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Wanna see Amanda Beard nude? Check out a recent issue of Playboy.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

Wanna see Tara Reid nude? Buy her a couple drinks on any Tuesday night.

But if you wanna see these two famous women involved in a celebrity fashion face-off, look no further. The Hollywood Gossip is your hook up!

Beard, an Olympic Gold Medalist who's actually known for positive athletic exploits (unlike Michael Vick) grabbed headlines last month when she posed naked for Hugh Hefner's well-known publication. She's lovely and talented.

Reid, a train wreck of an actress, is known largely for botched plastic surgery and a boob job that makes the work done on Ashlee Simpson look perfect. She's ugly and usually drunk.

So this isn't the most difficult match-up we've ever posted. Unlike the time we pitted Stacy Keibler against Kelly Clarkson in a battle of beauty, it should be obvious who wore the dress above better.

But if you want a real brain teaser, try this question on for size: Who looks better in the buff: Beard nude or Eva Longoria nude?

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Give Tara Reid points for honesty.

While Britney Spears boobs pictures are always obscured by changing room curtains, at least Reid comes right out and talks about the plastic surgery she's had done on her large breasts.

Just take a look below. Like Heidi Montag breast enhancement photos, there's no way to deny that Tara has had work done after checking out these before and after pics.

Tara Reid Boob Job

They make Kellie Pickler and her newly bulging chest look mundane by comparison.

So just like Paris Hilton free from prison, Tara Reid is now free from the nuisance of having small boobs. Next, the awful actress just has to free herself from her drunken mess of a life.

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You know you've made it in Hollywood when your giant boobs are analyzed and drooled over.

When it comes to Tara Reid, however, the truth is that her phony cleavage is more closely laughed at and disgusted over. Seen here, it's falling out of the actress' bikini. Yikes. 

Tara Reid Drunk

While we're breast-fallen over Reid's waste of two perfectly good boobs, we're amazed at the progress made by those of Paris Hilton. Didn't they used to be a lot smaller? Rewind that Hilton sex tape and take a close look to see if you agree that Paris may also have had some work done.

Or, you could just ask Randy Spelling. This son of Hollywood claims he was one of the first to ever cop a feel of Paris. Suffice it to say, he wasn't the last.

As readers of The Hollywood Gossip ponder which awful person actress has the more inflated cleavage, the staff will try to get in touch with Joe Francis. That dude has experienced both Reid's and Hilton's first hand.

Pity him.

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And in other shocking news, a Kim Kardashian sex tape may be purchased by numerous men.

But, seriously, folks. We all knew Tara Reid was bad at going down. Joe Francis let us in on that tidbit. It doesn't seem to have stopped the awful actress, though.

Tara Reid Drunk

Here she is, needing help to get back on her feet at a post-Super Bowl bash in Miami over the weekend.

Sure, it may have been Reid's fake, giant boobs that caused her to topple over - but odds are that alcohol played a vital role in this slip-up.

We're not saying it's time for an intervention or anything. Reid's antics entertain us all. But perhaps Tara Conner should give the actress a call and let her know what such behavior can lead to:

An awkward interview with Matt Lauer.

Just think about that fate, Ms. Reid.

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When Joe Francis and Howard Stern get together, you should probably put the women and children to bed before turning up the radio.

During their most recent conversation, however, it was Tara Reid who probably wishes she weren't listening.

Tara Reid Image

Stern asked Francis about the numerous celebrity babes he's bedded and Reid came in last - and not just in the category of worst boob job, for once. She was also accused of "pretty much" just lying there under the sheets. Ouch.

While the Girls Gone Wild creator didn't elaborate much on what Lindsay Lohan was like in the sack - apprently we can ask Brody Jenner now, though - he was clear on who was the best ... at everything.

It pains us to quote Francis on this, but he said: "[Paris Hilton] is the best ... Paris is amazing in bed ... better than anyone."

That's some high praise. Based on lewd pictures, though, we bet Katie Rees would have something to say about that. And it would be hot.

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In the annals of celebrity photos, certain people simply go together.

Like Katie Rees and naked, drunken women.

Terrible Tara

But at least we don't mind those pairings. Here's one that makes our computers turn just looking at it, however: Tara Reid and Perez Hilton.

Granted, those losers deserve one another. But must we see it?

Oh, and Perez: Let Rachel McAdams sport the pink hair. At least she looks good in it.

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Humans may technically be at the top of the food chain, but there is no doubt who the superior being is in this photograph. Pity the delightful, swimming mammal unfairly subjected to actress Tara Reid. We can only guess what was going through its mind when the STD-ridden, plastic surgery loving waif waded into its habitat...

Tara Reid: Hot?

Where's your handler when you need him?

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How did you spend your Christmas vacation?

Staring online at Katie Rees pictures?

Julien Jarmoune

Coming up with new insults for Rosie O'Donnell?

Or wearing see-through outfits, a Santa hat and talking on the phone to seem important? Hmmm ... maybe that was just Tara Reid.

The hostess of an upcoming, lame New Year's Eve party spent the holidays catching up with her seldomly dressed self. We assume this took place after she was denied entrance into Hyde once again.

We also assume no one outside of Carson Daly really cares.

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At one point in her career, Tara Reid could've been hosting one of the more prestigious New Year's Eve parties in the country. Something in Times Square or maybe Hyde nightclub.

Okay, that's not true.

Tara Reid Drunk

But after American Pie, you'd have thought the actress would've had a chance to be more important than the random celebrity chosen to show up at a Marrioti in Chicago for the holiday. What do we blame for her downfall? Terrible acting or an awful boob job?

Ironically, Reid's ex-boyfriend, Carson Daly, will be hosting the festivities in New York City once again.

Tara's stock has fallen almost as quickly as that of J.R. Rotem. Maybe they can be each other's dates for the evening.

We also hear that fellow American Pie star, Natasha Lyonne, could use some company, Tara. For once in your life, though, don't act like a dog that night. It could get awkward.

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The cons of being Tara Reid: you can't act and you have a botched boob job.

The pros of being Tara Reid: Sometimes, you look like Kelly Ripa. And formerly popular talk show hosts still show you love.

Terrible Tara

Indeed, Carson Daly recently talked to People magazine and heaped praise on his former fiancee for admitting past mistakes. The Last Call with Carson Daly host also said he was proud of his ex for speaking out about her plastic surgery.

"I saw her on the Today show recently talking about the whole thing, and I know how nervous she gets for stuff like that â€" it's funny when you know somebody so well â€" but I thought that she handled herself great, and I really commend her for her honesty and stepping up to the plate," Daly said.

Daly and Reid dated for 17 months before splitting in 2001. Carson also dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, but focused the interview on Tara. He said they scarcely keep in touch.

"We don't run in the same circles. But when we do run into each other it's always great to see her, and always very pleasant."

Good. Now, if only Clay Aiken and the aforementioned Ripa could get along as well.

Meanwhile, for those itching for a Daly update: He's been living in Los Angeles and hosting an online program called "It's Your Show." This is in addition to his late-night show on NBC .

"I'm trying to re-enter the human race," Carson said. "All of my rock 'n' roll living at MTV and my fast-paced public relationships â€" a lot of the press that people associated me with was tied in with all of that. And as I got a little bit older and moved on to NBC I thought, 'I've gotta grow up here.' "

Sounds like a lesson Lauren Conrad is also trying to follow. Do we smell a love connection in the making?