by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The last time we compared celebrity faces, it was an uncomfortable affair. Abbie Cornish and Reese Witherspoon?

No wonder Ryan Phillippe won't return our calls. But our job is to report the truth.

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Which is why Kelly Ripa may not be too pleased with this week's selection of look-alikes. Nevertheless, we forge ahead with the remarkable resemblance.

If it's any comfort, Kelly, it's not that you've gotten a myriad of plastic surgery, like Tara Reid has admitted to. It's just that you look like you have. Feel better now?

Call us.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Tara Reid regrets her recent boob job because it left a lot of scarring on her cleavage.

The terrible actress also regrets her break-up with TV personality Carson Daly because it left a lot of scarring on her heart.

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The couple dated and were briefly engaged in 2000 and 2001 before they separated. Now, the American Pie star admits she'll always lament the pair didn't give romance more of a chance.

"I think, `Well yeah, if I would have married Carson, I'd probably have kids by now … I wouldn't have had all that crazy partying," Reid said. "My life would have been completely different."

That's probably the same way Shar Jackson feels about Kevin Federline.

Fortunately, Reid has perspective on life now:

"But, you know what? If that was meant to happen, it would have … but I've never loved anyone the way I loved him."

Daly, of course, also dated Jennifer Love Hewitt for awhile. Then, he fell off the face of the earth - only to resurface with a hosting gig every New Year's Eve.

Maybe he spends all day online, trying to track down Jessica Simpson. Lord knows we certainly will now.

by Mischalova at . Comments

 Not everyone is blessed with boobs like Jessica Simpson.

Some, sadly, lack any chest at all. Not that we don't find Kate Hudson very attractive anyway. But we sort of digress.

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The point here is that others go out of their way to increase bust size - and Tara Reid is an example of what can go wrong when you mess with nature's snack trays.

Due to pain and scarring from the procedue, the awful actress has turned to high-tech oxygen treatments for healing. Yes, folks, The American Pie star has been stepping into a hyperbaric chamber.

She often visits Los Angeles' Maria De Sio Skincare centre to get rid of scars around her navel and breasts.

"I had to put powder on them (scars) so you couldn't see how bad they were," said Reid, obviously referring to the numerous men that get an up close look every week.

During the $85 oxygen treatments,gas is pumped into the chamber to help skin blemishes and scarring heal. We just hope Avirl Lavigne is reading this.

Nose jobs don't always heal so well, either.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Give Tara Reid this much: at least she's honest about plastic surgery.

Yes, we're looking at you, Ashlee Simpson.

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In the new issue of Us Weekly, Reid reveals she underwent reconstructive surgery on Sept 6, 2006, to repair the damage done by a 2004 joint implant-liposuction procedure. Ewww.

Here's what else she had to say:

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
"I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them."

On what went wrong:
"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of ‘it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse."

** THG Note: Worse than Victoria Beckham and her balloons boobs?

On being intimate:
Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that's for sure."

On getting lipo:
"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."

In other words, despite the procedures, Reid will never be Scarlett Johansson. She'll probably never even be Ms. Scarlett from the game, Clue.

by Mischalova at . Comments

And the sky is blue!

And the Pope is Catholic!

Michael Lillelund and Tara Reid

And Nicole Richie is thin!

As far as shockers go, Tara Reid going under the knife doesn't exactly qualify. It is interesting to note, however, that she actually received a set of smaller breast implants, along some liposuction around her flabby stomach.

Not everyone can love their breasts as much as Janet Jackson does.

Such a procedure may not save her sagging career, however. The latest film from this awful actress, Incubus, managed to skip the Direct-to-DVD market and went straight to the Direct-to-Download industry instead.

But, hey, at least she's honest about plastic surgery. Hear that, Ashlee Simpson?