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Thanks to People magazine for this great compilation of celebrity quotes. This is what some of our favorite celebs had to say this week ...

"I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries."
- Paris Hilton

Untamed

"This is, quite simply, untrue."
- John Mayer, responding to a New York Post gossip item that said he's "been know to respond to online rumors," on his blog

"There's lot of motion in the ocean. It's almost like riding a wave. I have to be the glass and [Karina Smirnoff] is the water."
- Dancing With the Stars contestant Mario, on his moves

"They had to tell people to calm down."
- Joe Jonas, on the boisterous response to the Jonas Brothers' Dancing with the Stars performance this week

"I need a rebondir."
- Lauren Conrad, admitting that she'd like to meet a "rebound" in Paris to help her forget Brody Jenner, on The Hills premiere, "Paris Changes Everything."

"I flipped a couple haters at Benihana just last night."
- Spencer Pratt, dispensing wisdom in his Radar advice column

"Say what?"
- Mariah Carey, asked if she is a fan of The Hills on the live after-show

"I'm just like them. I just happen to be a little more famous."
- Kentucky native George Clooney, on his fellow Kentuckians

"We make web videos for Jesus."
- Miley Cyrus

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Twice in one week? We know, it's crazy.

Some of these celebrity quotes, courtesy of People magazine, make this feature worth another shot, however. When celebs are sounding off on everything from Britney Spears to Oscars reality TV to politics, well...

The Pratt Family

See for yourself in the week's top celebrity quotes:

"For me, it's like being Hillary Clinton. If it weren't for Barack Obama, it would have been a very good year." - George Clooney on his Oscar hopes

"Dressed like a rocker, but kinda looks like Justin Timberlake, doesn't he?" - Ryan Seacrest, after a performance by American Idol contestant Robbie Carrico, who once dated Britney Spears

"She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight." - Heidi Klum, on Britney Spears

"We're like puppies right now. It's a lot of adrenaline and enthusiasm."
- Jon Stewart, on prepping for the Oscars

"It's a special thing if you get a nomination, or your film does. Then you go. But we don't have any nominations or anything like that in the house, so we sit in our jammies and watch it on the couch." - Charlize Theron

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm not trying to be hip." - Clay Aiken

"I was told I'm doing The Bachelor." - Steve Guttenberg, who opted to appear on Dancing with the Stars instead

"We are not a very conservative couple. For decorations we put up penis balloons all over the place." - Christina Aguilera, on her son's Bris

"Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10-million plus." - Spencer Pratt, on girlfriend Heidi Montag's upcoming album

Spencer Pratt Biography

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape
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