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In Friday's THG Caption Contest, we asked you to come up with the best one for this photo of Ted Williams making it big ... or at least making milkshakes.

Our winner is BONER. Congrats, Bone. The winning caption appears below.

Thanks to all for playing best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Ted Williams at Millions of Milkshakes

Wow!!! The last time my hands were this cold and I made this much money, I was holding a sign that said: Bet you can't hit me with a quarter!!!

by Free Britney at . Comments

... of milkshakes, that is. Welcome to THG's Caption Contest!

He's got a ways to go to match the fame of our previous contest subjects Lady Gaga and Willow Smith, but Ted Williams has earned his Z-list status.

How far the Homeless Man with the Golden Voice has come. One day, panhandling in Ohio. The next, doling out treats at Millions of Milkshakes.

What's he thinking or saying here? Just think up your best caption(s), leave them as comment below and win! We'll announce a winner Monday!

Ted Williams at Millions of Milkshakes

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