Tara Reid

According to Playboy, its upcoming issue is "massive" and "double."

Based on the photo below, it's clear the former adjective refers to cover gal Tara Reid's breasts; while the latter describes the take our staff did upon seeing it.

Tara Reid? Really?!?

A shot of this train wreck in her underwear was enough to leave us nauseous for a month. Do we really need to see the whole thing?

Look closely and decide: Would nail this?

When we first heard the news that Tara Reid nude photos were appearing in the January issue of Playboy, one image came to mind:

THIS.

That wrinkly, plastic surgery-destroyed stomach is gross enough without having to imagine the rest of Reid's bare body.

Unfortunately, we won't need to imagine on December 18, when the actress' naked pictorial hits newsstands.

"Playboy had approached me in the past, but now just seemed like the right time to do it since I'm in a great place in my life and in love," Reid said. "I felt incredibly comfortable at the shoot. I think it helped a lot by choosing a brilliant female photographer."

While the issue's cover does not depict Tara in her birthday suit, the photos inside are as naked as Megan Fox in our nightly fantasies.

Said an insider: “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started. [But] she looked great and finally got into the groove.”

That's gross. At least to us. Perhaps not to others. Would you wanna get into Reid's groove... if you know what we mean?

There may be no way to improve Tara Reid's acting ability.

But friends and family members say the treatment program this troubled actress is undergoing has already improved her outlook on life.

"She's doing well. The whole family is very positive about this being the new beginning for her," a source told People Magazine.

The American Pie star checked herself in to Promises Treatment Center in early December; those close to the actress are optimistic about her future.

"They are taking steps to do everything they can to help Tara keep on the right track," said the source, adding that Reid is expected to check out of the center any week now.

Tara Reid has a problem. And it has nothing to do with her deficiencies as an actress.

"Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time," the actress' rep, Jack Ketsoyan, said of his client's decision to enter rehab.

A friend of the Reid's wouldn't specify the problem at hand, but said the actress headed to the treatment facility on Tuesday.

"Her friends and family are supportive of her decision. She checked in herself – it was her decision."

Send Tara your well wishes today!

We recall alleged actress Tara Reid being pretty cute in American Pie.

But that was like 10 years ago. And with rampant fake tanning, hard partying and botched plastic surgery, those 10 years have been far from kind.

We know Julien Jarmoune would go there - but how about you? Tell us ...

Tara Reid: Would you hit it?

Let's hope Miley Cyrus ends up being nothing like Tara Reid.

The young Disney star can find just about anyone in Hollywood to be a better role model than this train wreck of an actress.

Cyrus and Reid do have one thing in common for now, however: the same taste in fashion. Study the photo below.

Who wears this dress better?

Julien Jarmoune must have lost a bet.

Why else would the French fashion executive be engaged to Tara Reid?

A close, loyal friend of the horrific actress told The National Enquirer that the couple met while Reid was doing research for her own fashion line.

"Tara's really in love with this guy, and he's had an amazingly calming effect on her," the pal said, adding that Julien Jarmoune "has definitely changed Tara for the better. It looks like she's finally gotten her act together. They're talking about a wedding next summer."

What are the odds of Reid drunkenly falling down the aisle during it? 4-1? 1-7?

**UPDATE: This story is not true, according to a rep for Reid.

“It’s just a rumor, not true," the souce said.

You think a Maria Sharapova crotch shot is hot?

Searching the Internet for the latest Britney Spears upskirt picture?

What about Katie Price and her typical, spread eagle pose every time she exits a vehicle?

Sorry, but Tara Reid puts them all to shame.

If you wanna see what out-of-control, crotch-in-your-face, not-a-care-or-thought-in-the-world wasted looks like... you've found it:

Tara Reid may have some seriously plastic, misshapen giant boobs - but it's hard to deny that these snack treys make for solid cleavage.

We might have to rank them near the top of all celebrities, but another gorgeous actress and her lovely chest appear to have a lot to say about that.

Indeed, while men everywhere dream about Megan Fox nude, we'll have to make due with nothing more than a peek at her breasts from time to time. Fortunately, as you can see below, this isn't the worst fate in the world.

A cleavage clash without Kim Kardashian pictures? Yes, for now we're just gonna focus on Megan Fox and Tara Reid.

Whose chest do you like better?

Wanna see Amanda Beard nude? Check out a recent issue of Playboy.

Wanna see Tara Reid nude? Buy her a couple drinks on any Tuesday night.

But if you wanna see these two famous women involved in a celebrity fashion face-off, look no further. The Hollywood Gossip is your hook up!

Beard, an Olympic Gold Medalist who's actually known for positive athletic exploits (unlike Michael Vick) grabbed headlines last month when she posed naked for Hugh Hefner's well-known publication. She's lovely and talented.

Reid, a train wreck of an actress, is known largely for botched plastic surgery and a boob job that makes the work done on Ashlee Simpson look perfect. She's ugly and usually drunk.

So this isn't the most difficult match-up we've ever posted. Unlike the time we pitted Stacy Keibler against Kelly Clarkson in a battle of beauty, it should be obvious who wore the dress above better.

But if you want a real brain teaser, try this question on for size: Who looks better in the buff: Beard nude or Eva Longoria nude?