Shia LaBeouf may have his fair share of issues, but at least he's willing and able to turn his most embarrassing moments into brilliant entertainment for the rest of us.
As you may have heard, LaBeouf was arrested for disorderly conduct back in June after being thrown out of a Broadway performance for smoking and groping the performers.
In the days following the arrest we learned that Shia had chased a homeless man through Times Square just before the show. Now we're finally getting LaBeouf's side of the story and it's so much weirder and more hilarious than we ever could've imagined:
What? There was drinking involved?! Get outta here!!!
So yeah, Shia did chase a homeless dude and he did slap Alan Cumming on the ass, but when he tells the story himself, it somehow doesn't sound all that crazy.