Channing Tatum says he's a high-functioning alcoholic, but if he makes a habit of engaging in the sort of antics he described to GQ recently, it may be time to drop the "high-functioning" part of the description.
While filming the 2006 movie A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, Channing hung out with Shia LaBeouf and the two young actors tested each other's mettle with a night of escalating dares and serious boozing:
"We were drinking," Channing's tale begins (we're guessing a lot of his stories start that way). "I think our initial thing was, 'Alright let's go out and get in a fight!' This was just young dumb, idiot actors thinking that's what's going to bond us."
We're with you on the "dumb" part Channing. But hold on. While going out with the intention of starting fight is certainly pretty stupid, things get exponentially dumber from there: