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You never know with these two loons, but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to be well on their way to actually finalizing their long-rumored divorce.

The Hills' gruesome twosome have reportedly taken the next step to dissolving their marriage, with Heidi authorizing the service of her divorce papers.

That's right, Spencer Pratt has been served.

He didn't seem too distraught over it, either. Pratt reportedly received and signed the papers late last week, putting the wheels in motion for dissolution.

Speidi's divorce can become finalized six months from the time Pratt received the documents, as per California law. Her lawyer, Jodeane Farrell, said:

"Both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in full agreement to settle their divorce as quickly as possible without the need of a court appearance."

Book Signing Nastiness

In this file photo from the couple's glory days, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt suck some face and hold every copy of their terrible book that actually sold.

While the plastic pair appear to be briskly moving to the end of their marriage they made official on MTV in April 2009 (they staged at least one sham wedding prior to that), they have each been tweeting about their next moves.

Pratt has been busy at strip clubs and working on a 3-D beach movie, while Montag, who dropped out of a reality show with BFF Jen Bunney, has been busy working on music and "finally hav[ing] some girl time for the first time in years!"

"Cleaning house and getting rid of my old life, it feels fresh."

Montag also commented on Twitter regarding the state of her marriage to Pratt, noting that "this has been a heartbreaking experience to go through, and it's not that I don't love Spencer. We just want different things in life."

Confirming that they are actually separated, she notes: "We don't live together. Spencer and I are finally moving forward with our lives, but with any divorce, there is much to work through. We've been together almost five years."

Poor Dolly and Ninja ...

 

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Spencer William Pratt was spawned 27 years ago by Mephistopheles his loving parents. Happy birthday - a few days belated - to the infamous reality TV villain!

We regret missing Pratt's actual birthday, Saturday, but must pay tribute today just the same. After all he's brought to our lives, it was simply not negotiable.

Here's a brief Spencer Pratt career retrospective.

  • 2005: Served as manager/publicist/agent/stylist for BFF Brody Jenner.
  • 2006: Began dating Heidi Montag, resulting in big ratings for The Hills and the end of Montag's relationship with Lauren Conrad for unknown reasons.
  • 2007: Announced, then ended engagement to Heidi Montag; Became whore for the celebrity gossip industry with weekly staged beach photo shoots.
  • 2008: Fake-married Heidi in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico; Filmed hilariously bad Heidi Montag "music" videos; Introduced world to sister Stephanie Pratt.
  • 2009: Married Heidi for real in Pasadena; Starred on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here; Launched rap career; Pimped Heidi out to Playboy; Pretended to get a vasectomy; Feuded publicly and on Twitter with many stars.
  • 2010: Encouraged mass quantities of Heidi Montag plastic surgery; Was dropped from The Hills with no explanation; Was served with divorce papers by Montag; Became increasingly erratic and possibly homeless.

That about covers it. Have a great one, Spence!

  • Homeless Man on the Move
  • Spencer Pratt, 2010
  • Masked Speidi
  • A Speidi Smooch
  • Spencer Pratt Painting
  • He Be Bling Blingin' It
  • Mountain Man
  • And Stay Out!

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It seems like just yesterday he brought his lil' sister into The Hills fold. Now the show is over and Stephanie Pratt and Spencer Pratt have not spoken in a year.

The Hills came to an end earlier this summer, but the family drama did not. And unlike anything you saw on the MTV show this past year, it's actually legit.

Stephanie Pratt says the disconnect between herself and her loose cannon brother is, ironically, real: "In September it will be a year [since we've spoken]."

"It's getting more normal and more normal."

3-D Boobs Director

Stephanie and Spencer Pratt: The Hills has come to an end, but his weirdness and isolation from loved ones continues. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Though she says she'll be there for Spencer Pratt whenever the time comes to talk, Stephanie doesn't appear to be itching to dial her bro's number, either.

The 24-year-old says it's "his choice" that the two don't communicate, even as he finds himself in the midst of a divorce from plastic bride Heidi Montag.

Still, she's willing to bury the hatchet when he is.

"When he's ready to come around, I'm going to greet him with open arms," she says. "I love him more than anything in the world. He's my blood."

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Newly single and increasingly scruffy Spencer Pratt reportedly dropped $7,515 at 4 Play Gentleman’s Club in Los Angeles the other day ... from 2-5 p.m.

The Hills villain was allegedly "scouting out actresses: for his upcoming R-rated beach movie entitled, Tower 69: Beach Patrol Featuring 3D Boobs.

We're dead serious, yes.

Memo to Spencer Pratt: Claiming to be a film producer won't impress anyone. If you're able to drop $7,515 in three hours, strippers couldn't care less.

Still, the erratic reality star told Radar Online that "we were casting for the new film I am producing ... Tell all the press Spencer was casting ‘talent’!”

A source said: “Spencer and his pals had a blast. He was sitting at a table with around seven scantily-clad women who were all vying for his attention.

THE FACE OF FILM GREATNESS: Freed from the shackles of MTV The Hills, Spencer Pratt is ready to dominate the world of movies. And breasts in 3-D.

“His posse of security guys and friends were scattered at surrounding tables. Spencer Pratt was spotted with a big wad of $100 bills in his hands.”

An Australian actress named Sophie Turner is supposedly his top "candidate." No word if she's had so many plastic surgeries she can no longer smile.

Speaking of Spencer's estranged wife, Heidi Montag has reportedly been told to distance herself from him because she's losing endorsement deals.

Heidi filed for divorce from Pratt in June, and has become upset she was missing out on the kind of deals landed by her co-stars like Audrina and LC.

Why would Lauren Conrad be a better face for any product on Earth than Heidi Montag? Not in our wildest dreams could we even venture a guess.

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Despite reports from celebrity gossip sources such as Radar Online that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back together despite their public breakup, the plastic pairing tells People that their separation is literal as well as emotional.

"We don't live together," Pratt said, shooting down recent rumors that the gruesome twosome is co-habitating even after Heidi filed for divorce last week.

He and Heidi Montag are on good terms and are still spending time together, but Pratt says they're not reconciling and aren't living under the same roof.

Spencer Pratt has been in and out of the couple's Pacific Palisades residence, as seen on The Hills, while Montag is living in Malibu (with Cougar Zank).

Still, Speidi does see each other often.

Cheers to a Fake Relationship

CHEERS: To a great, made-for-TV run. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It's easy to see why the public would be skeptical of anything these two say or do, but Speidi insists their breakup, while amicable, is the real deal.

"Spencer and I are finally moving forward with our lives, but with any divorce there is much to work through," Montag said. "We've been together almost five years ... there are assets to divide, work to be discussed, and we share our puppies."

The split hasn't been easy on either one.

"This has been a heartbreaking experience to go through and it's not that I don't love Spencer," Montag said. "We just want different things in life."

Spencer Pratt says he loves Heidi, but calls their marriage a show for The Hills. Sad. If these two can't make it, what hope is there for any of us?

 

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Ever since the first reports of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt splitting up, Hills fans understandably assumed wondered if it was another big PR hoax.

Looks like it isn't.

Almost two months after the plastic princess went to court seeking legal separation from the puppet master, the reality star has filed for divorce.

Heidi Montag cites the usual "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the pair's split in a divorce petition filed in Santa Monica, Calif., Court.

"Heidi has amended her petition for separation and has filed a petition for dissolution of marriage from Spencer Pratt," attorney Jodeane Farrell said. The couple has agreed they would like their divorce to be finalized in a timely manner."

Hopefully Spencer Pratt finds comfort in his beloved crystals.

Adding that terms will be hashed out in an out of court settlement, Farrell said "both parties are amicable with each other and finalizing the divorce."

The couple staged a sham wedding in Cabo in 2008, then tied the knot for real in April 2009 at a church in Pasadena, Calif., appearing happy.

Things went downhill fast, however.

Heidi Montag underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day, fired Spencer as her manager, released terrible music, accused The Hills creator Adam DiVello of sexual harassment and became estranged from her family and so on.

For his part, Spencer Pratt has grown increasingly eccentric, and even admitted to being a fame whore and choosing his "career" over his wife.

Heidi Montag then and now. Enough said.

He echoed that sentiment yesterday to People.

"I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world," Pratt said after the divorce filing. "That world is on a sound stage."

Referring to himself in the third-person, he adds: "It's clear that reality TV-fame-loving Spencer Pratt does not fit with my ex-wife Heidi Montag's ambitions for a motion picture actor/pop star career and being a single sex symbol for the world."

"Some say if you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, Well, Heidi couldn't handle King Spencer's fame so she got out of the marriage."

Right. So basically, his stardom is just too enormous. Makes sense.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have both kept an uncharacteristically low profile publicly since their separation, but what's going on behind the scenes?

We know you were dying to know.

By all indications, Heidi was moving forward with plans to divorce Spencer, who even confirmed the end of the reality TV match made in heaven ... or so we thought until comments by her model friend, Lauren Stone, after stopping by her pad.

She wasn’t the only guest: Spencer Pratt was there.

“I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on,” Stone said. “He showed both of us a clip of the movie."

Gross Speidi

Lauren Stone just offered up some unexpected Speidi intel.

"I thought it was really funny. I think it’s about a lifeguard that’s trying to get girls. The lifeguard is kinda of like a douchebag type of guy, not too cool.”

Okay then.

