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Tan Mom is back with a new music video.

Yes, the New Jersey raisin otherwise known as Patricia Krentcil is continuing the musical career that began with "It's Tan Mom" with a follow-up single.

Watch/listen to "Life of the Party" below and prepare to spend the rest of your day wondering how this actually exists, and why you watched it:

Tan Mom kicks this off in style, sucking face with gay pop star Adam Barta and drag queen Skyla Versai a la Madonna, Britney and Christina.

Just wrong.

Promising to "rock your world," Tan Mom says she'll drop her top "at the beach or on the town, Malibu to Jersey Shore," though she "don't do anal, not a whore."

Subtle shot at Myla Sinanaj and/or Farrah Abraham? You bet. She disses Farrah personally later on, then proclaims her sobriety while wearing a thong.

The music world will never be the same.

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You asked for it, and now you've got it. Okay, you didn't ask for it, but Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil still released a music video for her debut single "It's Tan Mom."

It is probably the worst video in the history of human civilization.

For reasons unknown, Tan Mom decided to try her shriveled, brown hand at music, and "It's Tan Mom" puts even Octomom, Kim K. and Farrah Abraham to shame.

Yes, it really is that bad. We dare you to check it out above.

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by Free Britney at

Patricia Krentcil, New Jersey's infamous "Tanning Mom," is trading the tanning bed for the recording studio. Yes, she's about to drop her debut single.

Don't even ask us why, but here's a sneak preview:

The song, titled "It's Tan Mom" (seriously), will be available on iTunes today. Don't everybody crash their servers with massive traffic at once, okay?

Patricia Krentcil said she was influenced by Rihanna's "Diamonds" as well as other hits, but rest assured, she added her own spin to the HOT song.

"I took all the lyrics and what was written in front of me and I scrambled it up and I put my own words into the song," the 44-year-old said of her debut.

Scrambled is a good word for it. As well as your brain, after you've suffered through even a few snippets. Seriously, you can't do justice to its terribleness.

If you're a real glutton for punishment, check out the slideshow of Tanning Mom photos after the jump. Talk about things you wish you could un-see ...

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