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Hey, if you've ever watched The Hills and heard some of the things that come out of Heidi Montag's mouth, that much probably wasn't assumed.

Heidi Montag and her devil-boyfriend fiance Spencer Pratt, a.k.a. America's Most Hated, were spotted catching a flight out of LAX airport on Thursday.

Apparently, Heidi Montag felt like enhancing her nose brain, delving into The Art of War by Sun Tzu, an Asian philosopher.

Perhaps this dissertation on warfare, military strategy and history will prepare her for some hectic cat fights with former pal and roomie Lauren Conrad.

Ever the gentleman - he's a regular Daimon Shippen, only less good looking and soulless - Spencer Pratt went out of his way to carry Heidi's fake boobs bag.

Meanwhile, some passersby at LAX probably wished they could wrap a plastic bag around Spencer Pratt's head and deprive him of oxygen. Or is that just us?

Earlier in the week, the celebrity gossip mainstays was spotted out and about at an ice cream shop. Of course, Heidi Montag had, like, no idea there were cameras around! OMG!

As usual, The Hills' Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made sure they were photographed wherever their phony, lame adventures took them.

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The Tony Parker - Eva Longoria wedding extravaganza was perhaps the most notable event of the weekend in terms of pure celebrity news.

But in honor of Saturday's date, 07-07-07, our friends at TMZ created their own seven wonders of the world - and they're too good not to share.

From the walking train wreck that is Britney Spears to Spencer and Heidi's fake relationship to the glory that is Greasy Bear, behold the 7 Wonders of Celebrity Gossip ...

Nicole Richie's Pregnancy
Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole simply decided to ingest food? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny one was pregnant - or eating for a change. Turns out Nicole - ever the trendsetter - is going to be the first mom among the worthless young Hollywood set.

Matthew McConaughey's Missing Shirt
For months now, Matthew McConaughey has wandered the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where could the shirt have gone? And does anyone object to its absence?

Lindsay Lohan's Driving Skillz
Disaster seems to strike whenever Lindsay Lohan is behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all. Besides into the pants of A.J. Lamas, of course.

The Britney Spears Train Wreck-a-Thon
First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry Kevin Federline and the ensuing divorce. Then the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The umbrella rage incident. The panty-free partying. The rehab. The post-rehab. The propensity for getting naked ... and on and on and on and ...

Brandon Davis' Oily Sheen
Despite being an heir with infinite cash, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis can't seem to stop sweating. Brother Jason Davis, a.k.a. "Gummi Bear," almost looks normal by comparison.

The Heidi Montag - Spencer Pratt "Relationship"
Spencer Pratt and Heidi's new fake boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to at least 20. The obnoxious, obviously conniving Pratt even convinced a girl to marry him. Talk about defining the dumb blonde stereotype. Ugh. Just give us Lauren Conrad.

The Lack of Underwear in Los Angeles, California
Apparently there are no Victoria's Secrets in L.A. That or some fraternity pledge is frequently raiding the underwear drawers of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and company. How else do you explain the deluge of crotch shot and nipple slip photos?

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Spencer Pratt is the most hated man in the world of The Hollywood Gossip.

Joel Madden is inching up the rankings, however, especially when he impregnates an underweight alien Nicole Richie.

So who do celebrity gossip fans root for when these two morons tussle? It's no longer a hypothetical question after a recent argument at a Beverly Hills hotel.

According to TMZ, Mr. Nicole Richie allegedly stormed over to Pratt's table, where he was lunching with Heidi Montag and screamed, "you've been talking s**t about my girl!" before Madden - who was there Richie - had to be forcibly separated and removed.

Spencer Pratt and Joel Madden recently got into a fight. And Heidi Montag probably called celebrity news outlets to guarantee coverage of the event.

The one and only Spencer Pratt himself said: "It all stems from an interview in Details ages ago where I was misquoted, calling Nicole a skinny bitch. It's all a misunderstanding. I've always thought she's a really nice girl and I wouldn't call her that."

Hey, Joel: we've called Nicole far worse names than that. What are you gonna about it, huh? Get in a fight with another pathetic loser from The Hills? We're sure Jason Wahler is up for some fisticuffs.

Pratt, meanwhile, needs to not throw stones (i.e. skinny bitch taunts) when he lives in a glass house (i.e. dates a skinny bitch named Heidi Montag).

We'd like to stick a drunk Sean Stewart on each of these spoiled punks.

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Ah, the glory that is Spencer Pratt. The slimy one's ambition love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds, and his greed passion for life is incomparable.

Sitting at a cafe next to his plastic fiance, have successfully engineered a staged engagement as a publicity stunt, Spencer Pratt can't help but dream about his future with Miss Montag... or the money he can make off it.

As for Heidi Montag herself, she's got things on her mind as well. Not too many at one time - an airhead can only process so much - but she's got big dreams of her own, people.

The former roomie and BFF of Lauren Conrad has been there, done that when it comes to getting plastic surgery, preening for the cameras, saying "like" every other word and strutting around for "spontaneous" bikini photos.

What Heidi Montag she really wants is her own nude Playboy spread.

Hey, if Amanda Beard nude can instantly become the talk of the Hollywood Gossip world, imagine what kind of buzz a buck naked Heidi could generate: The Hills uncovered!

Whether we actually get to see this or not remains to be seen. But there's little doubt that the celebrity gossip world's most hated couple is thinking about it.

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Boobs. Nose. Bikini photos. Engagement.

Looks like everything about Heidi Montag is fake!

Speidi Pic

It's not altogether shocking, as recent cutesy pictures of the two of them hardly look natural, but a new report verifies that the pics of Montag and her "fiance" Spencer Pratt - as well as their engagement - are contrived.

