Fans of The Hills know that Spencer Pratt has some in-law drama of his own (see Montag, Holly - more on that later today), but someone's got it worse.

Seen here at Sunday's MTV VMAs, the reality TV villain found a bit of common ground with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz - and let him know about it:

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You knew it was coming.

Reportedly miffed that John McCain chose a woman (Sarah Palin) for the Republican Vice Presidential nomination whose name is not Heidi Montag, The Hills' villain you love to hate has launched a last-ditch, third-party campaign for President.

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On last night's episode of The Hills, Lauren Conrad started to think things with Doug Reinhardt is fizzling out. We saw that coming big time.

Not because of the show. Just because in real life, Lauren Conrad and Doug Reinhardt were inseparable for like three weeks, then he went MIA.

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Face, that is. As well as in the figurative sense, of course.

Really, who can blame Spencer Pratt for his inability to keep his hands (or mouth) off of Heidi Montag? Sure, she has no original body parts left, or any talent to speak. But dating her has allowed him to make millions!

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Just in case you thought the 10-minute, '80s aerobics-themed music video for "Overdosin'" was the most absurd Heidi Montag news you'd read this week, The Hollywood Gossip is here to inform you that you're very much mistaken.

That was before we got ahold of a sneak peak at their video game. Yes. When she and Spencer Pratt were talking about making one, they were serious!

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Or, as Lauren Conrad says of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, in a line not at all fed to her by executive producer Adam DiVello, "I don't know if it follows them as much as they chase it." So profound, LC. So profound.

On the second episode of The Hills' 4th season, Stephanie Pratt invites Lauren Conrad to her birthday party. That sounds well and good, until we learn Spencer and Heidi are gonna roll, too. Great ready for hectic drama!

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The always-reliable InTouch Weekly has gotten its hands on some interesting gossip (at least if accurate) — how much each star of The Hills get paid!

Who knows if this is accurate, but if it is, man, Speidi is getting rich off this. Multiply the top three figures on this list by 18 episodes and you've got seven-figure salaries. And that's not even counting their absurd staged photos!

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Spencer Pratt Biography

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss
The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape