Sienna Miller

Ah, those big sunglasses.

All celebrities seem to have them, and look absolutely absurd wearing them. Some stars, such as the Olsen Twins, look ridiculous no matter what - we will grant you that. But the huge-ass shades, which are sometimes donned even at night (talking to you, J.R. Rotem) make morons out of even the most good-looking stars.

There's no end in sight for this fashion trend, though. That much as blatantly obvious as we take look at four Hollywood stars' sunglasses:

After returning to Los Angeles earlier in the week, a jet-setting Jessica Simpson (top left) gets ready to head back east, possibly to meet up with John Mayer, who sucks. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton (bellow right) manages to go about her business despite getting canned by her own night club, shopping 'til she drops in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Working actress Sienna Miller (top right) clocked in more time at Heathrow Airport in London on Thursday, while the incomparable Britney Spears (bottom left) hit up a Santa Monica beach hotel for some badly-needed R&R. Who's got the most ridiculous shades? Who's outfit needs to be tossed in the trash? You be the judge.

Forget about Sienna Miller nude for a moment. Come on, give it a try.

Instead, let's talk about the diet Jude Law's ex went through in order to shed a few pounds for her role in Factory Girl. We just caught the attention of Nicole Richie, didn't we?

Miller plays Andy Warhol muse Edie Sedgwick in the new film and had to slim her naturally svelte figure down even more to play the late junkie. How did she do it?

"I decided to drink vodka instead of wine because it has fewer calories," Sienna said.

Whoosh! Did you feel that gust of wind? It must've been Kate Bosworth sprinting out to the liquor store. We assume Kate Hudson will be joining her there shortly.

We always knew Sienna Miller was a role model for insanity. Who could've guessed she'd lead the vodka-related weight loss charge, as well?

 

How can T.H. Gossip tell that the nude Sienna Miller sex scene in the upcoming movie Factory Girl is going to be really awesome?

She's worried what her father's going to think about it.

Nevertheless, despite her fears of what the old man might think, Sienna Miller is defending the graphic scene on it's artistic merits.

In other words, this is a movie, not a stupid Dustin Diamond sex tape.

"We wanted to make it realistic and I watched it thinking, 'Oh my God, my dad's going to see it!' And that was going through my head. But it was relevant to the story in that it's a movie about the 1960s, and sex and drugs and rock and roll were a big part of that.

"We didn't want to hold back because it is a real film and it is a gritty film and there was a lot of shocking things and it wouldn't fit in the film if we had an unrealistic sex scene. It was always a bit uncomfortable but I think it was relevant to the story."

It helps that Sienna is no stranger to sex. But usually it's Jude Law that has it with the nanny while Miller plays the scorned one. Although Miller gets that, seeing that all humans are basically f*%king animals anyways.

Regardless, this scene must contain some serious bumping of uglies if Sienna's worried her father won't approve. What could it entail? Some girl on girl action maybe? A lengthy crotch shot accompanied by a dearth of memorable '60s rock hits?

Who knows. One thing is for certain, though -- THIS GUY HERE will be loving it!

Sienna Miller hates Pittsburgh.

Reportedly, she's not a major fan of therapy, either.

Speaking to W magazine, the spoiled actress with the fancy name said she tried a psychologist once, called him a "cow" and has no plans to return. Well, okay then.

Miller also admitted she still cherishes a ring Jude Law gave her and strongly hinted she hopes to rekindle their romance. Everyone at The Hollywood Gossip certain hopes these two get back together, as well.

They're more entertaining than a year's worth of Travis Barker/Shanna Moakler back and forths.

Sienna said she resorted to therapy over the relationship as "there were times when I felt it was all just too much." But she insulted her analyst after he dared to ask her a"particularly difficult question."

In the new interview, Miller also denies she dated Law as a career move.

"I was never desperate to be famous, which I know sounds probably like a lie, but it is, in my case, very true," she said. "I fell in love with someone very famous, and that's beyond control. But it was a beautiful period."

Until he cheated on her with their nanny, we presume. From there, the relationship went downhill faster than a Jessica Simpson performance in honor of Dolly Parton.

Saint Nick. The man knows who's naughty and who's nice. It's apparent, however, that he treats each with equal affection.

Take Sienna Miller (please, Jude Law would insist). The actress isn't exactly known for her benevolent ways, yet there she is with a jolly, welcoming Santa. You gotta hand it to the guy and his forgiving heart.

We're sure it was much easier for Mrs. Claus' husband to wear a smile for Katharine McPhee. The American Idol runner-up (right) caught up with the Christmas icon before he took off for a practice sleigh run last week.

As loving as Santa Claus appears to be, though, we wonder if he has anything in his sack this holiday season for Michael Richards. We're guessing it won't be anything but coal.

Jude Law has to draw the line somewhere.

An affair with his nanny? Come on, she was hot! But Sienna Miller partying a lot? That's unacceptable.

Indeed, according to the New York Post's Page Six, Law was the one who ended this troubled relationship this time around.

