Over the weekend, Taylor Swift invited some fans to her home in NYC where they got to be the first to hear her forthcoming album, 1989.
Taylor told her lucky guests that they were allowed to talk to the press about any part of the evening, as long as they didn't reveal any of the song titles or lyrics.
So we get to live vicariously through their stories and pretend that we partied with Swifty ourselves. Based on what the attendees have said so far, it turns out - to the surprise of no one - that Taylor is the perfect host.
Apparently, one highlight of the evening was when conversation turned to the brief period when Taylor dated Harry Styles. Rather than shy away from the topic, Swift summed up the short-lived relationship in epic fashion: