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We may have underestimated Spencer Pratt.

It wasn't long ago that we saw him get negged from The Hills finale party and become more erratic in an attempt to stay relevant and decided he was done.

The world had moved on from his publicity stunts ... or so we thought.

As we've reported over the past couple of months, he and Heidi Montag are officially getting divorced. He's been served with divorce papers ... supposedly.

This weekend, though, marked a new chapter in Speidi's ongoing drama - Spencer is threatening to release a Heidi Montag sex tape, along with other tapes of Heidi doing Karissa and Kristina Shannon, unless she films a new reality show with him.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Look On

Speidi just before they split this summer. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The gruesome twosome has allegedly been at each other's throats, which makes a new sighting of them together at a Costa Rican resort rather suspicious.

Frantically separating so they would not seem in cahoots, they were spotted together by paparazzi. What are they doing in the Central American nation?

Pratt claims he was in Costa Rica to turn over two of the couple's dogs - and blackmail her to tear up the divorce papers lest he sell their sex tapes for $5 million to Vivid Entertainment - but she wanted nothing to do with him.

The Costa Rica sighting (with video) on TMZ suggests otherwise.

Spencer says he gave Heidi an ultimatum, but is this all a stunt? Why was Heidi MIA for weeks? Why bone Spencer and partake in Shannon twins girl-on-girl on VIDEO if you don't want it to get out? Why go to Costa Rica to turn over dogs?

Definitely fishy, right? What do you think? Speidi's split is ...

 

Meanwhile, which sex tape sounds more compelling?

 

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Heidi Montag and twin Playboy Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon engaged in egregious, arousing displays of girl-on-girl action? Eh, take it or leave it.

Spencer Pratt straight up putting it to Heidi? Where do we sign?!

That's basically the stance taken by Vivid Entertainment regarding the Spencer-Heidi Montag sex tape and the tape of Montag with the Shannon twins.

The adult film company's president, Steven Hirsch, has been very clear about his desire to obtain the rights to the sex tape of Heidi and Spencer Pratt.

He's convinced of its marketability, thinking it could top the Kim Kardashian sex tape in sales - and Spencer's $5 million asking price is not outrageous.

While we never thought we'd see the day that a naked Spencer Pratt sparks more interest than naked Playboy Playmate twins ... that's Speidi for you.

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What's more incredible here, that Heidi Montag got naked with the Shannon Twins in the first place, or that Vivid would rather see her naked with Spencer Pratt?

Pratt, who says he has dreamed of porn stardom since 2005, is trying to sell homemade sex tapes of himself and Montag and Heidi with twin blonde tandem.

The soon-to-be former spouses are, not surprisingly, feuding over his planned release of the tape, which he says he'll call off if she agrees to halt their divorce and co-star in another reality show (about why she wants to leave him, ironically).

For now, though, he seems like he's cool going ahead with it.

On Twitter, Spencer Pratt promises "the Citizen Kane of sex tapes. Honestly, Orson Wells makes a guest appearance ... recommends you wait for the Special Edition Sex Tape. Blu-Ray, director's commentary, and bloopers!"

This guy is the greatest.

Montag, who hinted Friday she was "crying" over the scandal and asking for fans' prayers, finally shot back at her estranged hubby, Tweeting,  "F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pratt's reply: "Seriously? You're going to start shit on twitter?"

Earlier in the day, Montag was feeling more peaceful, writing: "I want to live without fear. Life is short follow your dreams and spirit... Live like there is no tomorrow."

Very deep ... not unlike when Spencer ... oh, forget it, gross.

The Speidi sex tape: Does it exist?

 

Who would you rather watch naked?

 

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Spencer Pratt has given Heidi Montag an ultimatum along the lines of: "Either do another reality show with me or I'm going to release amazing sexual content."

It's a fair request. Yesterday, when rumors of a Heidi Montag sex tape surfaced, we were skeptical that it even existed. Well, looks like it does, and then some.

Pratt is asking $5 million for it, and there may be takers.

The Hills villain himself tells TMZ he and Heidi arranged last Sunday to meet at a Costa Rican hotel under the pretext that he would turn over two of their dogs.

Spencer did in fact bring the dogs to the hotel and turn them over to Heidi, but then made it clear to her that he was not leaving until they settled their issues.

According to Spencer Pratt, he wants to do a show about why she needs to get away from him, and Heidi is upset - she doesn't want to do any more reality TV.

"You cannot turn off the Speidi machine," he says.

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If she tries, he's prepared to come at her with the big guns: He'll release not one, but flurry of sex tapes. He added, "I am a wild sexual freak and I love sex."

And unless she calls off the Speidi divorce, it's on, baby!

Spencer has been in touch with Vivid president Steven Hirsch, who is dying to release the tapes. The only issue? Heidi Montag does not want to be a porn star.

Yesterday, she simply Tweeted, "Crying." Montag then pleaded to her followers: "Please send me your prayers and love I need it!" We pray no one actually did.

Her pal, Jen Bunney, says "she would never put out a sex tape of herself. She's extremely religious and concentrated on getting her life to where she wants it."

