by Free Britney at . Comments

Michaele and Tareq Salahi are both officially free to go about their lives nailing rock stars, crashing White House parties, desperately seeking fame and so on.

They're divorced.

Tareq announced (and made a huge spectacle of the fact) that he would divorce Michele last September after she ran off with Journey's Neal Schon.

A Virginia judge signed the divorce decree yesterday, making Michaele and Tareq's split official. All their assets have been divided and accounted for.

Michaele and Tareq Salahi Picture

After Michaele ditched him without notice in 2011, Tareq subsequently sued for $50 million, claiming Neal hijacked his wife and humiliated him too.

He claimed that Schon emailing a photo of his junk, combined with the loss of future revenue from reality shows, entitled him to that sum. Right.

The lawsuit is now settled as well as the divorce, Tareq says: "I do wish Michaele the best and now I can focus on my race for governor of Virginia."

He's serious, and since that state limits its chief exec to one term, the job is his for the taking in 2014 if he wants it ... and idiots vote for him.

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Free Britney at . Comments
There have been so many shocking celebrity divorces lately, even by Hollywood standards. Not just breakups, but actual marriages crumbling before our eyes.Seal, Heidi Klum

Some did surprise us more than others, but we can honestly say we didn't see any of these divorce filings - all from the last 12 months alone! - coming at all.

Which of these splits shocked you the most? Vote in our poll below ...

  • Kris, Kim Photo
  • Leah and Corey Split!
  • Michaele and Tareq Salahi Picture

10. Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard. The New Girl star and the Death Cab For Cutie member certainly seemed like a perfect match. Apparently not.

9. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Okay, not all that surprising for myriad reasons we have been over ad nauseam on THG. But 72 days?! Idiots.

8. Tareq and Michaele Salahi. Like Kim and Kris, nothing about these two truly shocks us. Except her running off with Journey guitarist Neal Schon.

7. Leah Messer and Corey Simms. The stars of Teen Mom 2 seem so happy ... on the episodes that are still airing now! Well, not last night's. Still!

6. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Seemed an odd fit at the start, but their split came totally out of left field. Now she's taking nitrous hits. Nitrous.

  • Seal and Heidi Klum Photo
  • Ashton and Demi Picture
  • Maria Shriver, Arnold Schwarzenegger

5. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Apparently not the marrying type.

4. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Remember them? We forgot too.

3. Katy Perry and Russell Brand. They're polar opposites, but were so crazy about each other and we thought it was just crazy enough to last forever.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. The heiress to the Kennedy political dynasty and the Governator seemed as rock solid as they come.

1. Heidi Klum and Seal. Still fresh, but as stunning as any other celeb divorce we can remember based on the couple's perpetual displays of love.

Which celebrity divorce filing shocked you most?

 

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