"She was just too wild for him," said an insider. "She partied too much. He is a devoted father of four children and she always wanted to go out constantly. He was just done with her."

The actor was so devoted, of course, that he slept with Daisy Wright - the nanny to his kids - the first time he and Miller dated in the summer of 2005. This prompted Miller to dress exactly like Lindsay Lohan and Nicky Hilton for awhile.

After the publication of Wright's diaries, which detailed her three-month fling with the actor, the two parted ways and Sienna took up briefly with her Camille costar, James Franco.

The on-off couple reunited again last May, but are now over for good, according to friends of the duo. We've heard Jude has his eye on Kristin Cavallari.

But that's only because he reads The Hollywood Gossip everyday.

As reported earlier today, Sienna Miller is officially done with Jude Law. And that means only one thing: slutting it up real bad! As a result, the actress picked out the same dress as a couple of famous harlots, Lindsay Lohan and Nicky Hilton.

Just kidding. Nicky Hilton isn't a harlot. Also, that's not why Miller picked out the dress. These pictures were taken over the past few months. But they happen to be wearing the same dress! That's funny on its own, right? No? Sorry. Can't say we're big fans of that dress -- though we're sure it compliments Lindsay's floor nicely.

In any case, it's been a rough couple of months for Ms. Miller. First, she was gawked hard by a passer-by in London. Then, she was chastised by her home city of Pittsburgh for calling it $hittsburg. Finally, she claimed that human beings are really just a bunch of f*&%king animals that like to get freaky and aren't meant to be in monogamous relationships.

Foreshadowing, anyone?

We didn't see the Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe divorce coming.

And we certainly didn't predict the involvement of Abbie Cornish in it.

Call us psychic, however, because the recent annoucement that Jude Law and Sienna Miller have split for good is not exactly surprising news.

"It's a mutual decision," a pal of the actor told People magazine of ending the roller-coaster romance. "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."

Reps for both Miller and Law refused to comment on the private lives of their clients - but it's a bit too late for that.

Law, 33, and Miller, 24, were engaged in 2004, but Miller broke off the relationship after his affair with his children's nanny, Daisy Wright, was exposed the following year.

You might say that Wright was Alison Clinton before Alison Clinton was Alison Clinton.

"There isn't another person involved but it isn't helped by Jude's devotion to his kids," the source says, mostly referring to Law's relationship with ex-wife, Sadie Frost. "He and Sadie have a very friendly relationship for the sake of the kids but they are not getting back together."

Forgive us if we can't simply believe Jude. Other rumors, meanwhile, have connected Miller with the new James Bond, Daniel Craig. We can't substantiate those.

But we can pretty much guarantee Sienna won't be dating anyone from Pittsburgh any time soon.

It's been a hard couple of weeks for Sienna Miller, who has been openly ogled by drooling passers-by, confronted by cops for acting like a diva in a local bar, hated by her hometown for terming it "Sh!ttsburgh," and laughed at by millions for her idiotic remarks about humans being f*%king animals when it comes to relationships, and so on down the line.

Here, she enjoys a tender moment with co-star Jon Foster on the set of her latest movie, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh. Foster has apparently learned a lesson from our man in London and refrains from checking out Miller's back side until no cameras are present. Meanwhile, T.H. Gossip takes a very, very extended look at Sienna's ample front.

Jude Law? Rolling in his grave.

The somewhat famous, probably-not-monogamous, seemingly bitter Sienna Miller is denying a recent report that she threw a nasty temper tantrum at a Pittsburgh bar when bouncers refused to let her in without ID.

Penny Folino, the owner of Young's Tavern, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that after bouncers turned her away, the 24-year-old actress "ripped off her hat and said, 'I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!' That's what she did. She was basically throwing a temper tantrum."

Bouncer Dan Kovac says that Miller, who was with her father and stepmother, then snuck into the bar through a different entrance. He approached the group and escorted them out.

"She was going crazy out there, stomping her feet, walking up and down the street," Kovac said.

Miller disputes the account.

"These people are utter fantasists. We have 10 witnesses, including local Pittsburgh people, who can vouch that Sienna never reacted this way and left the bar quietly. It is utter rubbish," her rep tells People.

Miller, who is in town filming The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, and who was lambasted by Bill Simmons and others after she bashed her hometown recently, issued a statement denying she acted in an inappropriate manner.

"I was asked to provide ID and since I didn't have any with me, I was told I couldn't be served and asked to leave. I had no problem with this and my family and I left calmly without any further exchange of words," Miller said, declining to comment on whether any of the Steel City's blue-collar passers-by have been ogling her.

The actress's father, Edwin Miller, also issued a statement saying that after the bouncer asked the actress to leave "several of our friends spoke to him and I introduced myself, asking if there was a way to solve the problem. He stated: 'She has ignored me since we arrived and if she'd been a little more pleasant, maybe I would agree, but there is no way now.' I can categorically state that at no time did Sienna Miller engage in conversation with this person."

At times like this, T.H. Gossip can only wonder, what would Jude Law think -- and is he up in the nanny again right about now?