by Free Britney at . Comments

It wasn't long ago when Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were staples of THG. Every day, the pair made headlines for ... whatever it is Speidi would do.

Okay, those days are long gone, as is their fortune.

Nevertheless, they're still together! And partying with a professional photographer documenting the whole thing! Some things in life truly do never change.

In Las Vegas for Spencer Pratt's 30th birthday, Heidi Montag jumped out of a huge cake with her huge fake boobs, looking just as absurd as we remember.

Feels like 2007 all over again ...

  • Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag Photograph
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Photograph

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Spencer William Pratt was spawned 27 years ago by Mephistopheles his loving parents. Happy birthday - a few days belated - to the infamous reality TV villain!

We regret missing Pratt's actual birthday, Saturday, but must pay tribute today just the same. After all he's brought to our lives, it was simply not negotiable.

Here's a brief Spencer Pratt career retrospective.

  • 2005: Served as manager/publicist/agent/stylist for BFF Brody Jenner.
  • 2006: Began dating Heidi Montag, resulting in big ratings for The Hills and the end of Montag's relationship with Lauren Conrad for unknown reasons.
  • 2007: Announced, then ended engagement to Heidi Montag; Became whore for the celebrity gossip industry with weekly staged beach photo shoots.
  • 2008: Fake-married Heidi in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico; Filmed hilariously bad Heidi Montag "music" videos; Introduced world to sister Stephanie Pratt.
  • 2009: Married Heidi for real in Pasadena; Starred on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here; Launched rap career; Pimped Heidi out to Playboy; Pretended to get a vasectomy; Feuded publicly and on Twitter with many stars.
  • 2010: Encouraged mass quantities of Heidi Montag plastic surgery; Was dropped from The Hills with no explanation; Was served with divorce papers by Montag; Became increasingly erratic and possibly homeless.

That about covers it. Have a great one, Spence!

  • Homeless Man on the Move
  • Spencer Pratt, 2010
  • Masked Speidi
  • A Speidi Smooch
  • Spencer Pratt Painting
  • He Be Bling Blingin' It
  • Mountain Man
  • And Stay Out!

by Free Britney at . Comments

The Hills' resident villain and PR svengali, Spencer Pratt, has turned another year older and richer on this 14th day of August, 2009 A.D. Say what you will about the man, he has turned being a media whore into art. Very lucrative art.

Having made himself rich and famous simply by existing, being overexposed and universally hated, Spencer Pratt deserves a tip of the hat on his 26th birthday.

By loving to hate him like we (and so many others) do, we're playing right into his hand. Which we know, and yet we don't stop. Because it's just too much fun.

Here are 26 photos of Mr. Heidi Montag to celebrate the big day ...

  • Spencer Pratt Painting
  • Heidi Pratt Playboy Cover
  • A Speidi Smooch
  • The Pratt Family
  • Pretend Paparazzi
  • Pratt at the Party
  • Caveman Spencer
  • Speidi Gives Back
  • Speidi For a Cure
  • Masked Speidi

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The Hollywood Gossip is nothing if not professional.

Despite our well-publicized feud with fellow celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, we're willing to put feelings aside in order to deliver news and photos to our readers. That's what our job is all about.

Hilton turned 31 over the weekend and celebrated the milestone like only he can: by throwing himself a lavish birthday party at The Viper Room in Los Angeles. Only the least talented of the useless celebs best of the best were in attendance.

Here's a shot of Kim Kardashian at the celebration, for example. She may have left Reggie Bush at home, but the reality TV star didn't forget to bring her cleavage:

Going Stag

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag - who have remained relatively silent over the last few months - were also spotted at the event.

Without bloggers such as Perez, this couple would be forced to make a living in ways that don't include simply posing for photos at the beach.

Click on the following pics for larger images of Kim, Spencer and Heidi - the Holy Trinity of new age celebrities, famous for just being famous - at the party...

  • Quite Chesty
  • Poor Profile
  • Pratt at the Party
  • Speidi Sighting!
  • Yay Perez!
  • Hammer Pants

[Photos: Splash News]

Spencer Pratt Biography

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape
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