Earlier this week, we reported that Calvin Harris was caught cheating on Taylor Swift, and rather than penning a tearful ballad about like she would've in her crimped-hair "country" days, Swifty simply confronted her new boo and told him she's having none of it.

It may seem like Calvin got off easy, but sources close to Caylor say that in addition to receiving an ultimatum, the Scottish DJ was sentenced to 1,000 hours of Orange is the New Black reruns:

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Taylor Swift Biography

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I saw that documentary on Britney Spears, and I feel bad for her—she can't leave her house!

Taylor Swift

I think it's kind of fun to call out your ex-boyfriends. Like why do this if you're not gonna take the opportunity to always have the last word. It's so much fun.

Taylor Swift