We'll never see Shyamali Malakar nude pics.
So stated her brother, Sanjaya, who - considering the photos of his sister below - is proving to be as talented a forecaster as he was a singer on American Idol.
The beloved singer from everyone's favorite reality show, of course, was referring to Shyamali getting naked for some famous magazine, but we thought we'd have a little fun with the image on her MySpace account of a guitar placed rather strategically.
After all, it's similar to a past Rolling Stone cover shot of Christina Aguilera. Take a look:Â
This picture, of course, was taken before rumors of an Xtina pregnancy hit the celebrity gossip world. We can't say for sure if Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are expecting or not, but we can say that both Christina and Shyamali look pretty darn good above, don't they?
This might not be as hot as our past Holly Madison vs. Carmella DeCesare nude photo finish, but blame the guitars for that.