Shannon Funk was once the personal assistant of Britney Spears. She also possibly made sweet love to the pop singer, if you believe what...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Lovw Hewitt have spent the summer breaking every nauseating PDA record on the books.

According to a new report by Perez Hilton, though, the abysmal actor has also spent the last few weeks getting busy with his ex-girlfriend... Shannon Funk!

This is hilarious for multiple reasons:

  • It's miraculous enough that Kennedy is dating Hewitt. In case you haven't noticed, there's a slight disparity in the attractiveness of this couple.
  • Funk is the former assistant of Britney Spears. In August 2007, she sold out to the tabloids, claiming a lesbian affair with the pop star and telling the world that Britney was a terrible mother.

Kennedy and Funk are either perfect for each other; or the latter is making up more rumors to get herself in the news. As you can see below, she's very good at that...

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Shannon Funk and Jamie Kennedy?!? What would Britney say about her rumored ex-lover rekindling a flame with this fool?

by Free Britney at . Comments

The former assistant (and possible lover) of Britney Spears, Shannon Funk, is showing that she learned a thing or two from her boss, if you know what we're talking about.

We're talking about slinging poon like a short order cook does hotcakes.

Celebrity gossip site TMZ got these photos of Shannon Funk in a Britney Spears style position - probably drunk, legs wide open - as she gave a lap dance in Vegas.

Shannon even nabbed a celebrity date while she was in town - comedian Jamie Kennedy. He wasn't shy about examining Funk's assets, either, from the back or the front...

At the end of the night, Shannon Funk and Jamie Kennedy ended up at Body English in the Hard Rock with impresario Jeff Beacher ... bringing it all full circle.

Keep gettin' Funk'd in Vegas, girl. Here's hoping for more Shannon Funk pictures and gossip in the coming weeks. She's her generation's Alli Sims. Only trashier.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Drinking in front of the kids. Stripping in front of the staff. Flashing dat ass (sometimes with no underwear) every time she goes out in public.

Kevin Federline has been collecting stories from Britney Spears' employees about her alleged bad parenting and her nannies have plenty to share.

While K-Fed has been serving subpoenas to members of Spears' inner circle in his custody battle, several ex nannies are offering insight into the world of Britney.

One of her strangest requests? Before she had Jayden James, she asked a nanny to sleep in the same bed with her and Sean Preston.

No word on whether this nanny has Britney Spears confused with Michael Jackson. But in another shocking revelation: "She drinks in front of the kids," a former staffer says of Spears, who spent 28 days in rehab earlier this year.

"At first, a few drinks would help her loosen up and not be so angry. But she'd inevitably drink too much and be out of it, at which point the nannies would take care of the kids."

Multiple sources confirm Spears' exhibitionism: "She'll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whoever... She'll ask, ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?' She's extremely insecure."

Being on Spears' payroll requires much more than child care experience, as "She just cares if they're fun and like to drink ... [Britney] hires people to be her friends."

One such "friend" is Shannon Funk (below, center), who is the latest in a growing line of Britney associates to be summoned to testified by Federline's attorney

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Interestingly, while K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, was tying to reach Funk, she was having a girl's night out with OK! magazine staff in New York, says TMZ.

And, in the continuing saga of Brit's fantastic train wreck life, TMZ says it is none other than Shannon Funk who's the source for the juicy, newest tell-all from an "unnamed employee" that OK! is featuring this week. That's loyalty for you!

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Seems like everyone close to the slow-moving train wreck that is Britney Spears is spouting off their opinions regarding the former pop singer.

Her mom, Lynne Spears, claims to be reaching out to the singer, but was recently seen partying in Vegas like a regular ol' Dina Lohan.

Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, has expressed his concerns over some of the recent accounts of Britney's parenting skills (or lack thereof).

Heck, even her former assistant and fellow club-goer, Alli Sims, has cut ties with Spears to launch her own singing career.

The latest to break their silence? Maureen Funk, mother of Shannon Funk, an assistant fired by Spears last week. The elder Funk is speaking out to defend her daughter.

She tells Life & Style, "My daughter is a terrific person and she has been hounded by the media since news that she left Britney broke. Contrary to what people may think, this situation is not about money as Shannon is not that type of person."

Maureen denies her daughter inked a $500,000 "tell-all" deal to spill the beans about her short-lived stint as Britney's personal assistant (Shannon denies she was axed by Britney).

"I feel really sorry for Britney Spears," Maureen says "She is under a lot of pressure every day and is a really sweet woman, despite all the stories."

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As Life & Style previously reported, Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon, an insider close to Spears said:

"Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was extremely rude and Britney felt she was letting business e-mails fall by the wayside."

Shannon was Britney Spears' assistant when the pop star recently filmed a personally financed music video, which ended in a near meltdown.

Meanwhile, Britney's uncle, Barry Bridges, tells Life & Style that with Britney's divorce finalized, "I think Britney and [Kevin] should be very happy about this. It'll be a relief to the family, [and] I think [her mom] Lynne will be happy."

As for advice he would offer Britney Spears, he says:"Just get on with your life, and try to be civil. She'll need to know to not talk badly about their daddy, especially around [Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline]."

Asked whether he thinks Britney will be able to repair her relationship with Lynne Spears, now that the divorce is settled, he says:

"I think they'll get back together. Sometimes people are hard-headed, but Britney and Lynne have been so close so long. Remember that your family is always your family. You don't forget they love you, no matter what."

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