Spencer Pratt wants your attention celebrity pictures.
The Hills star, increasingly aware of his decreasing relevance and grasping for ways to stay in the news, has formulated a plan - reporting the news himself!
Not unlike Tila Tequila (there's a career role model for you), Spencer once ruled the celebrity side of the gossip game, but now wants to be on our side of it.
Thursday, he told his Twitter fans to send him celebrity photos, promising: "I will post them on my new blog KINGSPENCER.com and give you credit and $.”
Yes, he’s got a website called King Spencer dot com. Too bad he forgot to actually launch it by the promised date of June 13 before plugging it ... dumbass.
Don't bother going to KingSpencer.com. You've seen all of it already.
In another Tweet, he says “anyone tweet me any celebrity sitings I'm starting my own PAP agency! I will pay for good tips if they get me the photo hahaha!”
While you have to give Spencer Pratt his due for the entertainment he provides, he may need to fine-tine his business acumen if he hopes to succeed here.
Rambling Tweeting rampages are fun to read, but you're gonna need more than that. Feel free to email us if you want a guest column at THG, though, man.
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