So religious that she gets married for fame and fornicates on video? Eh, we'll buy it. Apparently Spencer wasn't the only participant in her exploits, either.

A girl-on-girl tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon (yep, one of the Shannon Twins) is allegedly among those he's hawking.

Karissa Shannon tells TMZ a sex tape does indeed exist, but is not convinced Spencer has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she'll sue.

Finally, Spencer says Heidi should embrace this because "We're reality stars, not serious actors. She can’t think she’s Naomi Watts. She’s a tad delusional."

The Speidi sex tape: Does it exist?

 

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You knew it would happen eventually: Spencer Pratt is allegedly trying to sell a Heidi Montag sex tape. He presumably co-stars on the thing, which could hinder sales.

Spencer is currently shopping what he claims is a sex tape featuring himself and his soon-to-be ex-wife. He's already been in contact with Vivid Entertainment, too

Heidi Montag has already threatened to sue Spencer Pratt over his upcoming tell-all book, but there has been no mention of a sex tape featuring the two until now.

Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch, who just released a hit film starring Montana Fishburne, says he's spoken "with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag."

"We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal."

Huge Fake Boobs

Spencer Pratt is reportedly looking to give the world what it's always wanted but has been very, very afraid to ask for: A hard core Heidi Montag sex tape.

The alleged tape has not been leaked or previewed by anyone that we know of yet, but it sounds steamy. On a hilarious note, according to Spencer, the alleged Heidi Montag sex tape "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur."

Ray J is rolling in his grave right now.

Also amusingly, there's apparently something for everyone - the tape contains footage of Spencer tapping that before and after Heidi had all that plastic surgery!

Perhaps you've noticed, Heidi Montag has been enhanced in certain areas these past few years. Then again, she can't move her face now, so it's kind of a wash.

Is their divorce about as real as her chest? Would you watch a Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag sex tape? Do you think it even exists? Discuss below.

 

UPDATE, 8/22: Spencer is supposedly asking $5 million for the tape, which may also feature Karissa Shannon and which Heidi may be in on. They are both insane.

UPDATE, 8/31: No one has seen a frame of the sex tape yet, and Vivid is calling the bluff. Until Speidi coughs up a preview, there will be no further negotiations.

Aside from a story by Karissa Shannon (who allegedly co-stars in the tape), there's no actual, credible confirmation that it exists, or that they'd sell it if it did.

UPDATE, 9/7: Shockingly, they "had a change of heart" and won't sell. Nice.

Stay tuned ...

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Spencer Pratt says he is ready to tell all.

As if he hasn't done so for years already.

The Hills villain and increasingly erratic character reveals that he is penning a tell-all about his relationship with ex Heidi Montag, including new details about her often tormented relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff.

"My last book, How to be Famous, didn't make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section," Spencer Pratt tells Us Weekly.

"This one is going to be totally different. I'm not holding anything back."

Thank goodness.

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Spencer Pratt is taking time away from his busy schedule as an aspiring soft porn director to pen a book on life with Heidi. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

In July, Montag filed for divorce after one year of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. Their divorce is expected to be finalized on Valentine's Day 2011.

For a couple that has made every detail of its existence public in order to gain money and fame (with considerable success), what's left to write a book about?

Moreover, what should he call it? Some ideas we had ...

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  • Someone Paid Me to Write This: A Memoir
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UPDATE: Heidi Montag has responded and is downright furious with Spencer Pratt's new tell-all book idea, and threatening to stop him at all costs.

Of her soon-to-be-ex-husband's machinations, Heidi tells TMZ that "This is exactly why I left him ... Right now I'm looking into my legal options."

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's divorce is so freaking on, there's even a date set at this point - and what a memorable, romantic date it will be.

Getting a divorce on Valentine's Day? Poignant.

Heidi's lawyer, Jodeane Farrell, said yesterday she just received Spencer Pratt's signed acknowledgment that he got served with divorce papers.

Under California law, Heidi Montag has to wait six months after that time before the divorce is final, and Spencer Pratt was served on August 14.

Fun fact #1: Heidi says she formally separated from Spencer on their first wedding anniversary. Fun fact #2: August 14 was Spencer's birthday!

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Speidi's split appears legitimate and near-final.

While Spencer and Heidi’s friend Cougar Zank recently said the couple’s split was “a show,” Heidi's BFF Jen Bunney says she's moving forward with the divorce.

“I talked to Heidi and she wants people to know that Cougar doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” Bunney said, noting that she and Spencer remain “amicable.”

“The only thing they have to work out is the custody of their dogs since they have four dogs together. But the house’s lease is over and Heidi is moving out.”

As for the men in Heidi’s life, Bunney says that for now, she knows where to find them both: “Spencer and Cougar are living together in a separate house.”

There you go. Straight from Jen Bunney. Credible, late-breaking intel.

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You never know with these two loons, but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to be well on their way to actually finalizing their long-rumored divorce.

The Hills' gruesome twosome have reportedly taken the next step to dissolving their marriage, with Heidi authorizing the service of her divorce papers.

That's right, Spencer Pratt has been served.

He didn't seem too distraught over it, either. Pratt reportedly received and signed the papers late last week, putting the wheels in motion for dissolution.

Speidi's divorce can become finalized six months from the time Pratt received the documents, as per California law. Her lawyer, Jodeane Farrell, said:

"Both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in full agreement to settle their divorce as quickly as possible without the need of a court appearance."

Book Signing Nastiness

In this file photo from the couple's glory days, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt suck some face and hold every copy of their terrible book that actually sold.

While the plastic pair appear to be briskly moving to the end of their marriage they made official on MTV in April 2009 (they staged at least one sham wedding prior to that), they have each been tweeting about their next moves.

Pratt has been busy at strip clubs and working on a 3-D beach movie, while Montag, who dropped out of a reality show with BFF Jen Bunney, has been busy working on music and "finally hav[ing] some girl time for the first time in years!"

"Cleaning house and getting rid of my old life, it feels fresh."

Montag also commented on Twitter regarding the state of her marriage to Pratt, noting that "this has been a heartbreaking experience to go through, and it's not that I don't love Spencer. We just want different things in life."

Confirming that they are actually separated, she notes: "We don't live together. Spencer and I are finally moving forward with our lives, but with any divorce, there is much to work through. We've been together almost five years."

Poor Dolly and Ninja ...

 

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Spencer William Pratt was spawned 27 years ago by Mephistopheles his loving parents. Happy birthday - a few days belated - to the infamous reality TV villain!

We regret missing Pratt's actual birthday, Saturday, but must pay tribute today just the same. After all he's brought to our lives, it was simply not negotiable.

Here's a brief Spencer Pratt career retrospective.

  • 2005: Served as manager/publicist/agent/stylist for BFF Brody Jenner.
  • 2006: Began dating Heidi Montag, resulting in big ratings for The Hills and the end of Montag's relationship with Lauren Conrad for unknown reasons.
  • 2007: Announced, then ended engagement to Heidi Montag; Became whore for the celebrity gossip industry with weekly staged beach photo shoots.
  • 2008: Fake-married Heidi in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico; Filmed hilariously bad Heidi Montag "music" videos; Introduced world to sister Stephanie Pratt.
  • 2009: Married Heidi for real in Pasadena; Starred on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here; Launched rap career; Pimped Heidi out to Playboy; Pretended to get a vasectomy; Feuded publicly and on Twitter with many stars.
  • 2010: Encouraged mass quantities of Heidi Montag plastic surgery; Was dropped from The Hills with no explanation; Was served with divorce papers by Montag; Became increasingly erratic and possibly homeless.

That about covers it. Have a great one, Spence!

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It seems like just yesterday he brought his lil' sister into The Hills fold. Now the show is over and Stephanie Pratt and Spencer Pratt have not spoken in a year.

The Hills came to an end earlier this summer, but the family drama did not. And unlike anything you saw on the MTV show this past year, it's actually legit.

Stephanie Pratt says the disconnect between herself and her loose cannon brother is, ironically, real: "In September it will be a year [since we've spoken]."

"It's getting more normal and more normal."

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Stephanie and Spencer Pratt: The Hills has come to an end, but his weirdness and isolation from loved ones continues. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Though she says she'll be there for Spencer Pratt whenever the time comes to talk, Stephanie doesn't appear to be itching to dial her bro's number, either.

The 24-year-old says it's "his choice" that the two don't communicate, even as he finds himself in the midst of a divorce from plastic bride Heidi Montag.

Still, she's willing to bury the hatchet when he is.

"When he's ready to come around, I'm going to greet him with open arms," she says. "I love him more than anything in the world. He's my blood."

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Newly single and increasingly scruffy Spencer Pratt reportedly dropped $7,515 at 4 Play Gentleman’s Club in Los Angeles the other day ... from 2-5 p.m.

The Hills villain was allegedly "scouting out actresses: for his upcoming R-rated beach movie entitled, Tower 69: Beach Patrol Featuring 3D Boobs.

We're dead serious, yes.

Memo to Spencer Pratt: Claiming to be a film producer won't impress anyone. If you're able to drop $7,515 in three hours, strippers couldn't care less.

Still, the erratic reality star told Radar Online that "we were casting for the new film I am producing ... Tell all the press Spencer was casting ‘talent’!”

A source said: “Spencer and his pals had a blast. He was sitting at a table with around seven scantily-clad women who were all vying for his attention.

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“His posse of security guys and friends were scattered at surrounding tables. Spencer Pratt was spotted with a big wad of $100 bills in his hands.”

An Australian actress named Sophie Turner is supposedly his top "candidate." No word if she's had so many plastic surgeries she can no longer smile.

Speaking of Spencer's estranged wife, Heidi Montag has reportedly been told to distance herself from him because she's losing endorsement deals.

Heidi filed for divorce from Pratt in June, and has become upset she was missing out on the kind of deals landed by her co-stars like Audrina and LC.

Why would Lauren Conrad be a better face for any product on Earth than Heidi Montag? Not in our wildest dreams could we even venture a guess.

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