Sofia Vergara recently posted a sexy selfie online that requires no explanation.
Just gaze upon it in all its glory below, and you can thank us (and Sofia) later:
The pic features the star in a pink thong bikini, face-down on a lounge chair by the pool. "Where Keegan Killian and Luis Balaguer can't find me," she wrote.
That would be her assistant and manager, respectively. Sucks to be them?
The provider of so many great Modern Family quotes recently said that she doesn't "smoke or do drugs," but "I drink to have fun ... I just try to live, like, a normal life."
If it involves more Sofia Vergara bikini photos like this, we approve ...