You may be reaching the point where you've grown so tired of the media's non-stop primary coverage that just hearing the name Ted Cruz makes you want to dry heave into the nearest wastebasket.

Well, his wife has felt that way for years, and you don't hear her complaining! Oh, plus things just got way grosser on the Ted Cruz tip:

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In case you've spent the last ten months becoming besties with a volleyball on a remote desert island, allow us to fill you in on what's been happening in the world of American politics:

Basically, we're in the midst of the history's most bonkers primary season, and it's looking like literally no one will be happy with any of the likely outcomes. Especially this guy:

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