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Kim Porter can relax now.

While celebrity gossip reports had Diddy leaving his babies' mama for Sienna Miller, it appears as though this promiscuous actress has found a new man instead: Rhys Ifans.

The British actor with the weird name must have even weirder taste in women, as not many of us would go for Jude Law's sloppy seconds. Especially when we can see Sienna Miller nude without any risk of disease.

But the two look happy below, don't they? Picking up gardening tools like they were Zanessa or some other normal couple. Good for them!

Sienna Miller is seen here with her new man, Rhys Ifans. Odds are high she'll be sleeping with Criss Angel soon, however.

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Has Diddy seen Sienna Miller nude? That's the question Kim Porter has wrestled with for months now.

Relaxing here, though, the actress is letting us all stare at her bare body kicking back on the beach. Clothes be damned!

Perhaps Miller was pissed off at The Hollywood Gossip for not including her in our recent Beach Body Photo Finish between Nick Lachey and Brody Jenner. Sorry about that, Sienna.

But if you're revenge is to sit around showing off your breasts, there's a good chance we forget about you next time, too.

Help us answer this question, readers: Who is hotter, Sienna Miller naked or Mariah Carey naked?

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Hayden Panettiere, step off.

Yes, we know. You're an up-and-comer, as we've seen in some recent photos. But you've got nothing on some of the sex-crazed, attention-craving purveyors of girl-on-girl action seen below. Consider this something to strive toward.

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Let's take a look at The Hollywood Gossip's All-Star Team ...

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Lauren Conrad (left) leans in to give Heidi Montag some sugar. And this was before Heidi's boob job! There will be no more slumber parties or tickle fights between these former roomies, though. Just real fights. LC and Heidi aren't really friends, mostly because of her relationship with that d!ck Spencer Pratt. The photo at right, of a pre-train wreck Britney Spears going at it with Madonna, needs no introduction.

SISTERS AND PORN STARS: We knew she'd sleep with just about anything, but we didn't expect to see Sienna Miller (left) gettin' freaky... with her sister! Yes, borderline incestual girl-on-girl action, ladies and gentlemen. Let's just hope she didn't slip her the tongue. And while it's probably not fair to include a porn star in this feature (as they get paid for lesbian action), we weren't about to exclude the lusty pride of Broward County, Mary Carey.

BEAUTY QUEENS GONE WILD: Call it (disgraced) beauty queens row. Tara Conner and Katie Blair (left) not only made headlines for winning the 2006 Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, but for hooking up. With each other. Is this a great country or what? Meanwhile, Katie Rees (right, middle) was stripped of Miss Nevada honors after this pic and others like it surfaced. But who are you gonna remember, her or Helen Salas? Exactly.

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Okay, so even The Hollywood Gossip gets it wrong sometimes.

And we weren't all that wrong in this case. Just slightly.

Much like last fall, when we originally reported that Britney Spears' one-night boy toy was Jonathan Rotem (he goes by J.R. Rotem), we've made a similar blunder in regards to Sienna Miller's new man.

In fairness to us, Sienna Miller's crazy life is often hard to keep track of. So many quotes. So many men.

Anyway. Jamie Burke (who we originally called James Burke) was performing with his band, Bloody Social at the New York City club The Pitt this weekend.

The actress, who wore a silver tunic, and who loves some drugs, arrived with Burke and then hung out with friends in a corner banquette.

When the show started at midnight, Sienna Miller pushed through the crowd and stood front-row center as she grooved and sang along during the performance.

Before exiting the stage, Burke gave Miller a hug. We can only hope she forces him to get a "SM" tattoo on his wrist, a la Nick Zano and Kristin Cavallari.

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Thanks to Us Weekly for this fun compilation ...

"Everything about him. He's an incredibly brilliant, intelligent, funny, charismatic, vivacious, kind, beautiful, rich... Don't put the last thing."
-- Sienna Miller on what originally attracted her to former boyfriend Jude Law

"You become a movie star and sexy because you're up there larger than life, but it's not really justified. I know what I look like in the morning."
-- Sandra Bullock on her movie star looks

"Fine! He's not selling crack. Thank you, Lord!"
-- Chris Rock on what his parents thought of his career choice

"Will loves whatever I put on. That's the beauty of Will. The only thing is that Will doesn't like to see my feet exposed."
-- Jada Pinkett Smith on husband Will Smith

"Will is so f*%king hilarious, and he's got to be one of the sweetest people on the planet. But just between you and me, off the record: I would love to see him go motherf*%king down."
-- Will Arnett on pal Will Ferrell

"I have a problem where when I think I'm looking friendly, I look like I want to kill someone."
-- Eric Bana on his trademark gaze

"I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. From then on I wore tighter jeans."
-- Jon Heder on teenage dating woes

"We were at sniper training, my leg was shaking, and I'm thinking, 'God, you know, I used to be a thrill seeker, nothing scared me; and now I've got two little ones at home.' I was always flying around in fifth gear and now I'm down to two."
-- Mark Wahlberg on how being a dad gave him second thoughts when shooting action scenes for Shooter

"I was surrounded by this cast of young actors who looked totally chiseled. I kept saying to myself, 'Get it together.' I really trained hard doing running and push-ups and a lot of laps in the pool."
-- Terrence Howard (who is not dating Naomi Campbell) on wearing tiny swim trunks in Pride.

