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Goodbye, Lauren Conrad.

Hello, Kristin Cavallari!

Shopping Like Fiends

The Hills will look very different when it returns for a sixth season on September 29, as the MTV's program's original protagonist will no longer be reading cue cards and pretending to fight with Heidi appear on the show.

Not to worry, though, fans: Audrina Patridge, Lauren Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt all return. They were spotted shooting scenes on a Los Angeles street last week, clearly confused over the script:

My desperate need for attention is THIS big!

Click on the photos below for closer looks at Lo, Audrina and Stephane trying to remember their lines on The Hills:

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Stephanie Pratt and Perez Hilton exchanged some scathing Tweets this week. The subject of this feud? Steph's butchered face and Perez's lack of a life.

At the MTV VMAs Sunday night, Perez observed via Twitter that "Stephanie Pratt is so wasted! She's probably seconds away from barfing on her lap."

But when he added this line, in reference to Stephanie Pratt's plastic surgery, he really set off Spencer's sis: "She also had too much work done!"

Stephanie replied with a Tweet about Perez Hilton being a "piece of dog $h!t" who needs to get a life and "get off ur computer u F*%KING LOSER!"

She also says she'd rather die than be him. Rough.

Perez, never failing to get the last word or milk it for all it's worth once he has been acknowledged by a celebrity - or even Stephanie Pratt, for that matter - responded "Please b!tch, you wish you were me! At least I'm D-list."

Funny, true and not one he could use on Demi Moore.

He says she's "Z-list and always will be," which is possibly the worst thing you could possibly tell an aspiring fame whore. Point Perez once again.

Of course, had he stopped there, this would be a funnier story, but Perez had to keep needling at her, writing "you can get all the plastic surgery you want, you'll still be an ugly, formerly meth-addicted bitch." Ouch, that burns.

And finally, "You and Fergie have a lot in common - only she has talent and you have none. xoxo" All true, we suppose, but yeesh, Perez. Lay off.

Whose side are you on?

 

We posted two of their Tweets after the jump as prove that this happened, leaving them off our homepage due to the vulgarity. Click to see ...

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Lost in the shuffle of Kanye West's tirade, the New Moon trailer, Janet Jackson's tribute to Michael, and Lady Gaga's outfits was one burning question:

What the f*%k happened to Stephanie Pratt's face?!

Ella Nolan Plastic Surgery

The Hills' resident airhead and sister of Spencer Pratt used to be a fairly cute girl, save for the small fact that she looked like a female Spencer Pratt.

But now she's just another heinous looking bleach-blonde tramp, trying to look hot while eliminating anything about her that was once attractive.

She's like a half-wit Aubrey O’Day-Heidi Montag hybrid. Sad.

We don't know for a fact that she had plastic surgery, but ... oh, hell, we pretty much do. Give us a break. Look at the Stephanie Pratt pics below!

Stephanie Pratt as seen earlier this year (left), and almost unrecognizably at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards last night (right). Nice new lips and nose at age 23.

Her hair looks absurd too. Too bad she can't press rewind and take these horrible plastic surgery blunders back. It's also too bad she has an IQ of 75.

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The annoying Stephanie Pratt donned a bikini as she taped a pre-Labor Day episode of The Hills with new cast member Kristin Cavallari in Malibu, Calif.

The 23-year-old sister of Spencer Pratt sure has whipped herself into shape, as the reality TV beauty didn't look nearly this svelte a few months ago:

Homeless Spencer

Stephanie Pratt filming The Hills. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

With Indian summer in full swing, that means plenty more Stephanie Pratt on the beach in her two-piece, playing a big role in Season 5 of The Hills.

Which is great ... except it's Stephanie Pratt.

Sure, she's a cute girl. But she kind of looks like Spencer, which is kind of a turn-off, and she's also all sorts of painful. The burning question:

Would you hit it?

 

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"The bitch is back" is one tagline MTV has used to promote the revamped version of The Hills, which returns on September 29 starring Kristin Cavallari.

Guess that edged out "Hilariously contrived drama is back."

It's hard to tell what's more fake, the boobs of Heidi Montag or her debate with Spencer over whether to have kids, but either way, there’s lots going on!

Not the least of which? The "return" of Kristin Cavallari, Laguna Beach rival of Lauren Conrad, who's now stepping into the footsteps of the retired LC.

And hitting on Justin-Bobby, as if that were remotely feasible.

Yes, that loser is still around. Audrina Patridge thinks she’s moved on, but may not be ready to see him with another girl. Especially one named Kristin.

“She’s the girl that’s going to stab us all in the back and doesn’t care,” Stephanie Pratt reads off cue cards, talking about Kristin's "return" (even though she was never around to begin with). “How can one person turn our lives upside down?”

Because MTV paid her a lot to stir up drama, that's how.

In Speidi Land, a certain bimbo is fake-pressuring her husband to knock her up, as we hinted above. That will be even harder for them to stage than their Cabo wedding, but we imagine they are up to the challenge.

Lastly, Lo Bosworth and the uber-annoying Stephanie Pratt are looking more plastic than ever. How psyched are you for The Hills to return in four weeks?

Check out the Season Five trailer below ...

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It looks like there may be a problematic pairing on The Hills this season, and we are not even talking about Speidi! Who would have imagined that.

The cameras don't catch every second of action, but they did see Stephanie Pratt and Kristin Cavallari acting all shady while filming future episodes.

Below, you will see Spencer's sister and LC's high school rival looking like they are getting all the dirt (or spilling it) during a mystery phone call.

Could they be making a prank call to a fellow cast member?

Hey, Audrina? Is Your Refrigerator Running?!

Hello? Audrina? Is your refrigerator running?

What could they have been talking about? The Heidi Pratt Playboy picture? Lauren Conrad's new book? Audrina's Carl's Jr. ad? We'll have to wait and see.

Later, Stephanie, cigarette in hand, got close with a male friend while Kristin took a swing at beach tennis and both enjoyed some cocktails in the sun.

Ah, getting paid to pretend to be normal twenty-somethings at the beach.

Click to enlarge more pics of Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie Pratt ...

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  • Da She-Pratt
  • A K-Cavs Pic
  • OMG Stephanie
  • Kristin C. on the Beach
  • Stephanie Smokin'

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Stephanie Pratt is really annoying, and is still the sister of Spencer Pratt. Nevertheless, the useless instigator from The Hills is looking like a different person lately.

Check out how she looked a year ago, with heavy eye makeup and puffy hair, compared with a more subtle look from last week. That's quite the style overhaul!

No wonder Asher Roth is into her.

Unfortunately, no makeover can give her a new personality. Still, we're kind of liking Stephanie's shorter haircut. See what you think and vote in the survey below ...

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Which Stephanie Pratt hairstyle do you like best?

 

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In an exclusive interview with WooMeTV, Stephanie Pratt of The Hills took a break from her busy schedule of being annoying and doing nothing to come clean to fans (which apparently she has) about her experience with the "master cleanse" diet.

We'd sum it up for you, but Stephanie, who recently opened up about battling bulimia on the cover of Us Weekly, is just so painful to listen to that we sort of tuned out 30 or 40 seconds in. Sorry. We can only endure so much punishment.

So check it out if you can tolerate her:

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The Hills' Stephanie Pratt is opening up for the first time about hating her body and her terrifying, secret struggle with bulimia. Or so she claims.

Putting on the bikini for the cover of Us Weekly was tough, says the sister of Spencer Pratt, who says that she has been so embarrassed by her body that she hadn't worn a two-piece suit in front of anyone in "over a year."

"I'm proud of myself," says the size 0-2 Pratt of her celebrity magazine cover shoot. "I was super nervous going in, but I'm happy I did it."

That fat paycheck does feel good, doesn't it?

In the video below, which shows Stephanie Pratt in a bikini, she whines about bloggers calling her the fat girl on The Hills (not true), people hating her just because she's related to Spencer (not true) and lots of other crap.

Asher Roth, get your girlfriend under control!

Regarding his sister's alarming admission of an eating disorder and self-esteem issues, big brother Spencer Pratt said: "I love and support Stephanie. We all have our problems from time to time, but she's my sister and I'm always praying for her."

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You knew it was going to take a Herculean effort from someone to end Jon and Kate Gosselin's reign of seven consecutive weeks on the cover of Us Weekly.

Turns out Stephanie Pratt was up to the task.

Ricki Lake Weight Loss Photos

The Hills star and sister of Spencer Pratt opens up for the first time in the new issue of the celebrity news tabloid about hating her body and her terrifying secret struggle with bulimia - sparked, she says, by good old-fashioned peer pressure.

And because Stephanie Pratt is quasi-famous from a reality show (or at least a popular MTV show masquerading as reality), we know who said peers are.

The 5-foot-7 she-Pratt reveals she began the bulimic ritual - binge, then purge - after watching a Hills scene she shot with Lauren Conrad back in 2007:

"I was horrified. I remember saying, 'I can't believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren,'" she reflected on the agony of filming next to her pal LC.

She then asked co-star Audrina Patridge, "What looks better, 'shirt on or off?'"

Audrina's response: 'On.'"

That hurts. Says Stephanie Pratt, "The producers never put pressure on us to lose weight," but adds, "It's embarrassing working with skinny girls."

Hopefully Asher Roth can write a song or do something to comfort his girl.

Stephanie Pratt Biography

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Stephanie Pratt Quotes

[on Stephanie hanging out with Lauren Conrad]
Spencer Pratt: Don't you have any sense of family loyalty?
Stephanie Pratt: I can't believe how hypocritical you are - you who became best friends with my ex-boyfriend in high school even though I hated him!
Spencer Pratt: [looooooong pause] He wasn't your boyfriend, I hate to break it to you. He was your semi-formal date. You can call it what you want.

Stephanie Pratt: [crying] You're making me feel so guilty.
Spencer Pratt: No, you're making YOURSELF feel guilty. Thinking about what YOU did.

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