone or stupidity.

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Ugly fights are a standard on The Real Housewives of New Jersey but "When Joes Collide" might just deliver the knock out punch. We recap why everyone should just retreat in our THG +/- review.

The Gorgas, Giudices, and Wakiles head to upstate New York for a team building / conflict resolution retreat. What could possibly go wrong?

On Her Knees


Yes folks, that's a joke, because this thing never even stood a chance. But let's start with who bailed before it even got started.

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by Hilton Hater at

Melissa Gorga is both in denial and in a rage.

On a recent episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the cast member's ex-BFF, Jan DeDolce, told a table full of females that Gorga cheated on husband Joe with an ex, claiming she gave him a blow job.

In response, Gorga makes it clear to Us Weekly: "I've never cheated on Joe."

  • Melissa Gorga, Husband
  • Teresa Giudice Smiles

But she also shows wrath not so much for DeDolce... but for sister-in-law Teresa Giudice.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey found Melissa Gorga unknowingly "Drinking With the Enemy". We recap the liars, cheaters, and so-called friends in our THG +/- review

It all starts out innocent enough. Kathy's cooking in her test kitchen and Rosie's recounting how she had to pull her cartilage back into place after her meeting with Teresa.

Minus 10. Did we really need to hear about that?

Crazy Train to Jersey



Then Rosie shares Teresa's idea of a retreat between the Guidices and Gorgas and invites the others along.  

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"It's My Party and I'll Fight if I Want To" shows that no The Real Housewives of New Jersey birthday party is complete without drama, even if the party is for a 12 year old.

We try and make sense of the lies and catty comments in our THG +/- review.

Gia & Teresa

Gia Giudice is turning 12. At 12 I think I had 10 kids at my party. Gia's parents rented a club for 100 people. Does anyone else get the feeling the girl is already smarter than both of her parents? 

Hopefully she doesn't inherit her mother's fashion sense. Purple zebra spandex. Minus 8. Even at the gym that should be unacceptable.

With her birthday looming Joe Giudice takes his little girl out for daddy / daughter time. When he started lecturing the pre-teen on spending more time with her family I groaned. Minus 10.

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NeNe Leakes is not one to hold back.

In Bravo's recent Watch What Happens Live: NeNe One-On-One special May 5, The Real Housewives of Atlanta star dissed several other housewives.

Chief among them? Brandi Glanville and Melissa Gorga.

  • That NeNe Look
  • Brandi Rules

NeNe told Andy Cohen the following:

"Brandi's just a train wreck. Just a wreck. Just a wreck. She's just off the chain, she's off the hook [with] a lot of the things that she has to say, just so talkative."

Glanville, NeNe went on, has "a lot of stuff that she needs to not say. She thinks she can get in people's faces and say whatever she wants to say."

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by Hilton Hater at

Pass the Xanax and prepare for another round of madness this Sunday night, as The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunite once again.

The accusations will fly on Part 2 of this franchise's reunion special, especially between Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita.

Real Housewives Tell All!

As previewed by Us Weekly, Giudice turns to her rival on air and spews:

"Didn't he cheat on you a long time ago? That's what you told me... That's why you told me you didn't trust him. That's why he's not allowed to go out."

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This just in: everyone hates Teresa Giudice.

Melissa Gorga is officially done with her Real Housewives of New Jersey castmate, and based on the scenes we've watched from this Sunday's reunion special, we can pretty much confirm:

Teresa won't be dining out any time soon with Jacqueline Laurita, either.

Look for the costars to get into it over Laurita's assertion that Giudice had it in for the Gorgas as soon as they were hired by Bravo. She claims Teresa asked her to take her side in a feud against Melissa and her husband.

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