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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are back - across the Atlantic.

The former stars of The Hills are among the famous faces who agreed to give up any and all privacy (shocking) for the British reality show Celebrity Big Brother.

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The gruesome twosome became the first married couple to ever enter the house during the series premiere last night, but were dealt a low blow right away.

Ushered into the dingy basement in a cruel twist, Speidi joined half of the cast with basic rations and no running water as the rest enjoyed a champagne reception.

Sort of sums up Spencer and Heidi's career downfall.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt turning down a reality show?

What is the world coming to. Relationship Rehab (VH1's new Celebrity Rehab spinoff) producers recently approached Speidi to work out their issues on the show, and the gruesome twosome flat-out rejected their offer for a simple reason:

They're doing well and weren't willing to pretend otherwise.

We know, it really doesn't compute.

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Photos and Spencer and Heidi from this year. They're still around!

The couple is said to have been initially intrigued by the show, thinking Relationship Rehab was actually about working out together, a la Biggest Loser.

They had no idea it was for couples with real issues, and while they certainly have had some - they're broke now, for one - things are good nowadays.

So they passed, which is great. For them, but mostly for us.

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The Inland Empire (I.E.), colloquially known as the IE, is a metropolitan area centered around the cities of Riverside and San Bernardino in Southern California.

This region east of Los Angeles is also the site of Spencer Pratt's new reality show, Inland Empire 909, which you will likely never see on any television station.

Obsessed with Jersey Shore since its premiere, which also coincided with his own decline in relevance, Spencer is desperately trying to cash in on the concept.

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WANNABE PRODUCER: Ha. All Spencer produces is laughter. Which we certainly appreciate, but that's not his intent. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Now an unemployed filmmaker, Spencer Pratt gushed to Radar about his new reality show, which he'll be "shopping to the networks in the coming weeks.”

“These girls will eat the cast of Jersey Shore alive,” said the former Hills villain. “They will keep it real and not say they are only that way for a show.”

“To be honest, I'm scared of the entire cast. Lauren from 909 is younger and more wild then J-Woww and they fight for real every single night.”

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Emilio Masella was recently dumped by Snooki via voicemail. It was sad.

Fortunately, the Gold’s Gym trainer is mending his broken heart the best way anyone can - by jumping right back into the dating game, and reality TV universe, with the assistance of The Hills star Spencer Pratt.

Spencer's production company, Douche Pratt Productions, is teaming up with Emilio Masella on a new dating show, Fist Pumping for Love. LOL.

It will Jersey Shore star Snooki’s ex as he travels the country “in search of love.” There you have it, the first official Jersey Shore spinoff idea.

SEE YA, SNOOK: Emilio seeks a "real" guidette.

“It is the perfect partnership for me as a growing player in reality television,” Spencer Pratt said in a statement. Of Emilio Masella, he added:

“You haven’t seen nothing yet.”

“I am tired of these fake Italian girls,” says Masella, who dated the controversial Jersey Shore star (real name Nicole Polizzi) for four months.

“I want a real guid-ette who can speak Italian. We are prepared to search from Hollywood, Calif., to the streets of Howard Beach in Queens, N.Y.”

We can't wait to watch.

Filming started Wednesday night in Masella’s local bar and continues this weekend in the Long Island club Glow. Spencer’s plastic wife and The Hills costar, Heidi Montag, is also listed as an executive producer of the show.

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BLING-BLINGIN' IT: Spencer's getting a bit desperate these days, no?

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This is what terrorist interrogation materials dreams are made of.

Fame-lovers Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are apparently feeling starved of attention because they are shopping around a reality show of their own.

The gruesome twosome is angling to branch out from the MTV hit, The Hills, to give viewers even more insight into their absurdly over-exposed lives.

”You don’t get to see our everyday lives and what we do,” says Heidi.

We're not sure we do. Our Heidi Montag nude tolerance is high, but not that high. Then again, maybe he's afraid to put out for his baby-crazy wife.

Stupid Speidi

Just what television needs. MORE Heidi and Spencer Pratt.

Currently promoting their new book, How to be Famous, the couple want their spin-off to include everything - everything - that happens to them.

But don’t get your hopes up, readers at home. In this scenario, they won’t be leaving The Hills, instead they would try to appear on both shows.

Talk about a dream scenario if ever there were one.

One thing we actually would love to see? Them sitting around and deciding how to bash Al Roker on Twitter. Do they plan everything for attention?

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Is America ready for even more Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?

The Hills' most-hated couple are pitching a reality show on their journey to the altar to MTV, according to a report in the New York Post.

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The series would exclude Hills star and Heidi Montag nemesis Lauren Conrad to focus solely on the attention-loving pair as they prepare to marry.

Wedding planners, dress designers and more would loom large in the drama, which reportedly plans to climax with the plastic-looking blonde pair sealing their fake relationship undying love for seven-figure deals all eternity.

The escalating relationship problems of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have been the primary focal point of the current spring season of The Hills.

Once engaged, they broke that off, and Spencer even moved out of the apartment they shared. In real life, of course, they appear to be inseparable.

As for the network's take on a Heidi and Spencer Hills spin-off series, MTV says it can't confirm anything, saying in a statement:

"We can't confirm anything."

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