Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss

The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser boyfriend, then fiance, then just boyfriend, then fiance again, and officially HUSBAND as of November 20, 2008. Or so we think. It's hard to keep track of their uselesness.

Regardless, because he is so rude, controlling, obnoxious and mind-numbingly annoying, Spencer Pratt has somehow managed to parlay his absurd persona into quasi-fame, banking hundreds of thousands of dollars per season.

Spencer Pratt went to Crossroads School in Santa Monica along with Brody Jenner, Whitney Port, Mary-Kate Olsen and lots of other stars. We're guessing he was a huge tool there.

Spencer Pratt has got some serious acne and bad hair, but he has become pretty big in the celebrity gossip world as the MTV reality show gets even more huge.

On the third season of The Hills, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were set apart from Lauren Conrad's story lines, though they did interact sometimes. On the finale of that season, they decided to call off their fake engagement and go back to being boyfriend and girlfriend again. Seems to have worked out well for them.

In November 2008, Spencer and Heidi allegedly eloped in Mexico. Whether or not that's just a publicity stunt we will later learn is a sham, we can't say. But you can rest assured either way they will be laughing all the way to the bank. Tools. We love you and hate you at the same time.

You see, while Spencer Pratt is a Grade A douchebag and certainly a self-promoting moron, he is not all bad.

At least he knows what he is, unlike other celebrities.

** UPDATE: It's likely part of a publicity scam, but Spencer and Heidi got divorced in 2010.

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape
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