Spencer Pratt is done with reality TV and headline-seeking gimmicks.
LOL. We'll believe that when we see it, but that's what he's claiming.
Instead, "I want to be an FBI agent, or work in homeland security or intelligence," the former Hills star said. "I've given up TV, and would love to be an FBI agent."
FBI MATERIAL? Of course, there's the small matter of Spencer not having his B.A. He says he's just a few credits short of a degree in Political Science from USC.
"Those ads that pop up when you sign on the computer that say, 'Do you want to work for the FBI, all you need is a college degree.' I was like, I don't have that."
"I came so close to getting my degree, that I can't believe I didn't finish. It's going to be really weird to be at school again. I know it will be hard to blend in."
"Just going to the college store with [Heidi Montag] to get my books for summer school was a challenge," he says, expecting us to take this seriously.