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In a surprising twist, this week's episode of The Hills focused almost entirely on LC and Whitney's jobs and responsibilities at Teen Vogue, and did not feature Heidi Montag on screen for a second. Episode of the year nominee, anyone?

With the all-important Fashion Week right around the corner, Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad were sent New York City by their boss, Lisa Love, to discuss the party-planning for a magazine bash at Teen Vogue's Manhattan HQ.

Upon arriving in the Big Apple, Whitney Port learns she will be all alone giving the big presentation to the management team - Team Whitney! - while LC is sent off to assist at a Marc Jacobs model casting session across town.

In front of the Teen Vogue brain trust, Whitney Port is sweating bullets in her hot dress (which raises eyebrows) as she attempts to explain her plan for the big bash to the executives, who keep throwing her harder questions she wasn't planning on! Whitney holds her own, but it's tough out there in the corporate world.

But our girl pulls through, and upon reuniting with Lauren at the hotel, learns that Lauren met Marc Jacobs himself. Like, OMG. Perhaps more impressively, she left the event without getting any guys' numbers, unlike the previous model casting event (during which she met a young fellow named Gavin Beasley).

Meanwhile, back in SoCal, Frankie Delgado tells Spencer Pratt to stop being such a little bitch (our words, not his) and call Brody Jenner to end their dude feud.

It turns out Spencer does call, but it's Brody Jenner who wants nothing to do with him. LC tells Brody how she doesn't want to be responsible for the boys' break-up, but Brody assures her it's his decision not to patch things up with Spencer. Nice.

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We dislike the nickname Speidi for Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, but when the biggest tool in Hollywood goes out and physically dresses up as Spider-Man, well, we have no choice but to run with it. You gotta love Halloween.

Heidi Montag and "fiance" Spencer Pratt made their way to a friend's (yes, they have one) Halloween party near Santa Monica Sunday, dressed in full costume.

Heidi went as The Little Mermaid (oddly conservative - since when does this girl turn down an easy opportunity for bikini photos to show off those huge breasts), while Spencer donned a Spider-Man outfit. Tobey Maguire better watch out!

Speidi (Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag): Horrific Halloween happiness.

We've gotta hand it to them on this, though. When asked whose Halloween party they were going to, the couple jokingly replied, 'Britney Spears.'"

We can't imagine the "treats" handed out at that party. Snickers and crystal meth for all! Anyway, happy Heidi-ween! Click here for more pics of Heidi and Spencer.

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As we reported back on October 11, there is evidence in recent photos of The Hills that prove the "reality" show is a sham. And we're not just talking about Heidi Montag's plastic surgery-enhanced rack (or her engagement ring).

No, her relationship with Spencer Pratt (and singing career and apartment and job) aren't the only fake things on the hit reality show. The show is fake in and of itself. A stunning revelation here at The Hollywood Gossip.

So great is the evidence that a rep for MTV was forced to comment on photos of Heidi and Spencer at LAX... where he drops her off to go see her folks, then picks her up... a few minutes and one outfit change later! Smooth, guys.

Heidi and Spencer at LAX

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: A joyful, entirely bogus reunion.

BUSTED! While there's no denying it, MTV issued a statement that "This was a pickup shot for continuity that in no way affected the story line."

While this may be more or less true, they could do a better job hiding obvious fakery such as this. Or Lauren Conrad's changing fingernail colors. Or Spencer's mysterious disappearing, reappearing facial hair. What a douche.

In closing, all we have to say is ... Team Whitney Port!

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Enough with the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors, already.

It's time for out girl LC to get out there and date someone.

Assault Weapons Ban

That said, what better place to get started than at a male model casting event at Teen Vogue. Working with Whitney Port, that's where Lauren Conrad met at model named Gavin - a guy she remembers she actually met before, at a similar event, and tried to set up with Heidi Montag. It's, like, a small world.

He asks Lauren Conrad out and she accepts. OMG!

At LC's place, Lauren "Lo" Bosworth and Audrina Patridge are excited about meeting Gavin. Lo says: "How fun! I love passing judgement on people!"

