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How did you spend your Christmas vacation?

Staring online at Katie Rees pictures?

Julien Jarmoune

Coming up with new insults for Rosie O'Donnell?

Or wearing see-through outfits, a Santa hat and talking on the phone to seem important? Hmmm ... maybe that was just Tara Reid.

The hostess of an upcoming, lame New Year's Eve party spent the holidays catching up with her seldomly dressed self. We assume this took place after she was denied entrance into Hyde once again.

We also assume no one outside of Carson Daly really cares.

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At one point in her career, Tara Reid could've been hosting one of the more prestigious New Year's Eve parties in the country. Something in Times Square or maybe Hyde nightclub.

Okay, that's not true.

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But after American Pie, you'd have thought the actress would've had a chance to be more important than the random celebrity chosen to show up at a Marrioti in Chicago for the holiday. What do we blame for her downfall? Terrible acting or an awful boob job?

Ironically, Reid's ex-boyfriend, Carson Daly, will be hosting the festivities in New York City once again.

Tara's stock has fallen almost as quickly as that of J.R. Rotem. Maybe they can be each other's dates for the evening.

We also hear that fellow American Pie star, Natasha Lyonne, could use some company, Tara. For once in your life, though, don't act like a dog that night. It could get awkward.

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The cons of being Tara Reid: you can't act and you have a botched boob job.

The pros of being Tara Reid: Sometimes, you look like Kelly Ripa. And formerly popular talk show hosts still show you love.

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Indeed, Carson Daly recently talked to People magazine and heaped praise on his former fiancee for admitting past mistakes. The Last Call with Carson Daly host also said he was proud of his ex for speaking out about her plastic surgery.

"I saw her on the Today show recently talking about the whole thing, and I know how nervous she gets for stuff like that â€" it's funny when you know somebody so well â€" but I thought that she handled herself great, and I really commend her for her honesty and stepping up to the plate," Daly said.

Daly and Reid dated for 17 months before splitting in 2001. Carson also dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, but focused the interview on Tara. He said they scarcely keep in touch.

"We don't run in the same circles. But when we do run into each other it's always great to see her, and always very pleasant."

Good. Now, if only Clay Aiken and the aforementioned Ripa could get along as well.

Meanwhile, for those itching for a Daly update: He's been living in Los Angeles and hosting an online program called "It's Your Show." This is in addition to his late-night show on NBC .

"I'm trying to re-enter the human race," Carson said. "All of my rock 'n' roll living at MTV and my fast-paced public relationships â€" a lot of the press that people associated me with was tied in with all of that. And as I got a little bit older and moved on to NBC I thought, 'I've gotta grow up here.' "

Sounds like a lesson Lauren Conrad is also trying to follow. Do we smell a love connection in the making?

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The last time we compared celebrity faces, it was an uncomfortable affair. Abbie Cornish and Reese Witherspoon?

No wonder Ryan Phillippe won't return our calls. But our job is to report the truth.

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Which is why Kelly Ripa may not be too pleased with this week's selection of look-alikes. Nevertheless, we forge ahead with the remarkable resemblance.

If it's any comfort, Kelly, it's not that you've gotten a myriad of plastic surgery, like Tara Reid has admitted to. It's just that you look like you have. Feel better now?

Call us.

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Tara Reid regrets her recent boob job because it left a lot of scarring on her cleavage.

The terrible actress also regrets her break-up with TV personality Carson Daly because it left a lot of scarring on her heart.

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The couple dated and were briefly engaged in 2000 and 2001 before they separated. Now, the American Pie star admits she'll always lament the pair didn't give romance more of a chance.

"I think, `Well yeah, if I would have married Carson, I'd probably have kids by now … I wouldn't have had all that crazy partying," Reid said. "My life would have been completely different."

That's probably the same way Shar Jackson feels about Kevin Federline.

Fortunately, Reid has perspective on life now:

"But, you know what? If that was meant to happen, it would have … but I've never loved anyone the way I loved him."

Daly, of course, also dated Jennifer Love Hewitt for awhile. Then, he fell off the face of the earth - only to resurface with a hosting gig every New Year's Eve.

Maybe he spends all day online, trying to track down Jessica Simpson. Lord knows we certainly will now.

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 Not everyone is blessed with boobs like Jessica Simpson.

Some, sadly, lack any chest at all. Not that we don't find Kate Hudson very attractive anyway. But we sort of digress.

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The point here is that others go out of their way to increase bust size - and Tara Reid is an example of what can go wrong when you mess with nature's snack trays.

Due to pain and scarring from the procedue, the awful actress has turned to high-tech oxygen treatments for healing. Yes, folks, The American Pie star has been stepping into a hyperbaric chamber.

She often visits Los Angeles' Maria De Sio Skincare centre to get rid of scars around her navel and breasts.

"I had to put powder on them (scars) so you couldn't see how bad they were," said Reid, obviously referring to the numerous men that get an up close look every week.

During the $85 oxygen treatments,gas is pumped into the chamber to help skin blemishes and scarring heal. We just hope Avirl Lavigne is reading this.

Nose jobs don't always heal so well, either.

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Give Tara Reid this much: at least she's honest about plastic surgery.

Yes, we're looking at you, Ashlee Simpson.

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In the new issue of Us Weekly, Reid reveals she underwent reconstructive surgery on Sept 6, 2006, to repair the damage done by a 2004 joint implant-liposuction procedure. Ewww.

Here's what else she had to say:

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
"I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them."

On what went wrong:
"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of ‘it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse."

** THG Note: Worse than Victoria Beckham and her balloons boobs?

On being intimate:
Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that's for sure."

On getting lipo:
"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."

In other words, despite the procedures, Reid will never be Scarlett Johansson. She'll probably never even be Ms. Scarlett from the game, Clue.

by Mischalova at . Comments

And the sky is blue!

And the Pope is Catholic!

Michael Lillelund and Tara Reid

And Nicole Richie is thin!

As far as shockers go, Tara Reid going under the knife doesn't exactly qualify. It is interesting to note, however, that she actually received a set of smaller breast implants, along some liposuction around her flabby stomach.

Not everyone can love their breasts as much as Janet Jackson does.

Such a procedure may not save her sagging career, however. The latest film from this awful actress, Incubus, managed to skip the Direct-to-DVD market and went straight to the Direct-to-Download industry instead.

But, hey, at least she's honest about plastic surgery. Hear that, Ashlee Simpson?

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