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No one was surprised when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reconciled two months after Heidi filed for divorce in July, as it was obviously a publicity stunt.

The couple now admits this. Hey, they needed the money, okay?

Having already confessed their financial problems to Life & Style this week, the gruesome twosome is coming clean about their plans to separate ... for cash.

Two Dumbasses

WILL DIVORCE FOR CASH: Or at least pretend to. Spencer Pratt admits his split from Heidi Montag was one huge stunt. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

After they found out The Hills would not be renewed earlier this year, Speidi concocted a plan to get attention by divorcing shortly after their first anniversary.

The plastic pair says there was interest a series covering their split from British TV network ITV, so they dropped some cash to move their act to Costa Rica.

But that fell through, so they called off the divorce. Naturally.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt claim they've blown $10 million and are behind $2 million in taxes, considering filing for bankruptcy and have no place to live.

While we don't believe anything the gruesome twosome says, that music "career" had to be a huge financial disaster, and 120 plastic surgeries can't be cheap.

"We were immature, worrying too much about [fame] instead of the business part," Spencer tells Life & Style, which likely paid for the right to speak to him.

Terrible Tandem

BROKE AS A JOKE? We're not buying it. If Speidi's out of cash, where did he get that sweet staff? It doesn't add up, people. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have spent any money. We should have been low-key and saved ... I've looked into bankruptcy and unemployment checks."

If Spencer Pratt gets an unemployment check, we're moving to Canada.

Heidi and Spencer never imagined The Hills wouldn't still be successful four years after its 2006 debut, which is absurd, since that's actually a long run.

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Just a month after calling off her fake divorce from Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag is just gushing about the man she married and plans on keeping forever.

In Las Vegas to host the Pure Nightclub Halloween party last night, the surgically enhanced reality star put to rest any doubts that Speidi will last.

"It's been a long summer, but we are together," Montag told the Las Vegas Review-Journal, "I'm so excited to be in Vegas and to have our friends there."

Reunited and it Feels So Disgusting

Wait ... Speidi has friends somehow? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

No word if the reunited Hills couple wore matching costumes, as Heidi Montag wanted her outfit to be a "surprise" but promised a "super cute-sexy" one.

She will also stay clear of gambling on her trip, saying, "I definitely don't have enough money to gamble. In this economy, I'm keeping every penny."

Guess that eliminates the chance of helping her mom out.

Not only is her marriage back on track, Montag loves her new figure after umpteen plastic surgeries: "I'm definitely feeling the best I've ever felt."

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Tower 69: Malibu Beach Patrol Featuring 3-D Boobs. A classic in the making.

That's the name of the movie Spencer Pratt was filming during his fake estrangement from Heidi Montag. Yes, we're serious, even if we can't believe he is.

In a very unofficial-looking trailer, Pratt presents his magnum opus, which appears to star his friend Cougar Zank and contains some environmental themes.

At least we think so. It's hard to say much of anything conclusively ...

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Spencer Pratt issued a profound apology to his lifetime love.

He and Heidi Montag heartwarmingly reunited on the beach.

Now, she's formally filed to call off their divorce, marking the final step. Who would have ever seen reconciliation this coming, and being milked so hard.

Calling Off the Divorce

Speidi just paved the way for decades of this. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

In moving to dismiss their divorce papers, Heidi Montag proved that her boobs may collapse in the face of gravity, but their marriage won't in the face of adversity.

"As far as I'm concerned, the last thing in the world after everything we have just been through is to go through with this divorce," Montag wrote on her Twitter.

"But we are just taking life second by second."

Good to see that their recent rough patch, which included a fake separation, relocation to Costa Rica and sex tape negotiation, has been weathered for good.

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Newly clean-shaven and with a new outlook on life, a fresh-faced Spencer Pratt spent a quiet day at the beach yesterday with his adoring wife, Heidi Montag.

And their favorite photographer, of course. Never leave home without him.

The couple appeared to be relaxed, in love and totally natural in how they frolicked at the edge of the sea in Malibu. It's enough to bring a tear to your eye:

Floatation Device

Spencer Pratt deeply loves his wife. And knows he'll be safe from any rip currents if he holds onto those flotation devices. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Following their separation, filing for divorce, exile in Costa Rica and sex tape drama, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back together and in good spirits. Faking all that drama can be stressful, but they weathered the storm. It's inspirational.

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Spencer Pratt has finally lost it. His beard, that is.

The celebrity gossip mainstay bid farewell to his flesh-colored facial hair Tuesday, which is a shame, as his mountain man look was really starting to grow on us.

Still, these are the things people do for their wives. Spencer Pratt ditched the beard "in honor of things working out between my wife Heidi Montag and myself."

The Beard

Spencer Pratt dabbled in homelessness, but is back to his old self. BTW, dude behind him could lose some weight. Nice moobs. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The former MTV reality star commemorated the occasion with a YouTube video that's actually somewhat amusing. He jokes that he had grand ambitions of corporate sponsorship for the shaving, but that he was deemed "off brand." LOL.

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Despite filing divorce papers and taking a (relative) hiatus from the public eye earlier this summer, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not actually splitting up.

We told you so, and thank goodness.

After separating in May, rumors of a Heidi Montag sex tape preceded the plastic pair's "reunion" in Costa Rica this month. But they never really split, you see.

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Looks like Speidi's divorce is off. Was it ever on? [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

The gruesome twosome were secretly living together all summer, Radar Online reports, and naturally left their rental house in Malibu in a state of disrepair.

"Heidi and Spencer made some very expensive upgrades to the house, without the owner’s permission,” a source close to the situation told the gossip site.

Speidi miraculously stayed out of sight very well for a bit, before returning with hilarious, staged photo shoots like the ones above, celebrating her birthday.

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When you think about it, it's hard to blame the Avon Walk For Breast Cancer for trying to distance itself from two of the biggest, fakest boobs around.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made an appearance at the event Sunday, but the organization wants to tactfully make clear it didn't ask them to.

While the reality (and possible sex tape) stars posed for photos in official Avon paraphernalia, a rep for the breast cancer organization said this:

Walking For the Cure (and Publicity)

WALKING FOR THE ATTENTION CURE: If there's one thing Speidi cares deeply about, it's constant publicity curing cancer. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"While Heidi and Spencer did not participate officially in the Avon Walk and were not there in any official capacity, we do appreciate their support of the cause."

It's not untrue. Sources say Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did not walk the course, but merely showed up at the start, posed for said photos and then split.

For his part, Pratt's rep says the gruesome twosome "lost a mutual friend to Breast Cancer" and "neither Heidi or Spencer would've missed the event."

"It's a cause they both care deeply about."

Almost as they care about publicity. Almost.

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Spencer Pratt apparently told the truth for once when he said he was arrested yesterday in Costa Rica for felony possession of a firearm. Explosive stuff!

Pratt, who issued a profound apology to wife Heidi Montag last week, was busted for firearm on his way back to the U.S. He was cited and then released.

Spencer claims he was on his way out of the country when he was arrested. He says he turned over the weapons and signed a confession with the local DA.

Dogging It

DOGGONE IT: Spencer Pratt, seen here picking up puppies in Costa Rica a few weeks ago, just got popped for packing heat. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

An arresting document from Costa Rica confirms Pratt was arrested, charged, prosecuted and found guilty. Couldn't have been that bad, as he's a free man.

The name of Heidi Montag is on there, as well, as "spouse." His listed occupation? "Actor." Given the stunts he's pulled, that may not be too big a stretch.

He issued this bizarre statement to TMZ regarding the arrest:

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