Moreover, the couple is profiting handsomely. Which is ironic, in a way, as it's the only thing handsome about them. That Spencer Pratt is one ugly son of a ...

Anyway. In a case of one celebrity gossip source spying on another, audio and video evidence has surfaced of the "set up" The Hills couple is doing to make themselves household names.

"They won't be walking down the aisle," says an insider. "But they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course."

Wow. And we thought Heidi ditching Lauren Conrad as a friend, then clinging back on to her when the cameras started to roll again was shameless.

Follow this link for the full story of the supposedly fabricated engagement and more pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ...

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It was only a matter of time.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose engagement has been public for all of 18 hours or so, were amazingly spotted frolicking in a swimming pool and acting all cute for the cameras.

Funny how these Heidi and Spencer pics seem to just pop up whenever the slimy wannabe star feels like he wants to be in the news. Her fake boobs are something else, don't get us wrong - but the onslaught of staged photos makes us nauseous.

We're sure you know the feeling. So take a minute to enjoy, and be disgusted by this latest "spontaneous" photo shoot featuring the stars of MTV's smash, The Hills.

No word on whether Lauren Conrad has texted Heidi her congratulations yet. But if she happens to come to our celebrity gossip site and see these pics, she'll probably be too sick to her stomach to pick up her beloved Blackberry.

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Spencer Pratt has promised to honor, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish a pair of fake boobs for as long as they both shall live.

And if Heidi Montag wants to stick around, too, so be it.

Fake Boobs on Display

That's right, folks, everyone's least favorite couple is engaged. So, good news, Tameka Foster: you're no longer the most hated fiancee on the planet.

The Hills stars, whose controversial courtship was chronicled last season on the hit MTV reality series, have been dating for just eight months.

According to a source, Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with a bended-knee proposal. An eyewitness at the store tells Us Magazine: "She was trying on tons of them and they looked really happy!"

Now the pair can plant rumors of a Lauren Conrad sex tape together through old age.

Pratt and Montag have been too busy preening for staged pictures to set a date, but we'll let you know as soon as one is announced. We don't know for sure if Audrina Patridge will be invited, but we can say this with certainty:

Francois-Henri Pinault is no longer the most well-known fiance within the world of celebrity gossip world. Sorry, man.

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Presumably, like Laguna Beach graduate Talan Torriero and Nicole Scherzinger, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag enjoy riding one another.

Apparently, though, they're enjoying another ride even more - the one that makes them household names despite their lack of redeeming qualities.

Gimme Kiss!

If you thought the bikini photos of her frolicking on the beach were cheesy, or if you thought his campaign to free Paris Hilton was the last you'd hear of him for awhile… you don't give Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt enough credit.

Wearing matching turquoise tops, The Hills power couple was out for a day of fun and staged photos at the Santa Monica Pier Thursday. Spencer got a photographer to catch Heidi and himself in a completely spontaneous moment of fun once again. What are the odds? 

The looks on their faces say it all. Heidi Montag wants so badly to be an actress and look the part - blonde, beautiful, fun and oh-so-scared of a roller coaster's plunge! OMG! Yay!!

Spencer Pratt, meanwhile, is flat-out loving every second of his brief time in the spotlight and coming up with new PR schemes to get famous as we speak. He's so focused, he can't even open his eyes.

As for Heidi's new fake boobs? Well, they just aren't used to the rapid movements of a herky-jerky amusement park ride. They didn't sign up for this!

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If you know anything about Spencer Pratt, you know he has never been one to shy away from a PR-generating, attention-grabbing scheme.

It's not surprising, then, that the dirtbag villain from The Hills has joined the lame Free Paris bandwagon with a "Free Paris" MySpace page.

Two Dumbasses

The pseudo-celeb told told Us Weekly that when he's not frolicking on the beach in staged photos with plastic girlfriend Heidi Montag, he's been leading the fight to free Paris Hilton.

Just about anything makes for a better cause than that. Even convincing Heidi to get a boob job.

But Spencer Pratt is all about publicity.

"I've always thought the punishment should fit the crime," says the repulsive Spencer.

"[Paris Hilton] has changed her image dramatically over the last couple years. Now she's such a good role model and a smart businesswoman. So it's a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail. She should get probation with community service, but no way should she be put in jail with real criminals."

Spencer Pratt claims that once 100,000 supporters sign his online petition he will take up the harlot's plight with Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa.

Good luck with that.

Speaking of people reinventing their image, Spencer Pratt is looking to go from a reputation as the slimy guy in the gold chains who masterminded Heidi ending her BFF-ship with Lauren Conrad to being only nutcase crazy enough to lend support to a slutty, spoiled DUI offender.

Terrific. Again, isn't there a better cause out there? Like freeing Sean Preston?

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Frolicking in the surf.

Play-fighting. Making out.

A Speidi Smooch

Showing off her new boob job from every possible angle.

Clearly, in case you didn't know by now, Heidi Montag loves attention - and will go to great lengths to get it along with her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.

A new batch of Heidi Montag pics have surfaced, and in them, she and Pratt act like they're having a great time on the beach - completely unbeknownst to anyone else, of course.

In reality, though, The Hills' most nauseating couple might as well have been standing there mugging for the damn camera.

Hell, Spencer Pratt probably paid some dude to show up and take these clearly-staged shots. Friggin' loser.

Would you put it past a guy who appeared in a Kevin Federline video?

We wouldn't. All we have to say is that we're glad some reality TV stars, such as Heidi's ex-BFF Lauren Conrad, don't resort to such annoying means to thrust themselves into the spotlight.

For more on the complete waste of oxygen that is Spencer Pratt, and to see more of his girlfriend's expensive new body, follow this link for more Heidi Montag bikini photos ...

Spencer Pratt Biography

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape
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