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The dude who went to town on the Shauna Sand sex tape is suing its distributor for screwing him in a very different fashion. Antoine Berlier wants to get paid too, yo!

He claims in a lawsuit against Vivid Entertainment that he was hosed out of "massive profits" from the Shauna Sand sex tape. Um, really? There were massive profits?

He also calls Sand "a prominent American sex symbol," so he's clearly delusional.

Not finished with his self-aggrandizement, Antoine Berlier claims he is of "enormous value" to Vivid, because of "natural attributes." He's the anti-Jon Gosselin, then?

His more legit, albeit still dubious complaint, according to TMZ, is that no one translated the documents (he's French) and he did not sign a valid release.

Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch denies this. Okay, story over.

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Shauna Sand with more clothing on than you're used to seeing.

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Think Shauna Sand would miss a chance to reclaim attention from someone younger, more attractive and more popular stealing her sex tape spotlight lend a hand?

With the Carrie Prejean sex tape leaked and a company lined up to sell it if she's willing, Shauna wants Carrie to get off (heh heh) her high horse and take the cash.

Shauna Sand, who really has nothing better to do anymore, fired off a letter to Prejean in an effort to convince the "biblically correct" beauty queen to roll with it.

Vivid Entertainment has offered $1 million for the Carrie Prejean sex tape. Shauna is also distributing her nasty sex video through Vivid, so she knows what's up.

Shauna Sand Side Boob

Everyone needs a mentor. Shauna Sand is offering to be Carrie Prejean's.

In the letter, Shauna draws from her own experiences - how she decided not to waste "thousands of dollars" trying to fight the release of her "leaked" sex tape.

Instead, she worked out a deal with Vivid so she could maximize the profit provided by her disgusting sex romp ... which Shauna will also be actively promoting.

Of course, Shauna clearly wanted the thing to get out the whole time and created the "lawsuit" story for some free publicity, while Carrie's surprised everyone.

It's clear that any hypocritical ditz who lies about her age on the tape and makes claims to imply that God loves fake boobs didn't want this kind of PR. But hey.

In other sex tape news, how about Hiroko Mima and Anya Ayoung-Chee!? Wowza, those Miss Universe Girls are into some crazy stuff, from what we've heard.

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Well, what do you know? Not only did Shauna Sand green light the sex tape she was originally fighting (or claimed to be fighting, she'll be doing PR for it now too.

It's almost as if the Shauna Sand sex tape was planned all along, with its nasty star having full knowledge of its release and every intention of profiting from it.

Shauna Sand Bikini Photo

A press release Vivid Entertainment sent reads as such: SHAUNA SAND-LAMAS, STAR OF VIVID'S SHAUNA SAND EXPOSED, NOW AVAILABLE FOR INTERVIEWS.

What is there to ask? Who came up with the idea for you to make this trash and then pretend to be pissed about it, then "come on board" to do press for it?

Shauna Sand oils up that plastic body in preparation for Round 2.

WHO: Shauna Sand-Lamas, sexy TV actress, ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas of E!'s Leave it to Lamas reality TV show and star of Vivid's Shauna Sand Exposed.

WHAT: Shauna took control of distribution of her sex tape, is cooperating with Vivid in the release of Shauna Sand Exposed and is prepared to talk about the tape in detail, why she dropped her lawsuit against Vivid and her plans for the future.

Hmm. Hard to believe Shauna would be so cooperative in promoting tape she threatened to sue over. Oh that's right, she was only fake-suing to block it.

After all, it's not that hard for handwriting expert to read the name "Shauna Sand" on a form and put two and two together. Just saying. You've been had.

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It's official. Nothing can stop the Shauna Sand sex tape now.

The 97-percent plastic Playboy model has withdrawn a legal challenge claiming the tape of her and some boyfriend fornicating was released against her will.

She withdrew it after Steven Hirsh, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment, brought in a handwriting expert to prove Shauna had in fact signed off on the tape.

Wouldn't you know it, she had. All 12 people clamoring for the Shauna Sand sex tape can celebrate the fact that it's release will not be delayed any longer.

After meeting with her on Thursday, Hirsh said the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas has withdrawn the cease and desist letter her lawyer she sent Vivid this month.

