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And you think you've seen it all.

Some spontaneous, all-natural Heidi Montag bikini pictures have surfaced on the Internets. We never saw this coming. The girl keeps such a low profile!

It's good to see that Heidi Montag and her totally awesome boyfriend (or future husband?), Brody Jenner's ex-pal Spencer Pratt have finally decided to allow photos of themselves to be taken. Really, you two are too gorgeous to remain hidden from the public.

Please take a long look at the photos of Heidi Montag in a bikini below. As you can see, Spencer Pratt is doing exactly that as he pushes his "fiancee" on  a surfboard and inspects that surgically-enhanced booty thoroughly.

Also, note her "Girls Gone Wild" bikini. Emblazoned on the ass of a girl desperately pleading for attention, the name of Joe Francis' video empire certainly seems appropriate in this pic.

Surely he would agree, but he probably too busy trying to avoid being violated in prison to comment on anything regarding The Hills at this time.

So, to sum up, it's the same old "yes, we are really happy couple - we're not just publicity crazed brats posing for the cameras" (no they're not, and yes they are) "water sports" photo shoot - only with a new bikini and a new activity (surfing).

Hope you enjoyed. And have joined the unofficial Lauren Conrad fan club.

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Thankfully, their "secrets" for staying in shape are pretty simple.

Work out. There, you're done. Everybody got that? Alright, as long as we're clear. Ah, yes, the minds of Spencer and Heidi something to behold.

In an exclusive video that Spencer Pratt absolutely didn't pay anyone to film, Us Weekly shows The Hills star toning that surgically enhanced, sexy body in rigorous workouts with trainer John Damon.

Not to be confused with Yankees outfielder Johnny Damon, a teammate of Alex Rodriguez, John Damon said that plastic surgery power-walking and occasional kickboxing weren't giving Heidi the body she desired. That was before he got a hold of her.

Three months and six weekly hour-plus gym dates per week later, Heidi Montag says in the new issue of Us Weekly, "I'm more lean and my muscles are defined!"

In the video, which we highly recommend you go watch via the link above, John Damon (who, seriously, must have taken a bribe) gushes about Spencer Pratt and his bubbly girlfriend, who show up right on time - and send flowers if they can't make a workout!

It's a disgusting love-fest that's very painful to watch. Yet we can't stop.

In short, their secret to staying in shape is... to work out. Brilliant. We suggest you now check out a much cuter pair of Hills stars - Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port!

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Yes, it's true. * tear * Reality TV stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt have ended their friendship of more than 10 years, an inside source reveals.

"It's been messy," a well-placed insider tells Perez Hilton.

Absolute Tools

Not surprisingly for anyone who watches MTV's hit show The Hills, the lovely Lauren Conrad is supposedly at the center of the rift between these former best friends.

In Season Two, Heidi Montag began dating the slimy Pratt, and his pal Jenner was thus introduced to Heidi's then-BFF, Lauren.

Briefly, Lauren and Brody dated, while Heidi and LC saw their friendship deteriorate as she became closer to the manipulative Spencer, who she is now engaged to.

Just so you're all caught up.

Sources say Spencer Pratt, the weasel who was working as Jenner's "manager" and who supposedly masterminded Jenner's brief courtship of Nicole Richie, has ended their friendship because he "feels betrayed" by Brody.

Yes, Spencer is said to be furious that Brody Jenner is spending time with LC again and says it is just so that he can be on the upcoming third season of The Hills.

This from a guy who appears in staged photos with his fake-looking fiancee every time you turn around. Good riddance, Spencer. Good man, Brody. Hope the hand feels better.

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Thanks to People for these notes from the world of celebrity romance ...

  • Sacha Baron Cohen and his pregnant, longtime girlfriend Isla Fisher were spotted eating dinner with two male companions at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. The couple talked and laughed for hours with their meal. At one point, Fisher got up and sat on Sacha Baron Cohen's lap.
  • The sexy The Girl Next Door, 24 and Captivity actress Elisha Cuthbert and her hockey player boyfriend, Sean Avery, partied it up at Hyde and looked "really sweet together," holding hands, according to an observer. The pair shared a drink as they chatted up friends and each other.

