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Heidi Montag wouldn't really get plastic surgery, would she?

Okay, she totally would, but we still don't know if we buy the Life & Style Weekly cover story, which claims she "plans to risk her life again with another surgery."

The magazine quotes Spencer Pratt as saying she wants to increase her breast size from 700 cc's to 800 cc's. We don't know what that means, but sounds icky.

"She wants to do it within the next two months and film it for a new show she and Spencer have been pitching to cable networks E! and Oxygen," an insider says.

Even crazier? Heidi's looking to have the surgery done in Europe, and Spencer insists he's already doing everything he can to keep her away from plastic surgery.

It's a daunting task.

The lure of being voluntarily mangled is just too strong.

"I try to stop her," Spencer tells Life & Style. "She wants her doctor to come over once a week to plump up her lips. I keep telling her that they're big enough."

So what put her over the edge and allegedly "drove" and "forced" her to seek more surgeries? Spence says it was an off-the-cuff remark by Ryan Seacrest.

"When Heidi entered the studio, Ryan told her that her breasts didn't look that big," Spencer said, saying she misread the host's attempt to downplay things.

"She was taken aback," Spencer says. "She came home in shock."

The incident confirmed the outrageous fear she'd had since her plastic surgery addiction reared its head in November: that her breasts still aren't big enough.

Okay, look. We've seen enough Heidi Montag pictures to tell you this from an objective, and well-informed viewpoint. Heidi, we hate to inform you, but:

Yes they are. They are hilariously huge fake boobs. Enough, girl.

Heidi Montag looked/looks hotter ...

 

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The inventors of Twitter must have had Spencer Pratt in mind.

Whether it's in retaliation for media criticism of Heidi Montag, a ploy for whatever attention he can get, or simply out of boredom, dude is in rare form of late.

Just a few days removed from an epic rant against Audrina Patridge's "Tijuana plastic surgery" and various other celebrities, The Hills star is at it once again.

This time it's another rumored plastic surgery recipient - Kate Hudson - who drew his Tweeting wrath as Spencer feels her (rumored) boob job is inadequate.

"How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts," he Twittered Monday. "Kate H - get ur money back. I gotta guy who will hook you up!"

A fair question ... and a generous offer. What a humanitarian.

Pimp Daddy Pratt

Breast implants or not, Kate Hudson isn't Spencer's type.

Kate Hudson reportedly had breast implants of some kind put in recently, but her "new" chest looks an awful lot like her old one. Which is fine, of course.

But Spencer Pratt, who's been defending his wife from major negativity surrounding her recent plastic surgery bonanza, as not impressed, that's for sure.

He didn't stop at Kate, either.

Pratt took aim at Robert Rey - a.k.a. Dr. 90210 - who recently criticized Heidi, calling him a hypocrite, seeing as his daughter is totally "into plastic."

Branching out, he took on Kim Kardashian's kat kontroversy from yesterday, saying "Come on KK America's alrealy seen way too much of ur pu$$y."

Wow. Finally, for reasons unknown (aside from Twitter making it so easy) he bashed Snooki from Jersey Shore, posting "SNOOKI everyone" and this:

Harsh, Spencer. That is harsh.

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The Hills star Spencer Pratt did not respond kindly to co-star Audrina Patridge and her "nasty Tijuana plastic surgery" criticizing Heidi Montag.

During a Tuesday night interview on Lopez Tonight, Patridge said that Montag "changed a bit" personality-wise and physically since they met:

"She got her chin chiseled, her nose done, her cheeks, boobs redone, lipo, butt job, I don't know, [10 plastic surgeries] in one day? It's a lot."

Spencer Pratt was far from pleased by these (true) comments, and decided to unleash his venom on Twitter, firing off an epic rant last night:

"I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and Audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her!"

  • King Spencer
  • Stylish Patridge

Spencer Pratt gave his Blackberry a workout last night.

Continuing, he alleged that Patridge has had work done ... in Mexico. His Tweets also suggested that Jersey Shore star Jenni Farley did the same, and more:

  • "Audrina - Don't hate just because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press!"
  • "So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwoww and Audrina go. We love American doctors!
  • "Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best..."
  • "Audrina - you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place."
  • "Oh the truth is coming ... I'm not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned... it's all coming out!"
  • On a dif note - just heard kesha did a body paint shoot - next time use invisible paint- give my ears back. Tictoc bitch- ur time is up!

There you have it. It's been quite a week for Spencer, who earlier joined Heidi in accusing The Hills producer Adam DiVello of sexually harassing Montag.

A rep for Audrina had no comment on the Tweeting rampage.

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In Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt has his very own Reality TV Frankenstein, a wife he may give 25-30 orgasms a day, craft to his liking with countless plastic surgeries, and pimp to celeb gossip tabloids for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Pretty sweet deal.

It looks like surgery isn't solely a pastime for his plastic princess, however. A friend says Spencer is looking to have some work done on his ugly mug too.

After all, ever since Heidi Montag emerged from 10 operations in one day, she's been getting a lot of media attention, which was probably why she did it.

Really desperate and sad, but if you can get past that, it's also hilarious. Equally funny? That Spencer Pratt is considering following in her fake footsteps.

Heidi and Spencer in Vegas

 PLASTIC PAIR: The gruesome twosome may get gruesomer still.

According to the friend, who spoke about the couple's obsession with plastic surgery, The Hills villain is looking into "lipo, chest implants and a nose job."

Chest implants?

Seems like a lot of time, money, and effort just to maintain C-list celebrity status. We realize that's what Speidi does, and always has done, but still ...

A little over the top, guys. You can probably stick to staged bikini and holiday photos and still earn a nice living. Minus any permanent disfigurement too.

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Heidi Montag is very upset, or at least was very upset initially, with her recent round of plastic surgery, her husband/pimp/publicist Spencer Pratt claims.

The Hills star famously had 10 plastic surgery operations in one day, and despite claims that she loves the results, Spencer says she was far from pleased.

"She came out of the hospital and the only thing she was saying was that the doctor better hide," Pratt said at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace.

"She wasn't happy," Spencer reiterated.

The aspiring pop star says she had "no idea" how painful all the ridiculous cosmetic procedures would be. Eh, you asked for it, now live with it, girl.

Hack Vegas Showgirl

On a recent trip to a Sin City club, The Hills star Spencer Pratt poses with a low-rent Las Vegas stripper. Oh, wait, that's Heidi Montag! Didn't even recognize her!

"The worst pain was actually my ears. I didn't know that was the most painful process and feature," Heidi Montag recalled of having her face pulled back.

Gross.

Not that it deterred her from having further work done. Next up? Those boobs. For the third time. "I didn't get them as big as I originally wanted," she said.

Added Pratt, "She doesn't stop talking about it." Does it seem odd that Spencer Pratt is the voice of restraint and reason? He's not egging her on like usual.

So how did the couple spend a romantic Valentine's Day together? "My Valentine's present to Spencer is going shooting at the gun range," Montag said.

Follow this link for their (nauseating) Valentine's Day pictures.

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