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You never can tell when Spencer Pratt will redefine the standards of shamelessness - and right now he is dead set on capitalizing on the Jersey Shore craze.

Not sure what it says about The Hills that he's focusing all his efforts on another show on the same network, but this is Spencer Pratt. Nothing is a surprise.

He and Snooki's ex-boyfriend are looking to trademark on a Guido-themed energy drink ... seriously. We kid not. Sounds like the best/worst product ever.

Pratt and Emilio Masella acquired trademark rights on the name "Guid-o-Juice" - for drink products from energy-fueled concoctions to herbal remedies.

He says the venture is "what's soon to be the most popular Guido energy drink in the world." Sure thing, man. Look for a plug on Fist Pumping for Love.

A Spencer Pic

KING OF THE SELLOUTS: Yep, Spencer Pratt will do just about anything for money and/or attention. So lame, yet he does it so unabashedly and hilariously.

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Emilio Masella was recently dumped by Snooki via voicemail. It was sad.

Fortunately, the Gold’s Gym trainer is mending his broken heart the best way anyone can - by jumping right back into the dating game, and reality TV universe, with the assistance of The Hills star Spencer Pratt.

Spencer's production company, Douche Pratt Productions, is teaming up with Emilio Masella on a new dating show, Fist Pumping for Love. LOL.

It will Jersey Shore star Snooki’s ex as he travels the country “in search of love.” There you have it, the first official Jersey Shore spinoff idea.

SEE YA, SNOOK: Emilio seeks a "real" guidette.

“It is the perfect partnership for me as a growing player in reality television,” Spencer Pratt said in a statement. Of Emilio Masella, he added:

“You haven’t seen nothing yet.”

“I am tired of these fake Italian girls,” says Masella, who dated the controversial Jersey Shore star (real name Nicole Polizzi) for four months.

“I want a real guid-ette who can speak Italian. We are prepared to search from Hollywood, Calif., to the streets of Howard Beach in Queens, N.Y.”

We can't wait to watch.

Filming started Wednesday night in Masella’s local bar and continues this weekend in the Long Island club Glow. Spencer’s plastic wife and The Hills costar, Heidi Montag, is also listed as an executive producer of the show.

V. I. Pimp

BLING-BLINGIN' IT: Spencer's getting a bit desperate these days, no?

Spencer Pratt Biography

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape
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