There's your quote of the night on The Hills, people.

The scene of the meet-up? Gavin joins Lauren, Whitney, Audrina and Lo at a beach BBQ at Brody Jenner's pad. Brody grills Gavin as gavin grills up burgers. This guy is clearly a little jealous of the new guy taking LC out on dates.

On the beach, Brody tells Lauren Conrad that Gavin is a nice guy, but a little bit boring. For LC's part, she's having fun, yet doesn't act too interested in Gavin.

Think Lauren Conrad is still a little hung up on Brody Jenner perhaps?

Lauren and Gavin go on a date to a sushi restaurant and it goes, like, okay, but just okay. On her way home, Lauren Conrad calls Brody Jenner to tell him he's right - Gavin was a bit boring. LC asks if he wants to come over and watch a movie. He asks which one. She says, "Does it matter?" OMG!

In gigantic tool news, Spencer Pratt continues to struggle with time constraints thrust upon him by Heidi Montag having an actual job. Every time Heidi must leave for a work commitment, Spencer acts legitimately put out.

Watching this guy, you just want to laugh... and simultaneously bludgeon his face and all its mysterious disappearing facial hair.

He's gotta be completely making this $h!t up for the sake of ratings. No guy actually cares about anniversaries... especially when they can't even buy a real engagement - or tell their parents they're engaged. Good riddance.

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Fans know that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are such a hot couple, they set the entire celebrity gossip world ablaze. Okay not at all. But they did combat a real fire this weekend, according to - who else - Spencer and Heidi.

The reality TV couple talked to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM morning show Monday about being trapped by fire Sunday afternoon near their home.

Frozen Yogurt Date

After Heidi Montag ran to call 911, she grabbed the garden hose and the couple tried to contain the fire. Someone cast these two on Heroes.

Montag recounts, "Spencer was literally down there putting out the fire and I was screaming at him ‘Come back here, the firemen are coming!!'"

"It was her and I putting out the fire with the hose," Spencer Pratt tells Ryan Seacrest. "Until the firemen got there. They were fast."

As the firemen arrived and the fire continue to creep up on the surrounding houses, the couple was told to "get out of here." For many reasons.

"The fire is out now," Pratt told Seacrest.

Two theories:

  1. This story is entirely made up.
  2. Heidi and Spencer started the fire themselves after watching the news and hearing about the Malibu fires threatening that community, which is home to many celebrities. Would you put it past these media whores?

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Wow, you don't say! It's really a toss-up whether there are more Heidi Montag bikini photos than Britney Spears upskirt pics floating around out there.

Seriously, we've never anything like seen this before! The Hills' Heidi Montag is seen here reportedly films the music video to her new single Wednesday on a Malibu beach - with "fiance" Spencer Pratt doing the filming.

The couple supposedly wanted to save a little money on having a real music video produced, so Spencer Pratt took control of the camera. If nothing else, Spencer and Heidi had a fun afternoon filming scenes at the beach. How nice.

As usual, a celebrity photo agency was on hand to make sure dozens upon dozens of pics of Heidi Montag's body and large mouth made their way online.

Follow this link for many, many, many more photos of Heidi Montag posing (with her mouth WIDE open as usual) on the beaches of Southern California.

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What do you know, they're in the news again! Here, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt chow down for a good cause Tuesday at a Los Angeles-area Taco Bell.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt gobble up lunch... and the spotlight.

There to raise awareness for World Hunger Relief Week, The Hills co-star shared another piece of celebrity gossip: Her engagement is a sham website got hacked!

At least she said that's how it went down. After vehemently denying she and Pratt are the source of Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors, Heidi Montag's official website boasted, as of Tuesday morning, a confession that the pair spread the rumors.

That blog was later removed, and Heidi and Spencer again denied that they are responsible for rumors of the alleged LC sex tape. And so The Hills world turns.

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Just in case you were wondering at home: Spencer Pratt wants to be disgustingly rich (possibly even rich enough to buy a real engagement ring) ... but is also content entertaining viewers as reality TV's most hated villain.

