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Perhaps it was seeing his ex with Desperate Housewives hunk Josh Henderson that pushed him over the top.

Maybe it was the recent admission by Randy Spelling.

Stavros and Paris, Take 17!

Or just that Paris Hilton is freak nasty.

Either way, you can now go back to your lives, because there's no longer any doubt that Stavros Niarchos is back on the market.

How did we hear this? From the Greek God of Poontang himself. Niarchos, who once tanged Mary-Kate Olsen and was also romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan, confirmed his single status two days ago on MySpace:

Date: Mar 27, 2007 3:55 PM
Subject: Enough questions
Body:

No I am not with Paris Hilton

Im tired of all the emails "Did you and Paris break up?!" Its been over for a while now, it has just recently gone public. Things are cool & we remain friends.

Im a free man ladies.

Somehow, we're guessing it won't stay that way for too long. He's shown a knack for getting in the pants of rich Hollywood starlets for years now. Hilary Duff, we beg of you. Keep this man at arm's length.

For those of you swingin' singles who'd like to learn more about Stavros Niarchos, check out his MySpace page here. His interests include film, kite surfing, quading, friends, food, family, money, pot, vodka and parties.

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Gossip hounds love nothing more than when one of their favorite celebrities is dating someone new. Especially if that someone is relative unknown, an individual shrouded in mystery who we can't wait to learn about.

That said, The Hollywood Gossip has put together a list of some of its favorite obscure celebrity boyfriends who have come and gone in the past six months - along with some who are still hanging around. Because some of our subjects are, well, obscure, some of our details are sketchy at best. But we'll break it down for you as best we can.

1. Harry Morton

Celebrity Girlfriend: Lindsay Lohan
When They Got Together: Early July 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: Late September, 2006. Because Lohan is a train wreck.
Relationship Highlights: Harry Morton, heir to the Hard Rock fortune and president of the Pink Taco restaurant chain [insert crude Lohan joke here], was smitten with the actress last summer. But since he doesn't drink, and she does little else, it wasn't meant to be.

At least his family was reportedly going to buy the Arizona Cardinals' stadium and name it Firecrotch Field (okay, we made up the last part). After fading from the spotlight, there were rumors that Morton slept over at Paris Hilton's home on November 14, though we never heard more about it.

2. Braxton Olita

Celebrity Girlfriend: Ashlee Simpson
When They Got Together: 2005
When & Why They Broke Up: September 4, 2006
Relationship Highlights: Braxton, the guitarist in Ashlee's band (yes, she actually has a band) captured her heart for what seemed like an eternity in Hollywood. She even declared that she was saving herself for the Hawaiian. But alas, they broke up with little fanfare. It's just as well. Braxton was probably sick of listening to her not sing live. That's right, she doesn't sing.

3. Samuel Plouchart

Celebrity Girlfriend: Nicole Richie
When They Got Together: October 6, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: There was never really any news about it, but no one ever heard from Samuel Plouchart again after October 11.
Relationship Highlights: Wondering if Plouchart, the fashion editor at the French magazine Citizen K, brags to pals that he got the sloppy thirds of Brody Jenner and DJ AM.

4. Max Snow

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen
When They Got Together: Sometime between September 20, 2006 and October 18, 2006. On the latter date, the more famous one of the Olsen Twins was seen with Snow. But in mid-September, she was reportedly with Killers drummer Ronnie Vannucci.
When & Why They Broke Up: For some reason (probably money), the 21-year-old Snow appears to like dating Mary-Kate and is still together with her.
Relationship Highlights: The absurd outfits Mary-Kate and sister Ashley Olsen wear. And the way the tabloids try to describe Max Snow. Is he a rocker? No. Does he dress like one? Yes. Does he have friends that are rockers? Yes. Does anyone know what Max Snow does with his life besides hang out with Mary-Kate? No. Thus, he's a perfect addition to this list.

5. Nick Zano

Celebrity Girlfriend: Kristin Cavallari (present)
When They Got Together: Mid-November, 2006. On November 8, we ran a pic of Cavallari and Jason Wahler together. Not sure if they got it on, but she was reportedly single at that point. She and Nick Zano were first spotted in public together November 21.
When & Why They Broke Up: They rung in the new year together and are still dating and sucking face wherever they go. At first, this relationship seemed like a cheap ploy to make her ex, Brody Jenner jealous, but now it's looking like these two lovebirds are quite content with each other.
Relationship Highlights: For Nick Zano, that he gets to make out with Kristin Cavallari in public. For us, that we get to post Kristin Cavallari pictures online. Which may sound pathetic, but it's better than nothing.

6. J.R. Rotem

Celebrity Girlfriend: Britney Spears
When They Got Together: December 11, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: December 12, 2006. He's a dirtbag.
Relationship Highlights: Andy Warhol, who once wrote that everyone has 15 minutes of fame, would be proud of this "music producer" for trying to exploit his after a one-night stand with Britney. Then he'd roll over in his grave as Rotem got negged at Hyde the next night.

7. David Katzenberg

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicky Hilton (present)
When They Got Together: Early November, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: Still going strong as of late December. Nicky Hilton keeps a lower profile than sister Paris, so it's harder to keep track of her.
Relationship Highlights: Other than the revelation that David Katzenberg also used to date Mary-Kate Olsen on the day he and Hilton were first seen together, not many. Seems like a nice young man.

8. Rupert Friend

Celebrity Girlfriend: Keira Knightley
When They Got Together: Fall 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: For the moment, at least, Keira appears to have a good friend. In Rupert Friend. Sorry, we just can't get enough of that one.
Relationship Highlights: There were rumors that the two were engaged about a month ago, but it turns out they were just bickering. Since then, Keira wasting away to nothing before our eyes, Rupert looking like a cross between Orlando Bloom, a psycho old dude and the infamous Nick Nolte mug shot.

9. Stavros Niarchos

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton (present)
When They Got Together: We're not even going to attempt to answer that
When & Why They Broke Up: Presumably because he cheated on one of the above celebrities with another of the above celebrities
Relationship Highlights: By now, the Greek God of Poontang isn't really obscure anymore. To quote Office Space, the guy gets around... like a record. But at some point, he was just some rich Greek shipping tycoon's kid. He hasn't done a thing to be famous except be wealthy and get his freak on with this triumvirate of pain. We salute Stavros Niarchos for that, sure - we just refuse to acknowledge that he's an actual celebrity. Then again, we feel the same way about Paris Hilton, whom he may or may not be getting engaged to soon.

10. Isaac Cohen

Celebrity Girlfriend: Britney Spears
When They Got Together: Early January, 2007
When & Why They Broke Up: Still together, as of this posting, but knowing Spears' track record (see #6 above), it could be off by the time you read this.
Relationship Highlights: A steamy boat ride and one public appearance are all we have to go on at this stage. Initially, people criticized Cohen for looking a bit too Kevin Federline-esque, but it looks as if he cleans up well. Moreover, a couple of our readers claim to know Isaac Cohen a little and say he is a decent guy who is not out for publicity. Here's hoping he can "spank the skank" out of our girl.

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According to this picture, brought to you courtesy of People Magazine, the revelry continues for Paris Hilton and her on-again, off-again boyfriend.

The heiress and Stavros Niarchos, a.k.a. the Greek God of Poontang, rang in the new year with a public display of affection at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia. Despite his lame, Kevin Federline-esque 'do-rag, Paris seems to be all over him. See below:

Paris Hilton Baby Bump?

Will these two, who got back together in October and have reportedly gotten more serious about each other than ever since their hot getaway to Miami last month, be getting hitched anytime soon?

We'll have to wait and see, but don't count on it. Rumor has it that Stavros' family isn't keen on him marrying her. Most likely because despite enormous wealth, the girl is the antithesis of class, and has no redeeming qualities. Not to mention the fact that everyone on earth has seen some Paris Hilton pussy up close by now.

Still, we wish them the best.

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They split in May, reconnected temporarily in July, broke up at some point in the early fall and got back together again sometime in late October.

It's hard to keep track of Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos, but the two sure seemed like an item at the Miami nightclub Ink on Friday night.

Paris and Doug Photo

Hilton and Niarchos met up around 1 a.m. with Hilton's pal Brandon Davis and sister Nicky Hilton (who earlier hit Andy Roddick's charity celebrity poker tournament at Hard Rock Live), but only had eyes for each other when the DJ played Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" and Hilton treated the Greek God of Poontang shipping heir to a lap dance.

The group later moved on to the club Mokai in Miami Beach, where Niarchos joined Hilton on the dance floor, at one point even lifting her up and spinning her around on his shoulder.

Their night hit a snag at around 3:15, when the pair stepped outside and briefly argued about their plans (Niarchos wanted to leave but Hilton didn't. Plus the barefoot heiress had left her panties shoes inside the club). But Stavros Niarchos apparently won out.

So what's the story with Niarchos and Hilton, who was recently photographed with a diamond on her ring finger? Her rep says unequivocally:

"Paris is not engaged. She does wear rings on different hands and fingers and depending on what's comfortable, but she is not engaged."

Still, a source close to Hilton says that "Not only are Paris and Stavros together, but they are in love."

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Stavros Niarchos has already been there, done that.

He's seen plenty of Paris Hilton's pussy. That picture of Paris with the cute kitty is everywhere! He's also seen the hotel heiress naked a whole bunch, we're guessing. They are dating, after all, and she doesn't seem like the type who plays hard to get, if you know what we're saying.

Pink Bentley

We're saying Paris Hilton slings the poon faster than a strung-out Britney Spears pops prescription drugs in the bathroom at Hyde.

In any case, during a recent trip to a local video store, Stavros is once again confronted with having to rent the graphic Paris Hilton sex tape, 1 Night in Paris, that is really the girl's only claim to fame. Not only has he probably seen it 40 times by now (as has everyone with with Internet access), it's gotta be a little disturbing watching your girl ride some loser. But, for whatever reason, Paris always likes watching it...

We feel for you, Stavros. There are so many other good flicks out there! Not to mention TV shows. Here's hoping that the short-haired Greek God of Tang is able to sneak a Full House DVD into the pile one of these days, so he can brag to Paris how he once boned the chick (Ashley Olsen) that played Michelle. One of them, anyway.

Sorry. That was wrong. Happy weekend from all of us at T.H. Gossip!

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Paris Hilton and "The heir with the hair," Stavros Niarchos, continue to flirt with the rumor mill (no, Lindsay, not the Rumer mill -- calm down and talk to us when you get out of rehab).

The son of a Greek shipping tycoon (whose full name is Stavros Niarchos III) and the older, skankier sister of Nicky Hilton used to be a thing, and might be again, apparently. God help him. Who dates Paris? Twice? Ugh.

Paris Hilton and Todd Phillips

Here, they're seen returning from a movie Tuesday night in Hollywood. Rumor has it they saw V For Vandetta. Just kidding. We have no idea. The question is: are they exclusive, or is this shaggy stud muffin Niarchos merely making the rounds?

After all, this guy not only used to bone Mary-Kate Olsen, but he's also been linked to Lindsay Lohan as well. Not that a coked-up, strung-out Lohan would remember, in all likelihood. Man... Stavros gets so much poontang! Too bad it's all rancid.

Stavros Niarchos Biography

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New York, New York
Full Name
Stavros Niarchos III
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