Lauren Stone says she has no idea if a reconciliation between the two are in the works but “she didn’t even know they were going through a divorce.”

Her confusion isn't unique among fans, websites and even the plastic princess' inner circle. Heidi Montag has kept very quiet about her personal drama.

“I’m actually not sure what’s going on,” Stone said.

“She didn’t really go into many details about anything but the way she was acting it just seemed like she was really happy and free and just living life. She’s been gardening a lot and writing music and she seems to be really happy.”

For what it's worth, Montag recently pulled out of a planned reality show with Jen Bunney and wants to get back to her roots, whatever that means.

What do you think? Heidi and Spencer's breakup is ...

 

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Spencer Pratt is always plotting something, but the former star of The Hills says his impending divorce from co-star wife Heidi Montag is not made-for-TV.

Despite the fact that nobody has seen divorce papers and family and Hills co-stars are skeptical, Pratt tells People that the plastic pair have drifted apart:

"We love each other but I'm a fame whore and I'll never grow out of it. [Heidi] knows that and doesn't want that. She wants to hike, hang out and be calmer."

Calmer? Isn't she pitching her own show?

"I want every kind of press. She believes in bad press. There's absolutely no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully."

Sad, but true.

Gross Speidi Smooch

TICK TOCK: Are Spencer's 15 minutes finally up?

Pratt, who with Heidi became known as Speidi, says his estranged wife "doesn’t want to be Speidi anymore. She wants to be Heidi Montag: the sex symbol."

"She thought I'd burn out, but I'm still Spencer who went on The Hills to be famous. I still need to do stunts and take cues from Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise."

Spencer Pratt, who mentions he and his ex are "friendly," says Speidi trouble is nothing new. "It's been a constant battle since we got married," he says.

"She would be like, 'Are you really Tweeting that? Are you really doing that?'"

As for the next step, Pratt says he decided to grow a beard (which he debuted in last week's failed party-crashing bid) and turn to art: "I'm switching it up."

"I've already gone for the blonde, spiky-haired look. Now I'm going for the Hollywood producer look. I'm an artist now. I have an easel and everything."

"I'm going for an art show and a gallery."

We hear the show's scheduled for 14:58 ...

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Last night, fans said goodbye to The Hills as the very last episode of the hit MTV reality show aired. We'll have our full recap of it for you in a little bit.

The sideshow taking place was an entirely different matter. To mark the end of an error era, the cast gathered for a live show broadcast in Hollywood.

Spencer Pratt? Not invited.

Unsurprisingly, the fame-hungry outcast turned up anyway outside the Hotel Roosevelt, disguised in a gray wig and beard, wrinkles and a large gut.

Pretty funny, but also sad that he's resorted to such gimmicks. Desperate for attention much? It's like a pathetic, last gasp at any kind of relevance.

  • Homeless Spencer
  • Old Man Spencer

OLD AND GRAY: The Hills certainly felt that way by the end. Perhaps this is Spencer Pratt's point? Nah, he just wants attention. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It wasn't long ago that Spencer caused the commotion. Now he clamors for attention across the street while the real action takes place inside.

Spencer was escorted out by security after trying to enter.

How the mighty have fallen. We're also pretty sure that's his sidekick Emilio Masella, a.k.a. Snooki's ex-boyfriend, behind him and to his right.

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Spencer Pratt has been very ... well, non-Spencer Pratt lately.

Uncharacteristically absent from the spotlight, he hasn't been seen in public in over a month, or on The Hills, where he and Heidi Montag were cut loose without any explanation from the show, which ends its six-season run tonight.

Might he be planning a surprise - and unwelcome - public foray this evening? Implying he may crash The Hills finale party, he Tweeted on Tuesday:

“Booking my room @Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood now that I have no place to live I think i should just move in there today (to) stay near the action.”

No place to live? We know he looks like a homeless man, but is Spencer Pratt really out on the street? At least he's comfortable as a mountain man ...

Homeless Man

If Spencer Pratt does crash The Hills' live post-finale bash, we hope he bursts on stage dressed like this. Fingers crossed. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Wouldn't you know it, the Hollywood Roosevelt is the site of tonight’s finale party, for which Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are not on the guest list.

Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner and other stars will be on hand, along with the show's two most famous alumnae, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port.

No Speidi, though, after clashes with Hills creator Adam DiVello on and off set led to an unceremonious, unexplained parting of ways with the show.

Heidi's also moving forward with plans to divorce him, supposedly.

Cavallari calls the situation “sad,” and says as far as she knows, no one has spoken to either member of the duo since they last filmed together.

“I’ve reached out to Heidi,” says Kristin, who fixed up Speidi. “I can’t get a hold of her because she changed her number. I'd love to talk to her.”

Spencer Pratt Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape
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