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What is this, 2009?

Spencer Pratt tried to make amends with Lauren Conrad on her 26th birthday via Twitter Wednesday, but the fashion designer and former Hills star isn't listening.

"Lauren has moved past all the drama," a source close to LC says. "She's focusing on her career and barely has time to interact with the people she actually likes."

"Why would she want to back in touch with Spencer Pratt?"

A fair point. Why would anyone really?

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The source close to Conrad adds that "in this case, like others, she's going to continue to do what works best with Spencer and that's obviously to ignore him."

The world has apparently followed suit in the past year and a half.

Pratt, meanwhile, is broke and living at home, but says he doesn't "have a hatchet to bury" with his former co-star, who he frequently butted heads with.

"We had our differences, but the fact is that Lauren was a part of our lives, both personally and professionally," Spencer Pratt tells Us, as if anyone cares.

"After all this time, what point would there be in being angry? All I wanted to do was wish her nothing but the best in everything she does."

Sadly, that totally heartfelt sentiment fell upon a deaf Twitter account.

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You knew this was coming. If Speidi really is splitting up, which oddly enough seems like it might be the case, there's no way it could remain amicable for long.

One day after coming on to Justin Bieber on Twitter, Heidi Montag disavowed her apparent online flirtation and accused Spencer Pratt of hacking her account.

Heidi's Tweet to Bieb said the following: "now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;)! I'm closer to your age."

Presumably, she means closer to his age than Kim Kardashian, Justin's previous Twitter GF. But to hear Heidi Montag tell it now, she didn't even write that.

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THOSE WERE THE DAYS: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to pose for photos like this. Now they're at each other's throats. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Later in the day, Montag sent a message to celebrity gossip blogger and possible child pornographer Perez Hilton which pinned the Tweet on Spencer Pratt.

"I didn't write that thing about Bieber my fame hoer x husband hacked my Twitter and wrote that he is so lame!" the plastic princess wrote, intelligently.

She also got in this dig at her estranged spouse"

"Let me be clear OMG! Spencer used my name to get a check on his book 'how to be famous' I had nothing to do with it! He is the true fame whore!"

You heard it here, folks.

 

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Spencer Pratt wants your attention celebrity pictures.

The Hills star, increasingly aware of his decreasing relevance and grasping for ways to stay in the news, has formulated a plan - reporting the news himself! 

Not unlike Tila Tequila (there's a career role model for you), Spencer once ruled the celebrity side of the gossip game, but now wants to be on our side of it.

Thursday, he told his Twitter fans to send him celebrity photos, promising: "I will post them on my new blog KINGSPENCER.com and give you credit and $.”

Yes, he’s got a website called King Spencer dot com. Too bad he forgot to actually launch it by the promised date of June 13 before plugging it ... dumbass.

Don't bother going to KingSpencer.com. You've seen all of it already.

In another Tweet, he says “anyone tweet me any celebrity sitings I'm starting my own PAP agency! I will pay for good tips if they get me the photo hahaha!”

Yeah.

While you have to give Spencer Pratt his due for the entertainment he provides, he may need to fine-tine his business acumen if he hopes to succeed here.

Rambling Tweeting rampages are fun to read, but you're gonna need more than that. Feel free to email us if you want a guest column at THG, though, man.

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Cut off by The Hills, and possibly by his wife, Spencer Pratt has been left alone with his thoughts. Fortunately, he still a Twitter account on which to share them.

Without any reality show producers to worry about, the hothead returned to the social networking site after a prolonged absence, unleashing a fury of Tweets.

No one is safe.

While he did not directly address his separation from Heidi Montag, Spencer targeted Hills stars and strangers alike in a rant easily comprising 100+ Tweets.

On Lo Bosworth: “Lo has been banging 60 year old rich guys on the side to keep up her look because she only gets paid few grand and plays star HAHA.”

“I pray to see @lobosworth ugly ass out in a club now that i can do whatever i want without feeling bad for heidi! lo your [sic] f--ked! Wh-re!”

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Spencer Pratt has officially lost it.

On Audrina Patridge, who he previously accused of getting "Tijuana plastic surgery": “Audrina has fake everything. Damn we fakeass reality show foolios.”

On Whitney Port, now the star of MTV's The City: “No whitney port sucks and has ever since we were in high school together before all her surgeries.”

On Heidi's mom, Darlene Egelhoff: "it's her fake mom. ask the government! darlene lied about everything she told Heidi. she stole heidi as a baby! REAL."

Wow. Spreading the love to strangers as well, Spencer targeted a particular Twitter user from England who had been writing to him, sending replies.

“Glad we didn’t let you in America foreigner b--ch! USA is to [sic] smart for you fool. log off our American website and go do something foreigner.”

Heidi filed for legal separation from Spencer on June 8 with photographers in tow, igniting speculation that the couple was just scheming for publicity.

With Spencer absent from The Hills and real life in recent weeks, however, you have to wonder if Heidi really did up and leave the nut job for good.

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The shark fin is in the water ... the Great White is hungry for celeb MEAT.

So Spencer Pratt proclaimed this morning. We'd say the guy needs to get a hobby instead of talking smack on Twitter all day, but who are we kidding.

He makes life more entertaining, and calls it like it is. Two weeks ago, we saw Kim Kardashian nude in Harper's Bazaar, embracing her "all natural" body.

BS, says Spencer. He Tweets:

"Kim K how am I supposed to believe that about you be all natural ... when I know who your doctor is? On your tv show u said u were ... HUGE LIAR!"

"Kim K - difference between posing and being a poser! Maybe Reggie found out you were both? Ouch ! How was euro hoe u flew to bang?"

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USELESS vs. USELESS: Spencer seeks to knock Kim down a peg.

Cheap Cristiano Ronaldo shot aside, we see where The Hills star comes from. If nothing else, Heidi Montag is unabashedly who she is ... unlike hypokrite Kim.

Naturally, this being Spencer Pratt. He did not single out Kim alone today. The man is an equal opportunity trash-talker. Other Tweets from the man today:

  • On Hayden Panettiere's new haircut: New home tree barber cut her hair.
  • On Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay don't tweet sh!t and snort sh!t @ same time
  • On Lindsay again: Fired from her upcoming role ... a role on Jerry Springer?
  • On Samantha Ronson: Sam Ronman the conman... You used Lindsay LOANED like cheap toilet paper. YES DUH Lindsay LOANED is an angry human. Lindsay does not eat pu$$y for nothing!

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

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The inventors of Twitter must have had Spencer Pratt in mind.

Whether it's in retaliation for media criticism of Heidi Montag, a ploy for whatever attention he can get, or simply out of boredom, dude is in rare form of late.

Just a few days removed from an epic rant against Audrina Patridge's "Tijuana plastic surgery" and various other celebrities, The Hills star is at it once again.

This time it's another rumored plastic surgery recipient - Kate Hudson - who drew his Tweeting wrath as Spencer feels her (rumored) boob job is inadequate.

"How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts," he Twittered Monday. "Kate H - get ur money back. I gotta guy who will hook you up!"

A fair question ... and a generous offer. What a humanitarian.

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Breast implants or not, Kate Hudson isn't Spencer's type.

Kate Hudson reportedly had breast implants of some kind put in recently, but her "new" chest looks an awful lot like her old one. Which is fine, of course.

But Spencer Pratt, who's been defending his wife from major negativity surrounding her recent plastic surgery bonanza, as not impressed, that's for sure.

He didn't stop at Kate, either.

Pratt took aim at Robert Rey - a.k.a. Dr. 90210 - who recently criticized Heidi, calling him a hypocrite, seeing as his daughter is totally "into plastic."

Branching out, he took on Kim Kardashian's kat kontroversy from yesterday, saying "Come on KK America's alrealy seen way too much of ur pu$$y."

Wow. Finally, for reasons unknown (aside from Twitter making it so easy) he bashed Snooki from Jersey Shore, posting "SNOOKI everyone" and this:

Harsh, Spencer. That is harsh.

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Yesterday, we reported that NBC's Today Show called off its planned interview with Speidi at the last minute, citing the ambiguous "schedule changes."

Spencer Pratt thinks he knows the real reason NBC pulled the plug, and responded like anyone would - Twittering a tirade of insults at Today's Al Roker.

There has been no confirmation that Roker's testy relationship with Pratt and Heidi Montag caused the cancellation, but Spencer took it quite personally.

From Roker's weight, to his overall appearance, to his marital history and relationship with his children, nothing about Speidi's nemesis was off limits.

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Spencer may have gone over the line this time.

While you knew he would try to gain publicity from this somehow, he seems rather bitter. Here were Spencer Pratt's ridiculously uncalled-for Tweets to Al:

  • "HEY WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomach stapled again?"
  • "You look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap - No one would even know?"
  • "I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my dad came to my school and snitched me out"
  • "Is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko!"

Yeesh. That goes a little beyond typical Speidi ribbing, right?

The NBC personality was silent on the topic Monday, but he wasn't the last time Speidi appeared on the show, triggering the couple's Al Roker feud.

Roker didn't take it lightly back in June, saying he would whomp Spencer in a fight and calling out Heidi Montag for her inability to answer questions.

Will he respond this time? Whose side are you on?

 

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Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Twittering up a storm these days.

That's nothing new, but it's the way they're praising Jesus and claiming to reject the fame they’ve so eagerly sought out that causes our eyes to roll:

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  • From Spencer Pratt: “my life from here on out is the LORD, my wife, and my country!!!!! For me these are the only things worth living and dying for!”
  • From Heidi Montag: “get ready for Jesus coming back! watchout for the antichrist and the mark of the beast! this is the chip they want to put in you!”
  • From Spencer Pratt again later: “i have wasted so much time and energy on fame and pop culture with nothing but millions of haters to show for it!”

Are these two serious?

The plastic pair hit up a conservative radio show, hosted by Alex Jones, to speak about their "awakening" towards something called “the New World Order.”

Spencer Pratt revealed that he feels 9/11 was an "inside job," that the idea that global warming exists is "mind boggling" and other interesting thoughts.

Heidi then made the following comments:

Speidi clearly hates fame so hard. They are all about Jesus.

“I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick."

"I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it has morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him."

"How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body."

"How most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children."

"The population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.”

Uhhhhh.

Are these two possibly for real, or is this just another attempt by The Hills' gruesome twosome to generate more media attention in any way possible?

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For reasons unknown, Spencer Pratt decided to post his cell phone number on Twitter Wednesday night - and none other than Miley Cyrus rang him up.

"is it weird that @spencerpratt put up his "number" on twitter and i called? haha :)" the popular teenage Disney corporate drone later Tweeted.

Spencer Pratt cleverly replied on Twitter: "is it weird that I am secretly your biggest fan!!! I'm crushed I missed your call! I will be answering all day!"

The Hills villain later wrote: "i gave you my other cell phone number in direct message that way when you call Speidi will pick u up! i owe both you and justin... i owe you both the biggest milkshakes they can serve!"

Wow. We love third-person nickname reference of Speidi. Maybe he can freestyle about this scintillating Twitter exchange in his next rap song.

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Spencer also invited Miley and her Billy Ray Cyrus-look-alike boyfriend, Justin Gaston, on a double date with he and his plastic wife, Heidi Montag, after Miley complained about getting spammed from Spencer's "number."

"@mileycyrus let's double date you and @justinmgaston and Heidi and I! We can get millshakes!" Pratt said.

Miley Cyrus' response?

"im down! you owe me a milkshake anyhoo since i got suckered into calling your voicemail thing and now 'you' keep texting me ha," she said, adding:

"i'll just send my cell phone bill to you ;) love yall!"

You may officially be dumber for reading this, but you can at least happy that these two awesome couples will soon be sharing milkshakes together.

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After taking a pre-honeymoon trip to Cabo San Lucas to film her latest crappy music video, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in L.A.

We know you were dying to know their whereabouts this second.

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Rest assured, the new bride is craving fast food – and saying some prayers for their well-being: "We landed!! Now I am just praying for health!"

That is what Heidi Montag – who wore a mask while in Mexico to fend off the swine flu epidemic – writes on her always-scintillating Twitter page.

NEWLYWEDS: After last weekend, Heidi and Spencer are legally married and free to continue dominating celebrity gossip websites as man and mostly-plastic wife.

She was "so sad to leave" Mexico, but The Hills star Twatted once again before boarding her flight, saying she's "ready to get out pig flue [sic] country."

Montag, upon landing at the airport (and being greeted by "crazy paps"), was "ready for some taco bell!" but took time to send out another Tweet about marriage: "Thank you God for another day of life!!! and for waking up as Mrs. Pratt!"

You are now officially dumber for reading this, and are free to return to your life. Oh, who are we kidding. We can't get enough either. Except for Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. We might have to draw the line somewhere.