"The bottom line is I'm making people react and ultimately not think about that we are in a war in Iraq and are trying to pick leaders," he says in the November issue of Radar magazine. "The Hills is a good breath of fresh air for people. I do not take it a little bit seriously. I'm an entertainer."

Stupid Speidi Picture

What Spencer Pratt does take seriously is his future, however.

"I'm trying to be a billionaire by age 30. Once you find an open market, that's where you can make billions to trillions of dollars," says the vile one.

Acne-riddled reality TV pests don't typically become trillionaires, at least to our knowledge, but you go ahead and believe that, Spencer.

The 24-year-old, best known as the despised fiance of The Hills co-star, Heidi Montag, also admits to political aspirations and tells Radar that while his antics are for show, his love for Montag is the real deal.

"She is an angel, I'm honored to be with her. People don't even know!" Spencer Pratt says of the 20-year-old "singer."

"I'm the new villain, and that's hilarious! It's so cool to be alive ... I would be on reality TV until I am 100. It's the coolest thing."

The talentless hack did not comment on Heidi's website getting hacked. But he did add: "It's cooler to have people come up and be like, 'Spencer Pratt' and know my name, than to be Orlando Bloom, who's famous for being some pirate."

And for a possible hit-and-run in which he allegedly walked away from the scene of a car crash. But that's neither here nor there.

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After a week absence that tested our patience, The Hills girls returned to bring Season 3's rising, soap-opera style tensions to a new high.

  • The subject of this week's drama: Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors.
  • The creator of the rumors (or at least the person bringing them up again, months later): Notorious troublemaker Jen Bunney.

Blame it all on the Bunney, indeed.

Lauren Conrad's fair-weather friend returned to The Hills with a vengeance last night, making that annoying ass pouty face and saying "like" and "um" more times than we can count. And blaming Brody Jenner for spreading those LC sex tape rumors that we thought simmered down months ago.

Of course, to any Hills fan, the theory that Brody Jenner spread sex tape rumors about Lauren Conrad sounds crazy. Where's the motive? This is a guy who won't say a harsh word towards anyone. And his alleged involvement in these rumors is a result of hearsay from - guess who - Heidi Montag.

Yes, Jen Bunney tells Lauren Conrad that Heidi Montag said Brody Jenner made up the rumors. Looks like she's just trying to take the heat off Spencer Pratt.

Traveling the way much celebrity gossip does these days - txt msg, omg - LC gets a message at work that Jen Bunney needs to talk to her. Small talk is not a big part of the equation here, as "Buns" is quick to drop the Lauren Conrad sex tape bomb, so to speak. Poor LC. She's just trying to move on and live her life!

Slightly suspicious of Brody Jenner, Lauren confronts the Prince of Malibu and he skirts the issue, reluctant to admit that he knows Spencer did it. But Lauren starts accusing him and finally he relents, stating that he knows "100 percent for a fact" that the loathsome Spencer Pratt is to blame.

Basically, this whole episode confirmed what we've known for months. You have to love The Hills, people, there's really no show like it.

In other news, Whitney Port was adorable (yet far too sparingly used) at the Teen Vogue offices, while Lauren apologized to Audrina Patridge for being judgmental about Justin Brescia (better known as Justin-Bobby) in Las Vegas.

He had a couple of good lines while shooting pool, although they may have to start giving him subtitles, because he mumbles too much to be understood.

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The Hills' Heidi Montag and her "fiance" Spencer Pratt spent Sunday supporting his friend (yes, he has some) during - what else - a polo match in Santa Barbara.

Spencer took Heidi to the Santa Barbara Polo Club to watch his friend J.W. Hall compete in the Wickenden Cup. Heidi Montag was certainly dressed to the nines... and conveniently, one of those agencies that takes pics of celebrities happened to be there to get America's favorite couple in different spontaneous poses.

The ridiculous pictures below speak for themselves. Here are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag in all their polo-loving glory. Laugh, vomit, snicker and enjoy
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NOTE: There is only one horse's ass in this picture with Heidi Montag.

Spencer Pratt Biography

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape
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