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Heidi Montag and twin Playboy Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon engaged in egregious, arousing displays of girl-on-girl action? Eh, take it or leave it.

Spencer Pratt straight up putting it to Heidi? Where do we sign?!

That's basically the stance taken by Vivid Entertainment regarding the Spencer-Heidi Montag sex tape and the tape of Montag with the Shannon twins.

The adult film company's president, Steven Hirsch, has been very clear about his desire to obtain the rights to the sex tape of Heidi and Spencer Pratt.

He's convinced of its marketability, thinking it could top the Kim Kardashian sex tape in sales - and Spencer's $5 million asking price is not outrageous.

While we never thought we'd see the day that a naked Spencer Pratt sparks more interest than naked Playboy Playmate twins ... that's Speidi for you.

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What's more incredible here, that Heidi Montag got naked with the Shannon Twins in the first place, or that Vivid would rather see her naked with Spencer Pratt?

Pratt, who says he has dreamed of porn stardom since 2005, is trying to sell homemade sex tapes of himself and Montag and Heidi with twin blonde tandem.

The soon-to-be former spouses are, not surprisingly, feuding over his planned release of the tape, which he says he'll call off if she agrees to halt their divorce and co-star in another reality show (about why she wants to leave him, ironically).

For now, though, he seems like he's cool going ahead with it.

On Twitter, Spencer Pratt promises "the Citizen Kane of sex tapes. Honestly, Orson Wells makes a guest appearance ... recommends you wait for the Special Edition Sex Tape. Blu-Ray, director's commentary, and bloopers!"

This guy is the greatest.

Montag, who hinted Friday she was "crying" over the scandal and asking for fans' prayers, finally shot back at her estranged hubby, Tweeting,  "F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pratt's reply: "Seriously? You're going to start shit on twitter?"

Earlier in the day, Montag was feeling more peaceful, writing: "I want to live without fear. Life is short follow your dreams and spirit... Live like there is no tomorrow."

Very deep ... not unlike when Spencer ... oh, forget it, gross.

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by Free Britney at

Spencer Pratt has given Heidi Montag an ultimatum along the lines of: "Either do another reality show with me or I'm going to release amazing sexual content."

It's a fair request. Yesterday, when rumors of a Heidi Montag sex tape surfaced, we were skeptical that it even existed. Well, looks like it does, and then some.

Pratt is asking $5 million for it, and there may be takers.

The Hills villain himself tells TMZ he and Heidi arranged last Sunday to meet at a Costa Rican hotel under the pretext that he would turn over two of their dogs.

Spencer did in fact bring the dogs to the hotel and turn them over to Heidi, but then made it clear to her that he was not leaving until they settled their issues.

According to Spencer Pratt, he wants to do a show about why she needs to get away from him, and Heidi is upset - she doesn't want to do any more reality TV.

"You cannot turn off the Speidi machine," he says.

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If she tries, he's prepared to come at her with the big guns: He'll release not one, but flurry of sex tapes. He added, "I am a wild sexual freak and I love sex."

And unless she calls off the Speidi divorce, it's on, baby!

Spencer has been in touch with Vivid president Steven Hirsch, who is dying to release the tapes. The only issue? Heidi Montag does not want to be a porn star.

Yesterday, she simply Tweeted, "Crying." Montag then pleaded to her followers: "Please send me your prayers and love I need it!" We pray no one actually did.

Her pal, Jen Bunney, says "she would never put out a sex tape of herself. She's extremely religious and concentrated on getting her life to where she wants it."

So religious that she gets married for fame and fornicates on video? Eh, we'll buy it. Apparently Spencer wasn't the only participant in her exploits, either.

A girl-on-girl tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon (yep, one of the Shannon Twins) is allegedly among those he's hawking.

Karissa Shannon tells TMZ a sex tape does indeed exist, but is not convinced Spencer has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she'll sue.

Finally, Spencer says Heidi should embrace this because "We're reality stars, not serious actors. She can’t think she’s Naomi Watts. She’s a tad delusional."

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