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Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil apparently offered herself to adult video company Vivid to shoot her very own sex tape. She wrote to CEO Steve Hirsch:

Tan Mom Photo

”I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

"I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than [recent sex tape star Farrah Abraham]. Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

"Contact me back if you’re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”

Seriously. This happened.

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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has signed a new law barring people under 17 from going to Garden State tanning salons without parental approval.

All thanks to infamous Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil.

Tan Mom

The "Tan Mom Law" goes into effect immediately.

For her part, Krentcil says she supports the measure - she denied her five-year-old ever went in a tanning booth, despite her arrest for that incident.

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Tanning Mom is no longer on the hot seat ... well, legally anyway.

A grand jury declined to indict the New Jersey raisin for dragging her five-year-old daughter into a tanning bed last year, for which she was arrested.

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She became a national punch line, but Patricia Krentcil won't be an inmate after the case against her never materialized into formal criminal charges.

Children under age 14 are barred from using tanning salons, but Krentcil had denied bringing the kid into the physical tanning bed inside the place.

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Jenelle Evans and Patricia Krentcil are getting in the Celebrity Boxing ring.

According to CEO Damon Feldman, the bout will go down December 1.

  • Jenelly
  • Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil

The Thrilla in Pennsylvania was originally billed as Tanning Mom vs. Octomom, but Nadya Suleman remains suspended by the Celebrity Boxing federation (seriously).

As such, Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans will step in against Tanning Mom, who may be in for a long night. Have you seen Jenelle beating the crap out of Britany Truett?

Who will win when these two nuts throw it down?

 

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Tanning Mom is now just Mom.

Patricia Krentcil says those child endangerment charges she faces for dragging her daughter into a booth (allegedly) will never stick, but regardless, she's no longer tanning. Yep, Tanning Mom is pale.

Check out her recent sit-down on Anderson:

Krentcil was arrested earlier this year, but believes the case against her will probably be dismissed because there's no evidence and she never did what she's accused of.

The 44-year-old also admits she had a nervous breakdown following the media backlash, but now says she's doing fine. That's good ... you don't want her to start stress-tanning.

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Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil was removed from a roast in her honor Wednesday at a New York bar after she was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

The Nutley, N.J. native "showed up for the red carpet and fell over,” at Hell’s Kitchen's XL Club, a witness said, according to the New York Post.

The source added that at one point, the 44-year-old mother of five became so incoherent that she "got up and tried to attack [a] drag queen.”

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil

“We asked [Patricia Krentcil] what she wanted to drink and she slurred, ‘I didn’t put my kid in a tanning bed!’” a witness told the newspaper.

The organizers described their contingency plan for Tanning Mom getting out of hand ... and how it was put into effect within just a few minutes.

“We came up with a code word earlier: It was ‘Christmas' ... After about five minutes, we were just screaming ‘Christmas,’ and security came and took her out.”

If you missed it, Krentcil was arrested April 24 on a second-degree child endangerment charge when she allegedly took her six-year-old tanning.

According to New Jersey law (but apparently not common sense to Tanning Mom), no one 13-years-old or younger is allowed to enter the booths.

To see what she looked like before her bizarre obsession with trying to become the first-ever human raisin kicked in, check out Tanning Mom pale.

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Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil no longer lives up to her nickname.

The orange New Jersey parent arrested earlier this year for dragging her daughter into a tanning bed has scaled back on her "treatments" and is now pale!

Check out this photo of her with a relatively normal skin tone:

Patricia Krentcil (Tanning Mom) Pale

Tanning Mom is now pale as a ghost! Or at least a human being.

The celebrity gossip magazine In Touch recently invited Krentcil, 44, to do a photo shoot, provided she lay off tanning for one whole month!

It wasn't easy, but needing fame/money for legal fees, she obliged.

"I've had moments where I've felt like, 'I need to be tan.' I did all the spray tans and lotions and creams, too - anything to get dark," she said.

"Once a doctor even told me to stop tanning. But I didn't listen to him. I wanted to be dark. I like looking like I just got back from vacation."

After she quit for a month? It's like she's a new person.

"I feel weird and pale," Patricia Krentcil said, adding that, in the future, despite how good she looks now, she will likely "squeeze a tan in here or there."

Here or there or 20 times a week ... give or take.

TM became a media "darling" after being charged with felony child endangerment (she pleaded not guilty) for putting her 5-year-old in an artificial tanning booth, so it's no surprise that old habits die hard. She says she was "born to be tan."

And/or possibly do time. We'll see.

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Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey native arrested for taking her five-year-old daughter into a tanning bed, was once an aspiring model.

A pretty good-looking one, at that. Unappealing as Tanning Mom in Playboy might be now, back in the mid '90s would've been a different story!

In pictures taken at the time she was applying to a modeling agency, Krentcil had yet to sport her much-discussed orange/brown burnt-crisp look.

"As far as I know, that was her," her husband Rich confirmed about the photos, admitting not to know who took the shots or how they surfaced.

"It was probably taken a good 15 years ago, at least."

A former Long Island classmate of Patricia, now 44, is more skeptical. "She was skinny and had no boobs in high school," said the acquaintance.

"I just can't see it. No way – it must be Photoshop."

Earlier this week, Patricia Krentcil's case went to a grand jury. She has pleaded not guilty to a second-degree felony child endangerment charge.

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The infamous Tanning Mom says she's willing to flaunt her (literally) HOT body for Playboy ... IF the opportunity arose. NOTE: She's practicing poses already.

Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare it all for Hef, but fortunately, the magazine is not interested in seeing Tanning Mom nude.

Nor is anyone else ... save for the guy who fathered the little girl she was recently arrested for taking into a tanning booth and burning. Anyway.

A source says “It wouldn’t even be considered” at Playboy, despite TM angling to cash in on her 15 minutes, because she's just not Playboy material.

Playboy even went on record, saying, "It would definitely never happen."

Fortunately, if you love Tanning Mom, she says she's been approached by several people interested in featuring her on a reality show. Why, who the heck knows.

Also fortunately, if you like women who fake tan less and haven't been charged with felony child endangerment, Jaclyn Swedberg is Playboy's Playmate of the Year.

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Mother's Day is a wonderful celebration honoring our moms and celebrating motherhood, maternal bonds and the influence of mothers in society in general.

Here at THG, this means a little tribute to some of the celebrity moms we've come to know and love ... and also a bunch who could use some improvement.

On this 13th day of May, take a look at a 13 popular THG celeb moms (and 13 more who also have kids) in the poll below and vote for your favorite (and least favorite):

  • Blue Ivy Photo
  • Jessica Alba and Daughters
  • Obama Family Portrait 2011
  • Jennifer Garner and Daughter
  • Will, Jada and Family
  • Brangelina, Kids Pic
  • Jim Toth and Reese Witherspoon

Who's your favorite celebrity mom?

 

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