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Maybe Tara Reid simply isn't the marrying type.

Maybe she realized she was Tara Reid and was engaged to Michael Axtmann. Maybe Michael Axtmann realized he could do better than Tara Reid.

We may never know the true reason why they called off their May 22 nuptials, but it's all over and done, according to the pair's terse statement.

Reid revealed in January that her Michael Axtmann, her businessman boyfriend Axtmann, popped the question, with a huge ring and everything.

It was good while it lasted ... three months.

Michael Axtmann Picture

Michael Axtmann is no longer the future Mr. Tara Reid.

"Obviously I said yes," the reformed party girl said at the time. "I was very surprised."

Whether it was an unpleasant surprise that led to her decision to call it off, we can't say. Nor can we say when the next set of Tara Reid nude photos will come out, but judging by her need to stay relevant, we'd give it less than a year.

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Tara Reid has found someone to love her plastic surgery-ravaged body... until death does him part!

Michael Axtmann proposed to the actress on Monday night at the The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles. Reid's rep shared the news with People:

"Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, 'Congratulations.'"

The couple got together last year. Sources say they're planning a small wedding for family and friends this summer.

Next month, meanwhile, the entire world will get a glimpse at what Axtmann sees every morning, as Reid poses naked for Playboy. Yikes!

Tara Reid and Michael Axtmann

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This just in: Tara Reid Playboy pictures are not attractive!

We know, this is akin to announcing the sky is blue or Tiger Woods enjoys sex with random women. However, having finally seen the images in question, we must state the obvious and warn readers:

This is a must-NOT Reid! (Sorry.)

But, seriously, folks. Because you don't actually Reid (sorry again) Playboy for the articles, allow us to save you a few bucks. We are in a recession, after all.

Follow this article's jump and check out topless, quasi-naked photos, free of charge, from the actress' spread...

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First, Tara Reid underwent a couple botched boob jobs, told the world about them and was content to garner sympathy/fists full of cash via the procedures.

Now, however, that story has gotten old and the out-of-work actress wants everyone to see her in a new, naked light. Hence her decision to pose for Playboy, she told New York's WPIX, a choice she made to alter her image.

"People only want to show the old pictures. It’s so unfair. That’s part of the reason why I did Playboy, to show people, ‘Right, look at me. This is how I look now.’”

As you can tell, that's not at all someone that's plastic and totally beat-up...

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Reid also told Us Weekly that "I've grown up a lot, and it's time for people to see who I am. I lived a lot of years in the public eye. But if you look at me now, that’s not who I am anymore... I'm not Girls Gone Wild anymore."

And what better way to prove that than to take off your shirt in a national magazine?

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According to Playboy, its upcoming issue is "massive" and "double."

Based on the photo below, it's clear the former adjective refers to cover gal Tara Reid's breasts; while the latter describes the take our staff did upon seeing it.

Tara Reid? Really?!?

A shot of this train wreck in her underwear was enough to leave us nauseous for a month. Do we really need to see the whole thing?

Tara Reid Playboy Cover

Look closely and decide: Would nail this?

 

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When we first heard the news that Tara Reid nude photos were appearing in the January issue of Playboy, one image came to mind:

THIS.

Tara Reid and Michael Axtmann

That wrinkly, plastic surgery-destroyed stomach is gross enough without having to imagine the rest of Reid's bare body.

Unfortunately, we won't need to imagine on December 18, when the actress' naked pictorial hits newsstands.

"Playboy had approached me in the past, but now just seemed like the right time to do it since I'm in a great place in my life and in love," Reid said. "I felt incredibly comfortable at the shoot. I think it helped a lot by choosing a brilliant female photographer."

While the issue's cover does not depict Tara in her birthday suit, the photos inside are as naked as Megan Fox in our nightly fantasies.

Said an insider: “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started. [But] she looked great and finally got into the groove.”

That's gross. At least to us. Perhaps not to others. Would you wanna get into Reid's groove... if you know what we mean?

 

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There may be no way to improve Tara Reid's acting ability.

But friends and family members say the treatment program this troubled actress is undergoing has already improved her outlook on life.

Tara Reid Photo

"She's doing well. The whole family is very positive about this being the new beginning for her," a source told People Magazine.

The American Pie star checked herself in to Promises Treatment Center in early December; those close to the actress are optimistic about her future.

"They are taking steps to do everything they can to help Tara keep on the right track," said the source, adding that Reid is expected to check out of the center any week now.

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Tara Reid has a problem. And it has nothing to do with her deficiencies as an actress.

"Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time," the actress' rep, Jack Ketsoyan, said of his client's decision to enter rehab.

Tara Reid Pic

A friend of the Reid's wouldn't specify the problem at hand, but said the actress headed to the treatment facility on Tuesday.

"Her friends and family are supportive of her decision. She checked in herself – it was her decision."

Send Tara your well wishes today!

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We recall alleged actress Tara Reid being pretty cute in American Pie.

But that was like 10 years ago. And with rampant fake tanning, hard partying and botched plastic surgery, those 10 years have been far from kind.

We know Julien Jarmoune would go there - but how about you? Tell us ...

Tara Reid: Hot?

Tara Reid: Would you hit it?

 

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Let's hope Miley Cyrus ends up being nothing like Tara Reid.

The young Disney star can find just about anyone in Hollywood to be a better role model than this train wreck of an actress.

Mugler Shot

Cyrus and Reid do have one thing in common for now, however: the same taste in fashion. Study the photo below.

Who wears this dress better?

 

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