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The Real Housewives of New Jersey opens with its first of three "Reunion" shows and Andy needs a whip and a chair to keep these women from tearing one another apart.  We'll recap how the claws come out in our THG +/- review.

The Housewives haven't been in the same room together since the fateful night before last year's reunion when the Posche fashion show episode was filmed.

The Jersey Housewives Are Reunited

Since then Teresa has sold yet another cookbook. That's three so far and they are all New York Times best sellers.  Minus 10.  Who are you people buying these things and why?

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Teresa Giudice may be the most hated woman on reality television.

But we all know what that means, right? SPIN OFF!

Photo of Teresa Giudice

With pretty much every cast member on The Real Housewives of New Jersey hating on Teresa at the moment - did you see what Jacqueline Laurita said about her costar?!? - Bravo is reportedly considering a separate show for Giudice and her family members.

Because, hey, controversy equals ratings.

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Thank you, Anderson Cooper.

The world's most pathetic reality star appeared on this host's talk show yesterday, whining as usual about her innocence... and how she's a victim... and how she's constantly under attack...

... when Cooper stepped in and tried to shut Teresa Giudice up by telling her she sounds like a 12-year old. Watch the outstanding exchange now:

Teresa, of course, has been making headlines ever since The Real Housewives of New Jersey aired its season finale.

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One Real Housewives of New Jersey castmate is done with her.

Another wants her to go to Hell.

No, it's not easy to be Teresa Giudice these days, as the reality star opens up in the latest In Touch Weekly and admits she suffered a breakdown following the Season 4 reunion special.

Teresa Giudice Tabloid Story

"After the taping was done, I broke down. I started crying, and I couldn’t stop," Teresa tells the tabloid.

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This just in: everyone hates Teresa Giudice.

Melissa Gorga is officially done with her Real Housewives of New Jersey castmate, and based on the scenes we've watched from this Sunday's reunion special, we can pretty much confirm:

Teresa won't be dining out any time soon with Jacqueline Laurita, either.

Look for the costars to get into it over Laurita's assertion that Giudice had it in for the Gorgas as soon as they were hired by Bravo. She claims Teresa asked her to take her side in a feud against Melissa and her husband.

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It's the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and it's a "Strip Down Memory Lane" but whose memory is telling the truth?  We recap all of the lies, spies, and hidden texting in our THG +/- review!

Teresa Confronts Melissa

Angelo, the former strip club manager now supposed spa owner is back and not only is this guy sleazy, he's a horrible actor.  Minus 10.

I love Kathy's reaction to the guy.  She thinks he's just some sleazeball hitting on Melissa.  Well, she's half right. Then she rolls her eyes when she quips, "We're all married here.  Move along."  Plus 8.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey are blindsided when "A Bald Canary Sings," or are they? We'll recap who got set up and who set the trap in our THG +/- review.

Let's go back to the beginning.  Melissa's getting ready for yet another meeting with some producer about her singing career. I couldn't care less about her musical future but I'd definitely pair the leopard print shoes with that dress.  Plus 7.

Oh, and if there is a God I will never be subjected to seeing Joe Gorga in a g-string.  I refuse to let my imagination go there.  Minus 12. The mere thought is frightening enough.

Joe Gorga Shows Off

The Manzos visit their boys in Hoboken for brunch and could Caroline make Lindsey feel any more uncomfortable?

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On The Real Housewives of New Jersey the "Dinasty of Denial" only grows once everyone returns to Jersey.  We recap the cutest and scariest ways they all try to move forward in our THG +/- review.

It's back to Jersey and back to school for the Gorga and Guidice clans.  As Teresa has to yell and push to get everyone out of bed, Joe Gorga's making delicious looking pancakes for his brood. 

But despite the cute family scene the Gorga's still miss the bus for the first day of first grade.  Still, I've got to give them a Plus 8 for rolling with the punches.  Joe and Melissa both laughed it off, jumped in the car and drove off.  At least they got some fun family photos.

A Gorga Breakfast

Back at the Guidice home, Joe's comparing cousin Kathy to a frog and making fun of Caroline's hair.  Teresa gushes about how her husband is "really, really, smart."  Wow.  That's just scary.  Minus 10.

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Teresa Giudice would like to thank her fans for their recent show of support.

And THG would like to ask: Who are Teresa Giudice's fans?!?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member continues to be embroiled in a feud with Caroline Manzo - which stems from Teresa comparing Caroline's Italian authenticity to that of the Olive Garden in her cookbook - and, in the wake of Manzo once again lashing out, has taken to Twitter to write:

"Thanks for watching the show everyone. Thanks again for the support."

Teresa Giudice and Her Book

Giudice has referred to Caroline as a "very angry person" and WENT OFF on her during the last episode, slamming Manzo as "a f--king c--nt [who] can go f--k herself."

You can fill in those blanks. And then you can response: Whose side are you on in this feud?

 

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