Suri Cruise Still Shrouded In Mystery
We're going on three and a half months since the supposed birth of Suri Cruise, and the shroud of secrecy has yet to be lifted.
No pictured have surfaced of the daughter of insane actor Tom Cruise and his younger, rough-looking fiancee Katie Holmes, allegedly brought into this cruel world April 18. Some celebrities claim to have seen her, but no one believes Leah Remini and/or Jada Pinkett Smith. Or that other chick named Cruz. Come on.