Shyamali Malakar is the cute sister of Sanjaya. Former Hooters waitress.

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We'll never see Shyamali Malakar nude pics.

So stated her brother, Sanjaya, who - considering the photos of his sister below - is proving to be as talented a forecaster as he was a singer on American Idol.

The beloved singer from everyone's favorite reality show, of course, was referring to Shyamali getting naked for some famous magazine, but we thought we'd have a little fun with the image on her MySpace account of a guitar placed rather strategically.

After all, it's similar to a past Rolling Stone cover shot of Christina Aguilera. Take a look: 

Christina Aguilera Naked...

This picture, of course, was taken before rumors of an Xtina pregnancy hit the celebrity gossip world. We can't say for sure if Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are expecting or not, but we can say that both Christina and Shyamali look pretty darn good above, don't they?

This might not be as hot as our past Holly Madison vs. Carmella DeCesare nude photo finish, but blame the guitars for that.

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Sanjaya Malakar doesn't seem to know his sister too well.

After being asked about his music - which the crazy-haired former American Idol contestant told The Daily News he wants to "legitimize" - the topic turned to his much better looking sibling.

Sanjaya Picture

Will we ever see Shyamali Malakar nude in a magazine?

Nope, Sanjaya claims. He went on to say, "she was never the type to flaunt it."

Really? Makes us wonder where Malakar was when his sister's chest was bobbing up and down in the audience of Idol during a taping this season? Or if he simply missed this photo the last time he read The Hollywood Gossip.

Naked truth be told, Sanjaya, there is no "type to flaunt it." Amanda Beard is an Olympic champion and she's nude in this month's Playboy.

Jennifer Toof is a former Flavor of Love girl and she's getting her ass slapped on film left and right.

Who are we to judge? Or compare the decisions of these women? If a nude Christina Aguilera wants to prance around her house on Sundays, we're not gonna stop her.

And you shouldn't speak for Shyamali on the topic, either. Let your sister make her own choices in life.

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In case you thought we were joking about Jillian Blyth being busted for marijuana, here's some visual evidence of the pot smoker in action.

Yes, the mom of Sanjaya Malakar might be on more drugs than Paula Abdul. She's already served jail time for growing the ganja - and could be in more hot legal bong water after this photo of her was snapped at a Hollywood party in March.

Sanjaya Picture

In the shot, obtained by the National Enquirer and initially posted by TMZ, Blyth appears to be holding a bong and a lighter. According to a source cited by the Enquirer, the 41-year-old Blyth could be in more trouble if this picture suggests that "she's continuing to break the law," especially because, says the paper, she was sentenced under 12 months of "community supervision" as part of her felony conviction on drug charges in 2005 that required her to be drug-free.

No wonder Shyamali Malakar nude photos have hit the Internet - Jillian's daughter is trying to attract attention away from her criminal mother.

On the other hand, says the Enquirer, Blyth's legal case was officially closed last year. So she may not be in danger of joining Jason Wahler in the slammer.

When American Idol judge Simon Cowell heard about the habit of Sanjaya's mom, though, he reportedly said: "That's horrific pot smoking. Just terrible form."

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It happened in 2005. But that doesn't make this story any less hilarious.

Sanjaya Picture

The mother of a certain crazy-haired, former American Idol favorite, Jillian Blyth, used to be a pot-growing potentate.

The Momjaya - credit TMZ for that classic pun - was pinched by the Pierce County Sheriff's Department in February 2005 in Pierce County, Washington after they found 310 marijuana plants in the Malakar family garage. That's almost as many stalkers as Hilary Duff has had.

When the 5.0 arrived, Shyamali Malakar, who was arrested for possession, directed the cops to another green-growing facility nearby, where they arrested Blyth and her husband, Charles Quist (Sanjaya's stepdad).

We're told there's actually mugshot of Shyamali, but it can't be made public because she was only 17 at the time of the bust.

Blyth could've gone to jail for up to five years after pleading guilty to one felony count of unlawful manufacturing of a controlled substance, but got off with a relatively mellow 30-day sentence. Sanjaya Malakar, of course, was stuck with a lifetime sentence of no longer performing on American Idol after last week.

But at least now we know why he was so laid back on the show.

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Unless you've been hiding under a rock for the last six weeks - or lived with your eyes closed tightly, trying to imagine Eva Longoria nude - you've heard about a certain contestant on American Idol.

His name in Sanjaya Malakar, he's 17 years old and he has no singing talent whatsoever.

But he can be used as a segue over to his sister, Shyamali Malakar. This young vocalist also tried out for American Idol, but was eliminated before the contestants were narrowed down to 24. She's responded to that ousting pretty well, however.

Taking a page from Haley Scarnato, Shyamali is trying to get by on her looks. And maybe her guitar playing.

Either way, the sister of the guy who actually makes Brooke Hogan look like a good singer will be heard from again. You can bet on that.

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Sanjaya Malakar is a budding music god.

He takes his influence from many popular musicians of our time, butchering their songs and worming his way into America's collective heart with each brutal week.

Sanjaya Picture

But it turns out the biggest reason for his success might be his look-alike sister, Shyamali Malakar. See hot picture below. Yow. How you doin'? It's clear who got the good genes in this family (much like Cameron Federline)..

Her MySpace profile reveals how dedicated some Sanjaya Malakar fans are, with one of Shyamali's loser MySpace friends remarking that they voted for the American Idol hopeful - ready for this? - 540 times.

And we thought Rose McGowan was a huge fan.

A sexy 20-year-old, Shyamali Malakar also states on her MySpace profile that she's a college student and she doesn't smoke, but interestingly enough, she does drink.

Can we get her on the next season of The Hills?

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