  • On hand to help friend Justin Timberlake, who was hosting the opening of his N.Y. City restaurant Southern Hospitality, Lance Bass made time for another important guy in his life... new boyfriend Pedro Andrade. Once inside the eatery, Lance Bass and his new beau took a seat near Timberlake, chowing down on biscuits and fried onion rings while chatting up one another.
  • Actress Brittany Murphy and her new husband, thief / con-artist screenwriter Simon Monjack, kept close company during a screening of the film Love and Other Disasters - which stars Brittany Murphy - as part of Los Angeles' Outfest.
  • The Hills stars, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, enjoyed a sunny lunch at Mogan's Café in the Pacific Palisades after returning from Miami Fashion Week. "They were relaxing, enjoying some time together," a source said, adding, "Heidi has been busy recording some songs with David Foster."

Suckin' Face

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Spencer Pratt loves fiancee Heidi Montag.

That new boob job may have a little something to do with it.

Cheers to a Fake Relationship

Whatever the appeal is, Spencer has hitting the town with his alleged future bride - and videotaping Heidi's every move! Smile, ladies!

TMZ was on Robertson Boulevard Monday as the PDA-prone, painfully annoying brats from The Hills went on a "spontaneous" shopping spree, with the smarmy Spencer Pratt whipping out his ... videocamera to record the day's festivities.

After dropping some major coin at Lisa Kline, Sky, Kitson and a sunglasses store, Heidi and Spencer hoofed it back to the the Ivy to get their car.

Luckily, at that point, Spencer Pratt stopped taping for a few minutes so that the couple could field questions about their upcoming wedding.

"There's no rush," said Pratt.

A clearly delusional Heidi Montag added that her greasy, always-smirking man is "better looking" than David Beckham, adding Pratt is "a better boyfriend, I bet, too."

Huh? Sure thing, Heidi. Never mind that, for all their strangeness, David has been married to Victoria Beckham for many years and has three kids by her - and that they're actually one of the more stable celebrity couples out there.

Point being, the former BFF of Lauren Conrad isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Ironically, however, Spencer Pratt is absolutely the biggest tool in it.

No word on if Spencer picked up the camcorder again later that night for a more intimate recording. We're talking about a Heidi Montag sex tape. Hey, anything goes for publicity and money, right? Would you put it past these two conniving weasels?

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Hey, if you've ever watched The Hills and heard some of the things that come out of Heidi Montag's mouth, that much probably wasn't assumed.

Heidi Montag and her devil-boyfriend fiance Spencer Pratt, a.k.a. America's Most Hated, were spotted catching a flight out of LAX airport on Thursday.

Apparently, Heidi Montag felt like enhancing her nose brain, delving into The Art of War by Sun Tzu, an Asian philosopher.

Perhaps this dissertation on warfare, military strategy and history will prepare her for some hectic cat fights with former pal and roomie Lauren Conrad.

Ever the gentleman - he's a regular Daimon Shippen, only less good looking and soulless - Spencer Pratt went out of his way to carry Heidi's fake boobs bag.

Meanwhile, some passersby at LAX probably wished they could wrap a plastic bag around Spencer Pratt's head and deprive him of oxygen. Or is that just us?

Earlier in the week, the celebrity gossip mainstays was spotted out and about at an ice cream shop. Of course, Heidi Montag had, like, no idea there were cameras around! OMG!

As usual, The Hills' Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made sure they were photographed wherever their phony, lame adventures took them.

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The Tony Parker - Eva Longoria wedding extravaganza was perhaps the most notable event of the weekend in terms of pure celebrity news.

But in honor of Saturday's date, 07-07-07, our friends at TMZ created their own seven wonders of the world - and they're too good not to share.

From the walking train wreck that is Britney Spears to Spencer and Heidi's fake relationship to the glory that is Greasy Bear, behold the 7 Wonders of Celebrity Gossip ...

Nicole Richie's Pregnancy
Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole simply decided to ingest food? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny one was pregnant - or eating for a change. Turns out Nicole - ever the trendsetter - is going to be the first mom among the worthless young Hollywood set.

Matthew McConaughey's Missing Shirt
For months now, Matthew McConaughey has wandered the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where could the shirt have gone? And does anyone object to its absence?

Lindsay Lohan's Driving Skillz
Disaster seems to strike whenever Lindsay Lohan is behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all. Besides into the pants of A.J. Lamas, of course.

