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The Real Housewives of New Jersey gave us a confrontation between "Gym Rats." We recap the foul mouthed tirades and insults in THG's +/- review!

Angry Italians

Honestly, if you are buying a book from any of the Real Housewives for marriage advice, you should probably just file the divorce papers now.

Or admit yourself to the nearest asylum because that's just crazy. Minus 22.

Still, I'm sure Melissa Gorga's book on having a happy marriage will sell with words of wisdom from husband Joe like, "The sex is important."

Sort of gives credence to Filomena Guidice's words when she basically says that Melissa dresses like a prostitute. Maybe Joe picks out her clothes.

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"It's My Party and I'll Fight if I Want To" shows that no The Real Housewives of New Jersey birthday party is complete without drama, even if the party is for a 12 year old.

We try and make sense of the lies and catty comments in our THG +/- review.

Gia & Teresa

Gia Giudice is turning 12. At 12 I think I had 10 kids at my party. Gia's parents rented a club for 100 people. Does anyone else get the feeling the girl is already smarter than both of her parents? 

Hopefully she doesn't inherit her mother's fashion sense. Purple zebra spandex. Minus 8. Even at the gym that should be unacceptable.

With her birthday looming Joe Giudice takes his little girl out for daddy / daughter time. When he started lecturing the pre-teen on spending more time with her family I groaned. Minus 10.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey had "A Manzo of Her Word" but it was a little boy who stole the show. We recap the smiles and tears in THG's +/- review.

Someone completely stole the show this week and it wasn't a housewife. It wasn't even one of their husbands.

Jacqueline Laurita & Nicholas

It was a little boy who learned to say I love you, Mommy. Plus 50.

To be honest at first it appeared that little Nick was only repeating the words to get the lollipop but when Chris Laurita said that it had been over 18 months since his wife had heard those words from her son, I couldn't help but be moved, no matter what the child's motivation.

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So much for not speaking out about her marriage.

Within 24 hours of Life & Style running a cover story that details her husband's alleged affair with family nanny Nicole Cemelli, Teresa Giudice has come out and blasted the allegation as ridiculous.

Joe Giudice Cheating Story

Of Cemelli, Giudice writes on her website: "We've known her and her family since she was in high school. No secret. No mystery."

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Forget those Atlantic City hoes for a moment.

A new report once again says Joe Giudice has cheated on wife Teresa, but not with just anyone... with the couple's nanny, Nicole Cemelli!

Joe Giudice Cheating Story

Multiple insiders allege the affair began not long after Teresa hired Nancy to keep an eye on her kids while she was doing book signing and other Real Housewives of New Jersey promotional appearances.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey kicked off season 5 with a "Garden State of Emergency" - and we've recapped all of the ignorance and attitude in our THG +/- review.

The Housewives return to the Jersey Shore to witness the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. Entire neighborhoods are destroyed and as someone who spent summers at the Jersey Shore, it is heartbreaking to witness.



Teresa Looks Confused

Of course, it's a little hard to shed any tears for these women as they tour their once opulent vacation homes. Minus 15. As Caroline points out, there are real people whose only homes got swept away by the storm.

Teresa laments how she could have "drownded" if she'd been there. Plus 10. It's been a long time since I've heard a Teresa-ism.

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With The Real Housewives of New Jersey returning for Season 5 on June 2, cast members appeared this week on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live.

But while Jacqueline Laurita admitted to plastic surgery in front of Andy Cohen, Teresa Giudice stopped by separately and admitted to... very little concerning her relationship with husband Joe.

Teresa Giudice is Annoying

"I'm not going to talk about marriage," Teresa said. "I'll talk about a lot of things, but when it comes to that, I don't want to discuss that... Marriage is a line I won't cross."

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NeNe Leakes is not one to hold back.

In Bravo's recent Watch What Happens Live: NeNe One-On-One special May 5, The Real Housewives of Atlanta star dissed several other housewives.

Chief among them? Brandi Glanville and Melissa Gorga.

  • That NeNe Look
  • Brandi Rules

NeNe told Andy Cohen the following:

"Brandi's just a train wreck. Just a wreck. Just a wreck. She's just off the chain, she's off the hook [with] a lot of the things that she has to say, just so talkative."

Glanville, NeNe went on, has "a lot of stuff that she needs to not say. She thinks she can get in people's faces and say whatever she wants to say."

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Teresa Giudice may give it to her husband every night, but a new report claims this reality star is set to give it to Melissa Gorga.

In a very different way.

  • Melissa Gorga Red Carpet Photograph
  • Teresa Giudice in a Low Cut

The feud between these Real Housewives is set to go "nuclear," according to Radar Online, which quotes a show insider as saying:

“Teresa is stirring up sh-t behind the scenes,” the source alles. “It seems like Teresa is scheming to humiliate Melissa now. She was part of the whole ‘Melissa is a stripper’ story and the same people who were behind that story are now ramping up their attacks against Melissa.”

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Can we put those Teresa Giudice divorce rumors to rest now?

In the latest issue of Star, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star opens up about her marriage and shares the secret that has gotten her and Joe to this happy place in their relationship:

Sex. All the time. Whether she wants to or not.

Joe and Teresa Giudice

"Make sure you give it to him every night," Giudice says, sounding totally enthusiastic about intercourse with her man.

“My husband is always poking me in bed, and I think, ‘Can’t I have a night off?’”

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