Hirsh says Shauna's reason for withdrawing her challenge to the filthy, unappealing tape's release was because the lawsuit could prove "long and expensive."

Mmm. Sure.

Or because it was just a token threat to make it look like she didn't plan this desperate, nasty plea for attention all along. Yup, we're gonna go with that.

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Shauna Sand has pulled out of a legal battle involving her sex tape. The guy co-starring in said tape is doing nothing of the sort, if you know what we mean!

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The freak nasty sex tape starring former Playboy model Shauna Sand is being delayed a week pending an analysis of whether she actually authorized its release.

Despite the fact that the Shauna Sand sex tape was obviously made on purpose and hilariously staged, she fired off a cease and desist letter to Vivid last week.

Vivid, which announced the tape is set for release last week, says they've got a release from Sand green-lighting it but will wait to establish that it is authentic.

A handwriting expert has been called in to do find out if Shauna inked the dotted line. How much analysis this is really going to take, who knows. We'll find out.

In other news, Vivid has released the cover for the sex tape, and we have to give the adult film distributors credit for the tagline of Shauna Sand eXposed:

Look Who's The Renegade Now!

This is a play on Lorenzo Lamas' former show, Renegade. Shauna and Lorenzo were married from 1996-2002. Here's the classic Shauna sex video cover ...

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Cover

We can't wait to see Shauna Sand's sex tape with Romain Chavent. Actually, wait, we totally can. Shauna Sand is even less attractive than seedy strip club girls.

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Yesterday, we reported that Vivid is putting out a Shauna Sand sex tape, but that Shauna is lawyering up, claiming they don't have permission to release it.

She admits it is just one of many sex tapes she has made with her current boyfriend, who we're pretty sure is Romain Chavent. Vivid says it's got the rights.

"We were approached by a third party with the footage" and are "comfortable with our legal position releasing the footage," the entertainment company stated.

Shauna's own stepdaughter, Shayne Lamas, called her out on this obvious PR stunt, the likes of which we have seen and reported on countless times before.

Anyone can see the footage from this "private" Shauna Sand video is of superior quality than some movies and TV shows, and the still photos are airbrushed.

Shauna Sand: HOT!!

Shauna Sand: Shameless staged sex tape star.

As the old adage goes, if a camera crew films you from multiple angles and you stare blankly at their lenses, as if the guy isn't even there, is it even a sex tape?

In any case, we're pretty sure that soon enough, we'll be asked to remove the pictures because we are violating her right to privacy or some such nonsense.

It's a flimsy legal claim, as she clearly wants us to see her getting violated in an entirely different way, but we'll comply because it's not worth the legal fees.

Don't ask us who wants to see this anyway. It's Shauna Sand. You can do better. Seriously. Think Heidi Montag, but like 15 years (and plastic surgeries) later.

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    You knew it was a only a matter of time. A Shauna Sand sex tape apparently exists. And is apparently on the verge of being released in just a matter of days.

    Coincidentally, her ex-husband and his family just made their reality TV debut with E!'s stupefying new Leave it to Lamas last night! What crazy timing, right?!

    While Lorenzo, A.J., and Shayne Lamas star in what is probably the most random and lame reality show in history (a bold statement in this era of For the Love of Ray J 2) Shauna Sand has admitted starring in a sex tape.

    Her "defense" is almost as revealing as the tape itself, however.

    Vivid Entertainment has acquired the Shauna Sand sex tape, featuring the former Playboy model and her Miami boyfriend, and plans to release it October 19.

    But not without a fake, publicity-generating fight from Shauna.

    Shauna Sand: HOT!!

    If you ever wanted to see a Shauna Sand sex tape, you're in luck!

    "Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year," Sand told TMZ. "In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

    Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says he's legally entitled to released the boning.

    "We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna Sand having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it ... We're comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage."

    It was not specified who is nailing Shauna on the alleged tape, but she has been dating - and occasionally married to - Romain Chavent. For awhile, too.

    Shauna Sand is the father of three of Lorenzo Lamas' six kids, but not A.J. Lamas or The Bachelor winner Shayne Lamas, whose mom is Michele Smith.

    Sand married him in 1996 and became the fourth ex-Mrs. Lamas in 2002.