T-Pain Asks: Like My Tattoo?
You're off the hook, Gucci Mane. You no longer possess the most ridiculous tattoo in the history of mankind.
Incredibly, T-Pain has topped that rapper face-scarring ice cream cone by getting a permanent reminder of Facebook on his body. We wish we were making this up, but the artist recently returned from Hawaii with the following tattoo.
Tweeted T-Pain: I get a tatt every time I come to Hawaii. I think ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down.
Right. That's the only thing that would not make it sweet, dude.
Taylor Swift & T-Pain: A Thug Story
Taylor Swift teamed up with T-Pain for a funny rap collaboration called “Thug Story,” spoofing her hit song “Love Story” and kicking off the 2009 CMT awards.
One of country music's biggest (and least controversial) stars may have gone gangsta, but she still has fun with her own squeaky-clean image with lines like:
- “You can find me baking cookies at night. You out clubbin’? But I just made caramel delights!”
- “You don’t wanna fight me ... in my extra-small white T.”
- “You can call me T-Sweezy.”
There's even a shout-out to T-Pain's hilarious collaboration with Andy Samberg on SNL, "I'm on a Boat." Check out T-Swizzle and T-Pizzle gettin' thugged out:
Andy Samberg and T-Pain Are On a Boat
When Andy Samberg wins a prize from a cereal box for a boat trip for three, he obviously selects himself, his BFF Akiva Schaffer ... and rapper T-Pain.
The trio then proceeds to sing a highly aggressive, profane rap song about livin' large, rollin' like P-I-M-P-S and, well, sailing on a m@therf*%kin' boat.
It all makes for yet another hilarious Saturday Night Live Digital Short.
NOTE: Much like another memorable recent Digital Short, in which Andy had issues in his pants, the lyrics are extremely vulgar and may not be suitable for all readers.
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