"I didn't want to upstage Terrence. I went to the director and said, 'When I was growing up they used to call me 'lumberjack.' I could have been a porn star.'"
-- Bernie Mac on not having to wear tiny swim trunks in Pride

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Once again, Sienna Miller finds herself at the center of controversy.

Last year the outspoken 25-year-old upset residents of Pittsburgh after drunkenly calling their city "Sh!ttsburgh" during an interview.

Miller also remarked, in reference to her on-again, off-again relationship with actor Jude Law, that monogamy is overrated because humans are just a bunch of f*%king animals anyway.

Then there was her rumored relationship with Diddy and some serious topless canoodling on the beach with James Burke.

Now, in a recent interview, she confesses that she takes drugs because "they're fun."

Miller plays Edie Sedgwick in her latest movie Factory Girl. In researching the role of the New York socialite who died of an overdose, Sienna says she took morphine - and understands why Andy Warhol's muse was drawn to illegal substances.

"They're f**k loads of fun," Miller said. "If I had a drug of choice it would be magic mushrooms."

No doubt Pete Doherty could set her up with his dealer.

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Many thanks to Us Weekly for this compilation:

"I was 11... just walked up to her and said, 'Hey, do you want to be my girlfriend?' And she said yes, and then I didn't talk to her for the rest of the school year because she was now my girlfriend, which I do continue that same pattern."
-- George Clooney on his first girlfriend

Andrew Garcia and Katie Stevens

"I'm just stubborn, is basically it."
-- Sienna Miller on why she doesn't have a stylist

"Wait until you're 45 like me and you'll be having a hot flash during a talk show."
-- Rosie O'Donnell on Sienna Miller saying she feels old at 25

"They should name it 'Ellen Night,' and I'm not being egotistical, I'm being real."
-- Ellen DeGeneres, on changing the name of the Oscars

"As a teenager I really did not enjoy the way I looked... I was a teenager and I thought I was ugly."
-- Christina Ricci

"I actually feel a bit of compassion for [the contestants]. You're out there with your dreams, and your dreams are shattered by one comment. That's tough."
-- Sting, on American Idol

"It's weird when you watch women's tennis now with all the grunting and shouting. It's a bit like phone sex. So you have to be very careful not to get too excited."
-- Robin Williams on phone sex and tennis

"I made myself a check for $10 million four years before I actually got it. I postdated it Thanksgiving 1995, and I got it six months before."
-- Jim Carrey, on always knowing he'd be successful

"He was really sweet. I sort of hobbled around and moved from my crutches to his arms."
-- Michelle Williams, on falling for Heath Ledger after a knee injury

"Every day, I have daydreams: 'Today I'm going to move to Hawaii, write a book. The next day I'm like, 'F--k Hollywood. I'm going to be a travel writer.'"
-- Drew Barrymore

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Ah, Sienna Miller nude.

That always makes for a good article.

Even more so than Sienna Miller drunk.

The talented, sometimes abrasive actress and boy toy of the day James Burke stripped down and hitting the beach for some laid-back, clothing-optional R&R.

The warming twosome spent a few days on a secluded beach in the Caribbean earlier this week, swimming, tanning and in the case of the hot Sienna Miller, being topless. Niiiiiice!

We've heard Burke, a model, used to date Kate Moss - presumably before the supermodel was perpetually coked up and doing that ass bag Pete Doherty.

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Good old Sienna Miller.

She's a fun-loving, sometimes nude gal who thinks there's nothing wrong with wearing no pants and having a good time. She also feels that human beings are basically a bunch of f*%king animals, so screw monogamy.

So it should come as no surprise that she's come to the defense of fellow hard-partying celebs Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. London's The Sun reports that Sienna attended no fewer than three BAFTA after parties and partied hard until 5:30 am Sunday night.

Then she is quoted in OK! Magazine as saying the hard-partying lifestyle is actually rather "healthy" and that Britney and Lindsay shouldn't be chastised.

"I think everyone's entitled to their own decisions," said Miller, who has been recently linked to Leonardo DiCaprio and Diddy. "Girls are doing the same thing all over the world as what these girls are doing, but they're not being photographed while they're doing it."

"I think it's healthy for young girls to go out and have fun in their teenage years and early twenties. I'm not going to judge anyone."

There you go. If troubled Miss USA Tara Conner is looking for a good role model, she can forget all about that blowhard Donald Trump. Sienna Miller doles out good advice!

After all, is there anyone among us who thinks girls in their teens and 20s shouldn't be going out and getting drunk all the time? We know Katie Rees sure doesn't.

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