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Stephanie Pratt and Josh Hansen have broken up, and somewhat contentiously. In other news, Stephanie Pratt was dating a dude named Josh Hansen.

Just kidding, we did know that. Because we watched The Hills' final season despite recommendations of our psychiatrists, we knew they were dating.

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Amazingly, even after the revelation that by and large, The Hills is fake, that part was apparently real. Stephanie and Josh did begin seeing each other.

It's all over now, though. The sister of Spencer Pratt and the motocross racer "went their separate ways," her rep confirms. Yes, Steph has a rep.

Whatever triggered the breakup, Josh was not pleased.

Josh Hansen and Stephanie Pratt in happier times.

"Another dysfunctional move by Stephanie pratt," Hansen Tweeted. "I was under the impression u had to be someones bf in order to get dumped."

Ohhh, snap. In response to that Tweet, the always intelligent Stephanie reported: "No josh Hansen u were dumped so stop acting like a child."

"Keep star [expletive] ur (sic) way into Hollywood. Now pls GO AWAY!!!!!!"

A rep for Hansen says he and The Hills hanger-on were never an official item and that the racer is "moving on." Looks like he's making good on that, since the dude's been Tweeting at Girls Next Door star Holly Madison fairly regularly.

NOTE: Follow THG on Twitter. We'll can't promise we'll never break up with you in person, but we'll use proper punctuation and spelling at least.

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Stephanie Pratt and Perez Hilton exchanged some scathing Tweets this week. The subject of this feud? Steph's butchered face and Perez's lack of a life.

At the MTV VMAs Sunday night, Perez observed via Twitter that "Stephanie Pratt is so wasted! She's probably seconds away from barfing on her lap."

But when he added this line, in reference to Stephanie Pratt's plastic surgery, he really set off Spencer's sis: "She also had too much work done!"

Stephanie replied with a Tweet about Perez Hilton being a "piece of dog $h!t" who needs to get a life and "get off ur computer u F*%KING LOSER!"

She also says she'd rather die than be him. Rough.

Perez, never failing to get the last word or milk it for all it's worth once he has been acknowledged by a celebrity - or even Stephanie Pratt, for that matter - responded "Please b!tch, you wish you were me! At least I'm D-list."

Funny, true and not one he could use on Demi Moore.

He says she's "Z-list and always will be," which is possibly the worst thing you could possibly tell an aspiring fame whore. Point Perez once again.

Of course, had he stopped there, this would be a funnier story, but Perez had to keep needling at her, writing "you can get all the plastic surgery you want, you'll still be an ugly, formerly meth-addicted bitch." Ouch, that burns.

And finally, "You and Fergie have a lot in common - only she has talent and you have none. xoxo" All true, we suppose, but yeesh, Perez. Lay off.

Whose side are you on?

 

We posted two of their Tweets after the jump as prove that this happened, leaving them off our homepage due to the vulgarity. Click to see ...

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As the world holds its breath waiting for news of the missing Air France flight from Rio de Janeiro to Paris, everyone is searching for answers.

Fear not, though. Stephanie Pratt is on the case.

The Hills star and painful sister of Spencer Pratt just summoned all 70 of her I.Q. points to Twitter this ridiculous nonsense: "I really dont think its the result of a lightning strike... Why is my gut thinking it was a terrorist act."

Steph Pratt

An Air France Airbus A330 with 228 people on board disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean early Monday morning after suffering multiple breakdowns during a fierce electrical storm on a flight from Rio de Janeiro to Paris.

The flight is feared lost after it encountered an electrical storm with very heavy turbulence and lost radar contact about 15 minutes later.

It is a tragic, and terrifying event. Our thoughts are with everyone involved.

But come on, Stephanie Pratt. How big a moron are you? Some people should have their Twitter accounts - and reality TV contracts - permanently revoked.

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