The Britney Spears Train Wreck-a-Thon
First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry Kevin Federline and the ensuing divorce. Then the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The umbrella rage incident. The panty-free partying. The rehab. The post-rehab. The propensity for getting naked ... and on and on and on and ...

Brandon Davis' Oily Sheen
Despite being an heir with infinite cash, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis can't seem to stop sweating. Brother Jason Davis, a.k.a. "Gummi Bear," almost looks normal by comparison.

The Heidi Montag - Spencer Pratt "Relationship"
Spencer Pratt and Heidi's new fake boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to at least 20. The obnoxious, obviously conniving Pratt even convinced a girl to marry him. Talk about defining the dumb blonde stereotype. Ugh. Just give us Lauren Conrad.

The Lack of Underwear in Los Angeles, California
Apparently there are no Victoria's Secrets in L.A. That or some fraternity pledge is frequently raiding the underwear drawers of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and company. How else do you explain the deluge of crotch shot and nipple slip photos?

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Spencer Pratt is the most hated man in the world of The Hollywood Gossip.

Joel Madden is inching up the rankings, however, especially when he impregnates an underweight alien Nicole Richie.

So who do celebrity gossip fans root for when these two morons tussle? It's no longer a hypothetical question after a recent argument at a Beverly Hills hotel.

According to TMZ, Mr. Nicole Richie allegedly stormed over to Pratt's table, where he was lunching with Heidi Montag and screamed, "you've been talking s**t about my girl!" before Madden - who was there Richie - had to be forcibly separated and removed.

Spencer Pratt and Joel Madden recently got into a fight. And Heidi Montag probably called celebrity news outlets to guarantee coverage of the event.

The one and only Spencer Pratt himself said: "It all stems from an interview in Details ages ago where I was misquoted, calling Nicole a skinny bitch. It's all a misunderstanding. I've always thought she's a really nice girl and I wouldn't call her that."

Hey, Joel: we've called Nicole far worse names than that. What are you gonna about it, huh? Get in a fight with another pathetic loser from The Hills? We're sure Jason Wahler is up for some fisticuffs.

Pratt, meanwhile, needs to not throw stones (i.e. skinny bitch taunts) when he lives in a glass house (i.e. dates a skinny bitch named Heidi Montag).

We'd like to stick a drunk Sean Stewart on each of these spoiled punks.

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Ah, the glory that is Spencer Pratt. The slimy one's ambition love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds, and his greed passion for life is incomparable.

Sitting at a cafe next to his plastic fiance, have successfully engineered a staged engagement as a publicity stunt, Spencer Pratt can't help but dream about his future with Miss Montag... or the money he can make off it.

As for Heidi Montag herself, she's got things on her mind as well. Not too many at one time - an airhead can only process so much - but she's got big dreams of her own, people.

The former roomie and BFF of Lauren Conrad has been there, done that when it comes to getting plastic surgery, preening for the cameras, saying "like" every other word and strutting around for "spontaneous" bikini photos.

What Heidi Montag she really wants is her own nude Playboy spread.

Hey, if Amanda Beard nude can instantly become the talk of the Hollywood Gossip world, imagine what kind of buzz a buck naked Heidi could generate: The Hills uncovered!

Whether we actually get to see this or not remains to be seen. But there's little doubt that the celebrity gossip world's most hated couple is thinking about it.

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Boobs. Nose. Bikini photos. Engagement.

Looks like everything about Heidi Montag is fake!

Speidi Pic

It's not altogether shocking, as recent cutesy pictures of the two of them hardly look natural, but a new report verifies that the pics of Montag and her "fiance" Spencer Pratt - as well as their engagement - are contrived.

Moreover, the couple is profiting handsomely. Which is ironic, in a way, as it's the only thing handsome about them. That Spencer Pratt is one ugly son of a ...

Anyway. In a case of one celebrity gossip source spying on another, audio and video evidence has surfaced of the "set up" The Hills couple is doing to make themselves household names.

"They won't be walking down the aisle," says an insider. "But they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course."

Wow. And we thought Heidi ditching Lauren Conrad as a friend, then clinging back on to her when the cameras started to roll again was shameless.

Follow this link for the full story of the supposedly fabricated engagement and more pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ...